lol on one of the other articles there one of the idiot commenters said Trump's burger in Japan made Trump look good because his meal cost taxpayers less than Obama's. Head, meet desk.
Can you imagine how humiliating it must be for a professional chef at the pinnacle of his career to be directed to simulate a gross mass-produced beef-lung sandwich?
You'd think he'd quit.
Then again you'd think Pompeo would quit as head of CIA after tRump dissed his agency's findings.
Actually in one account the ex-bodyguard Keith Schiller was dispatched to the nearest golden-arches outlet to secure something that would please America's cultural and spiritual leader, Donald J Trump.
At a minimum, you should be prepared to participate in songs like these:
1. Piano man
2. Crocodile Rock
3. American Pie
4. Sweet Caroline….
….There is no pay for this gig, however, you are welcome to bring your family to attend the show as our guests— and they should love it, because it's so very different from all the other gigs you do.
I only bake pies from my own apple trees, which haven't produced fruit for the last two years. The only pie I get is when my neighbor bakes me one, and I don't get to be choosy.
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!
lol on one of the other articles there one of the idiot commenters said Trump's burger in Japan made Trump look good because his meal cost taxpayers less than Obama's. Head, meet desk.
"Your Tater tots, sir."
*claps hands* "Ahem. Thanks, Emile."
'Ketchup packets?"
"No, I like the upside down squeezy bottle."
"Right away."
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Can you imagine how humiliating it must be for a professional chef at the pinnacle of his career to be directed to simulate a gross mass-produced beef-lung sandwich?
You'd think he'd quit.
Then again you'd think Pompeo would quit as head of CIA after tRump dissed his agency's findings.
By the way, the current White House Executive Chef sounds pretty impressive:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristeta_Comerford
Wait, Trump hasn't fired her? I'm legitimately shocked.
Maybe she's his in with Rodrigo Duterte?
OT but Notre Dame's just being demolished
https://twitter.com/gullyblanchard/status/9295634…
HAH!!! Will come out of semi sportsfan-retirement to say ,"HAH mutherfuckers!!"
R. @gullyblanchard
Notre Dame gotta accept an invitation to the Papa Johns All Lives Matter bowl now
It didn't occur to them just to have someone run to a nearby MickeyD's to pick it up? Dafuq?
Actually in one account the ex-bodyguard Keith Schiller was dispatched to the nearest golden-arches outlet to secure something that would please America's cultural and spiritual leader, Donald J Trump.
O T
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eta: Last NEW, ARTISTIC DRESS SHIRT post was Nov. 2nd. I'm worried.
More random OT fun from Twitter
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Red dye #40? What happened to the first thirty-nine?
Best. WD. EVAR!
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Who knows, maybe he ate even fewer things when he was younger.
Kinda like a Hostess "pie", but served hot. Not terrible, really.
Been searching, and so far no evidence of ketchup in Olduvai Gorge.
Objectively less disgusting than the burger, certainly.
Not all condiments.
[ so far as we know ]
Hmmm. Never considered there was more than one. Will search for 'shipment of new, artistic dress shirts stolen' .
An unforgettable classic.
Seriously. I wish I could forget it.
Was that playing in Chem lab back in the day?
But McGriddles are so good
I don't remember the last time I've been to a McDonald's, but I do remember not gagging on the "pie".
I only bake pies from my own apple trees, which haven't produced fruit for the last two years. The only pie I get is when my neighbor bakes me one, and I don't get to be choosy.
[Garrison Keillor is old enough, right?]
[Chicks and strings, man.]