Hey, everybody! Down in the dumps? Trump is a demon and the whole damn universe is going to hell, so I thought the ‘ville could use a mascot. Introducing Disturbo! Disturbo is a kindly melonbunny created by Cmdr one night, for some reason. Angsty? Confide in Disturbo, he won’t judge! Lonely? Disturbo will be your friend. In the mood for takeout? Need your lawn mowed? Disturbo knows all the best places that deliver, and he knows all about lawncare! And he can even help with your taxes.
Let Disturbo into your life. You won’t regret it!
Hey, everybody! Down in the dumps? Trump is a demon and the whole damn universe is going to hell, so I thought the ‘ville could use a mascot. Introducing Disturbo! Disturbo is a kindly melonbunny created by Cmdr one night, for some reason. Angsty? Confide in Disturbo, he won’t judge! Lonely? Disturbo will be your friend. In the mood for takeout? Need your lawn mowed? Disturbo knows all the best places that deliver, and he knows all about lawncare! And he can even help with your taxes.
Let Disturbo into your life. You won’t regret it!
Wonkvillians, we are in the presence of greatness.
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Ha! Ha!
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Does Disturbo get rid of unwanted facial hair or deliver pizza?
https://youtu.be/A2_snSkpULQ
HAH!! KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Former MC Sheriff Disturbo!!!!!!!!!
OMG, It's Disturbpiehole!!! Wow!
I knew there was a better formulation out there somewhere.