10 thoughts on “It’s Millenial-Hating Time Over at Axios…AGAIN”
Well, WSJ, actually, but I can't breech Rupert's Paywall of Doom. The following anecdata should prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt:
The WSJ reports that "the biggest single cohort in the U.S. today is 26-year-olds," and companies have changed tactics to attract them. Classes and online tutorials about things like mowing the lawn, picking a paint color, mopping floors, and gardening are being taught by companies involved with those tasks, like Home Depot and Sherwin-Williams.
• Home Depot made online tutorials on how to use a tape measure, install a ceiling fan, and more.
• J.C. Penney has moved into home services, because the age group is "much for a 'Do-It-for-Me' type of customer than a 'Do-It-Yourself' customer," according to Executive Vice President Joe McFarland.
Well, WSJ, actually, but I can't breech Rupert's Paywall of Doom. The following anecdata should prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt:
Damn it! And J.C. Penney just closed the store only 15 miles from me!
But what if they don't learn how to do those things? How long until the whole world is unmeasured and unmopped, with discoordinated paint colors?
Also 2, a visit to Axios yields this award-winning headline:
Harvey Weinstein accused of rape, other unwanted advances
Like what, selling them whole-life insurance policies?
Nails and Screws: What Makes Them Go?
Paint: How Does it Get on There?
Insane Clown Posse reconfigured as Muzak.
I would say that few people under 40 can read a Vernier caliper or micrometer.
Friendly reminder that if it was up to our votes Hillary Clinton would be president
Don't be polite sps, tell those old lawn-fuckers to shove it up their catheters.
Frank and Vinnie are probably 40-ish, and they don't suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtKTjzyPx50