32 thoughts on “Granny “Castle Doctrine’s” Masturbating Hassler

  1. The woman, identified only as “Granny Jean” in local news, was taking out her trash about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when the man riding his bicycle while masturbating approached her, according to Houston Police Lt. Larry Crowson.

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  2. "Mount Everest is a fecal time bomb"

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  3. If you can't be bothered to go to the bathroom to take care of that thing, I've got no sympathy. Sorry not sorry but a creep pulled this crap when I was sixteen and didn't know WTF to do, so I am glad Granny was there to take care of this shit TYVFM.

  4. Shoot your load on Granny
    Shoot your load for free
    Shoot your load on Granny
    And she'll shoot her load right at thee

    1. Granny, Granny, look right at me, oh do
      Half nude, manly, pulling my pud at you
      I'm ped'ling up the sidewalk
      and waggling my man cock
      I rule the street
      and beat my meat
      on a bicycle built for spoo

  5. I think we're all missing the big picture here:

    man riding his bicycle while masturbating

    These are two acts that alone require concentration!

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