12 thoughts on “Sphincter Loses His Damn Mind

  1. 1. Stop interrupting her, asshole.

    2. We're talking about connections that are way fucking more serious than Russian salad dressing, prick.

    3. Oh, for fuck's sake.

    1. "Russian dressing" is gross enough that Trump would eat it. Ryan is the same reporter Trump asked to set up a meeting for him with the Congressional Black Caucus, apparently on the assumption that because she's an African-American she must know all the other African-Americans. The meltdown is at about 52:00.

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/press-briefing-pr

        1. Something like that…I used to like it when I was a kid because it killed the taste of all the healthy stuff. Speak, Wikipedia:

          Russian dressing is a salad dressing invented in Nashua, New Hampshire, by James E Colburn, likely in the 1910s. Typically piquant, it is today characteristically made of a blend of mayonnaise and ketchup [ew] complemented with such additional ingredients as horseradish, pimentos, chives and spices. It is unknown in authentic Russian cuisine, though it exists in modern Russian cuisine as ketchunez (rus. кетчунез, ketchu- part for ketchup (rus. кетчуп) and -nez part for mayonnaise (rus. майонез)). A variation is known as red Russian dressing, and is very much like Catalina or French dressing

          1. I don't have ketchup in the house, and I probably never eat it in anything other than the sekrit sauce in the occasional burger. Mayo is only useful to fry a cheese sammich or dip an artichoke in.

            Wait, is this a test of patriotism?

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