31 thoughts on “Granny “Castle Doctrine’s” Masturbating Hassler”
The woman, identified only as “Granny Jean” in local news, was taking out her trash about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when the man riding his bicycle while masturbating approached her, according to Houston Police Lt. Larry Crowson.
If you can't be bothered to go to the bathroom to take care of that thing, I've got no sympathy. Sorry not sorry but a creep pulled this crap when I was sixteen and didn't know WTF to do, so I am glad Granny was there to take care of this shit TYVFM.
Granny, Granny, look right at me, oh do
Half nude, manly, pulling my pud at you
I'm ped'ling up the sidewalk
and waggling my man cock
I rule the street
and beat my meat
on a bicycle built for spoo
The woman, identified only as “Granny Jean” in local news, was taking out her trash about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when the man riding his bicycle while masturbating approached her, according to Houston Police Lt. Larry Crowson.
Public Pud-Pounding Pedal Perv Provokes Potshot?
Gran Shot First.
That's what happens when the bicyclist goes solo…
Spoo Wars
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry about the mess.
Happiness is a warm gun…
Also too, masturbating while riding a bicycle? That takes some talent…
Could be the newest X Game: Bicycle Masturb-Cross.
They could take bets on whether he jerks off or falls off.
everybody has their kink
Two Unpacked Pistols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWcb9N9gRZo
I don't see what a picture of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has to do with the story, but OK
Sure doesn't help with the fapping
] eta : for me ]
Shit, she was only about 60 or so when that pic was taken!
"Mount Everest is a fecal time bomb"
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Ugh. Blue bags, people!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a sherpa, not a washroom attendant.
"Pack it in, pack it out"
Poop it out, pack it out
If you can't be bothered to go to the bathroom to take care of that thing, I've got no sympathy. Sorry not sorry but a creep pulled this crap when I was sixteen and didn't know WTF to do, so I am glad Granny was there to take care of this shit TYVFM.
Sorry.
The Pelican company used to make a variant of these that had a shocking blue dye added in to the tear gas cartridge.
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Protects against mashers!
Want a Walnetto?
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HAHA
Taking a second from my busy day, good to see y’all are keeping up with things
@ Reddit
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Awesome.
Can't find the post there or t-shirt catalogs
Shoot your load on Granny
Shoot your load for free
Shoot your load on Granny
And she'll shoot her load right at thee
Granny, Granny, look right at me, oh do
Half nude, manly, pulling my pud at you
I'm ped'ling up the sidewalk
and waggling my man cock
I rule the street
and beat my meat
on a bicycle built for spoo
epic
I think we're all missing the big picture here:
These are two acts that alone require concentration!