17 thoughts on “Demon Squid

        1. "There was a dissonance there. The googley-eyed squid-head spoke clearly of spiritual attack, but the beads, the beads…

          "I was afraid, yet strangely drawn…"

          1. "So what do I have to do to get those beads? Show my tits?"
            "Nope"
            ….

            "Well… what?"
            ….

            "Let this squid suck on your head."
            "On my head?"
            "Yes. For a bit."

            "Okay."

          2. "For a bit." That's what sold it. Clearly the speaker has been studying the pamphlet, Engaging Human Females in Hypnotic Pre-Consumption Banter.

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