26 thoughts on “Sweet!

      1. Well it feels like that in your belly when you're two hours into your flight in seat 34E and the guy in 34D is asleep and is too big to climb over to get to the restroom.

    1. My former supervisor would make a mad dash between connecting flights at BWI, no matter what terminal we were in, to the B gates to wait in a 45 minute line for Chipotle Coli . I assume the initials stand for "Burnt Withering Intestines".

  1. "I had one caller ask if we were on the [public] side of security," said the employee, who did not wish to be named out of fear for his safety. "I'm freaking out.”

    Just as Jesus would have wanted. JFC…

    /FFS

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