13 thoughts on “Humorless Univision Jackhole Can’t Name Single Onion Article

  1. I'd post the link to the original Onion article, but I don't think it would pass the censors.

    1. I couldn't even get a map of global carbon dioxide concentration to pass the censors. Can't imagine what they'd do with ↑

  2. One former Univision executive joked to The Daily Beast that UCI seemingly does not differentiate between the Onion Inc. sites, and is “not even sure what Clickhole is.”

    I think I see the problem.

  3. The staff reductions are yet another result of Univision’s failed attempt to take the company public.

    Why would you want to…oh, right. Fuck.

  4. * Flash Flood Warning for…
    Maricopa County in south central Arizona…

    * Until 415 AM MST Monday.

    * At 1008 PM MST, Doppler radar indicated thunderstorms producing
    heavy rain across the warned area. Nearly one inch of rain has
    already fallen. Flash flooding is expected to begin shortly along
    Highway 238.

    * Some locations that will experience flooding include…
    Estrella, Bosque, Sonoran National Monument and Mobile.

    * This includes AZ Route 238 between mile markers 4 and 34.


    Turn around, don`t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood
    deaths occur in vehicles.

    1. * Dust Storm Warning for…
      Northwestern Pima County in southeastern Arizona…

      * Until 1145 PM MST.

      * At 1044 PM MST, a large area of dust was moving through western
      portions of the Tohono O'Odham Nation and western Pima county,
      moving west at 25 mph.

      HAZARD…Near zero visibility with strong wind in excess of 40

      SOURCE…Detected by National Weather Service meteorologists.

      IMPACT…Dangerous life-threatening travel.

      * This includes the following highways…
      Route 85 between mile markers 33 and 80.
      Route 86 between mile markers 53 and 70.

      Locations impacted include…
      Ajo, Organ Pipe National Monument, Ali Chuk, Lukeville, Kuakatch, Gu
      Vo, Why, Gunsight, Hickiwan.

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