37 thoughts on “Today in Florida Pasta Man

  1. He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "belligerently eatin' pasta'"
    And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball
    And all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, "And disorderly intoxication"
    And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the
    Bench talkin' about crime, mother-stabbin', father-rapin', all kinds
    Of groovy things that we was talkin' about on the bench, and everything was fine.

    1. The first Mafioso boss can be traced back to the Cretaceous Period of the Mesozoic Era. The “Iguana Don”, as he was known, commanded great respect, even amongst Tyrannosaurs.

  2. That's dinner at Downton Abbey in the hed pic, with the doughty Lady Mary at left. That was a good series before it jumped the shark.

  3. I have somehow broken the output jack for speakers on this laptop.
    Maybe I shouldn't have tried to stick my dique in it.
    Or maybe the new version of mediamonkey fcked it.

          1. Rather I should say it was my management of the programs that caused the problem in the first place.

          2. Not to nerd out on ya, but they say the average computer has a 25-cent chip for to sound processing because the typical user only needs to hear error beeps and Skype phone calls. Whereas if you like to listen to music on your computer, through Youtube or any other source, you get a better result by offloading the process to a dedicated device and thence to your headphones, speakers or whatever.

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