16 thoughts on “FEMA is Fuckin’ Hirin’!!!

  1. Customer Representative
    DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
    Federal Emergency Management Agency

    Salary
    $17 to $17 per hour

    That's peanuts (in LA at least) considering people will be calling hoping to talk to someone who will remain calm during a crisis and be knowledgeable enough to offer meaningful aid. JFC.

  2. Almost a year ago I found a bookmobile for sale in Florida. It had hardwood shelves for 4500 books, a bathroom, and a Freightliner chassis, Cummins turbo diesel, and Allison 6-spd trans, all for $28,000. I couldn't afford it then and it disappeared quickly but, HELL, what a possibility!!!

  3. Dear Mr. Eature,

    You may tell your fiend that a separate advertisement will be placed in various appropriate forums when the eight-sleeved uniforms have been delivered.

    Thank you for your interest,
    Erasmus Linkendorf
    Deputy Assistant Director for Inter-Species Recruitment
    Federal Emergency Management Agency

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