48 thoughts on “Twitless.

  1. Kevin M. Kruse@KevinMKruse
    16h
    I had to check three times to be sure it wasn't a parody account. It's amazing.

    It was the best of Twitter, it was the worst of Twitter, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness…

    K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen
    Replying to@mattgaetz

    holy shit dude imagine quoting Alan Dershowitz to defend Chuck Johnson.

    Florida Man, a wealthy pedophile legal scholar and a Neo-Nazi Rage Furby walk into a bar…

  2. Dear Congressman Gaetz, I've known Charles Johnson Since he was a high school student. Please allow me to say that he has fabulous culinary tastes- a truly discerning palate.

    Signed, Jeffrey Dahmer.

    P.S. he only shit on the hallway floor that one time, so please don't hold that against him.

      1. Me too but still.

        I feel that feeling when you get to class and realize you completely forgot there was a big test today.

          1. Pete could be a good speechwriter/spokesperson for Liz, if she were in control of the policy message and his job was to communicate it, he'd be really good at that.

            He had this decent one-liner last night. "the right policy" in this case is everything that E-dub is advocating for.

            "Stop worrying about what Republicans will say … If we embrace a far-left agenda they're going to say we're a bunch of crazy socialists. If we embrace a conservative agenda … they're going to say we're a bunch of crazy socialists … Stand up for the right policy."

      1. Once everyone is wearing bulletproof backpacks, we'll need a new kind of gun that makes those obsolete. Then we'll need a new kind of backpack that makes those obsolete….

      2. Even grown-ass men who get shot in the vest fall down. The distributed shock will still kill a child, but it will be a nicer looking corpse.

        And what happens when they get shot in the front?

    1. One of the front page folks answered my same question by positing that it's not an accent, but perhaps an impediment due to hearing loss. Maybe.

      1. Dennis Mersereau says it's a Mid-Atlantic accent. Possible, but I don't know too many folks 'round here that go around sounding like Elmer Fudd every fifth word.

    1. "As the ranking member of terrorism and counterintelligence [Subcommittee on Intelligence and Counterterrorism], we have questions," Walker told Carlson. "It comes down to some of the new infrared radar systems that we're putting on some of our new jets are detecting some things out there."

      a. Tucker Carlson, FFS.

      b. Tell me more about these new infrared radar systems.

      c. "Detecting some things out there" is pretty specific. I think he knows more than he's letting on.

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