I can't find out whether Jo was a member of the House of Commons or House of Lords.
I assume Commons because they called him a candidate for Orpington.
Possibly also due to California's new law saying presidential candidates must disclose their tax returns to be on the primary ballot? I mean as in Trump exerting pressure on state GOPs, not state GOPs doing this on their own because of California.
Also too, what the fuck happened to democracy, you fat orange piece of crap? This is just off the scale.
Eh, | Got nuthin', | 'cept for gusty rain showers. The tidal surge on the backside of Dorian tomorrow will bear watching and might get sporty.
All the action is south and west now and I've just been watching in horror as this thing wades though the wreckage of the islands and the southeast like an enormous Japanese Kaiju. Now, in the middle of all this devastation and human misery, Bloaty McClownface strong-arms some callow apparatchik to | tweet a load of embarrassing nonsense on the NOAA letterhead |. More proof, as if we needed any, that none of these people are remotely fit for the positions they have now, most especially that nightmarish loaf of ego squatting behind the Resolute desk like a poison toad.
Haha, the British parliament is totally dragging Boris Johnson. I wish the Republicans would take a cue from them.
Even if they were polite about it, just a few of them crossing the aisle would deny #moscowmitch his majority.
Coincidentally,
Twatt is a small settlement in the parish of Birsay on the Mainland of the Orkney Islands, Scotland.
Of course it is!
We must know if weejee visits there.
Maybe pics.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDpPO_8XUAAPiQl?format=jpg&name=small" width=400>
This is the future that liberals want.
[WHOA IF TRUE!]
https://mobile.twitter.com/peterwsinger/status/11…
Wotd
https://mobile.twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/…
Ashley v NYT
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/09/it-di…
She' s so MEAN!
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDtOR5GWkAEi7-N?format=jpg&name=small"width=400>
Watch List
https://www.apnews.com/f8abc66af1a64cc7a5f4fba042…
Best of Sharpiegate
https://mobile.twitter.com/francismmaxwell/status…
OMG!
Tornado warnings inland
https://radar.weather.gov/ridge/radar_lite.php?ri…
I'll take my earthquakes, thanks.
How to you feel about [another round of ] flooded factory farms?
Still on Team Earthquake.
CNN Public Relations twitter with the zingers. May not end well for this person, but a win for now.
https://twitter.com/CNNPR/status/1169657747782041…
Sports highlight
https://deadspin.com/the-sports-highlight-of-the-…
https://youtu.be/EsKny8WnktI
Me .
<img src="https://i.imgur.com//Fgb8zVE.gif?crop=1xw:0.5625xh;center,center&resize=640:*" width="200" height="200">
Boris
https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/116972745…
I can't find out whether Jo was a member of the House of Commons or House of Lords.
I assume Commons because they called him a candidate for Orpington.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
Oh yeah!
“Just use a happy little Magic Marker to create any little illusion you like.”
<img src="https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d712bc9a4c7ad00086082e6/master/w_1454,c_limit/A23323#-dailycartoon.jpg" width="400/">
https://mobile.twitter.com/DanRather/status/11697…
The Naughton painting is priceless.
Those darned astronomers
https://www.sciencealert.com/astronomers-find-top…
DUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing disturbing about this at all!
Edit: I wonder why they were looking there at that particular time if we had nothing to do with it?
Heh https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/infowars-sandy-h…
<img src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/28/1436216298-optim.gif?crop=1xw:1.0xh;center,top&resize=480:* " width="300" height="300">
Dude who said women are only funny when emulating men.
https://twitter.com/thekjohnston/status/116972143…
I haven't seen Kristen Johnston since 3rd Rock. Didn't know she was still acting.
Unrelated but funny:
<img src="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f6f054659ba6865587e756cdf6577e00218af4cb712b99ac028534e26a66463a.jpg?w=800&h=583" />
Needz moar Sharpie.
<img src="https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p480x480/69957767_10217604859466777_6135410101445459968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&_nc_oc=AQn3qGX0UYIlbmOEz-NWYcr1Ul6IIhZ6YmadlxMnTyimYeE_M4nFAbGkKE13PHI1TXw&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=cce59daac578dbebeab90b874057fcec&oe=5E022D89" width=400>
Another sad case of windmill cancer.
https://mobile.twitter.com/davekarpf/status/11699…
JonSlush
@JonSlush
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Careful, Dave, you might start getting a reputation of criticizing mediocre white men at the Times
[ Jon Slush is also a name banned in Brazil ]
I just now got this name.
What about John Frum?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Frum
OMG. Kos?
https://twitter.com/Atrios/status/116996918548258…
David Brooks should go outside once in a while.
Kkkkkkkkkkkk
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrNobre/status/1169977…
I can't wait for the name "trump" to be as reviled as "hitler".
What? I can't name my child Cadaver?
It's such a big problem, they listed it twice.
https://mobile.twitter.com/relevantorgans/status/…
So even China doesn't want the Philippines?
That's the zeroth island chain
Rees-Mogg update
NSFW
https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/11700027…
kkkkkkkkkkkk
CLCKLCKCNJHHHHJ
I still think that's Bret Stephens
"No primaries for YOU!
https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/1170019…
Somehow, Bernie Sanders will make this all about him.
I doubt that, but I bet he can use it to strategic advantage
Possibly also due to California's new law saying presidential candidates must disclose their tax returns to be on the primary ballot? I mean as in Trump exerting pressure on state GOPs, not state GOPs doing this on their own because of California.
Also too, what the fuck happened to democracy, you fat orange piece of crap? This is just off the scale.
Little slice of Brit Jazz. Actual cool trivia in the comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5odaPQ0eVo
Jazz influenced the Beatles, and the Beatles influenced [jazz.]
Dude at alicublog responds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=143&a…
Cool.
I imagine a new historical division
Before Sharpie
After Sharpie.
https://twitter.com/Caissie/status/11697475585764…
The Sharpie Rebellion. Alabama Strong.
Going through stuff . Keep/ Remove
Anybody want a 30 year old Websters Unabridged Dictionary?
I know words…
REMOVE
what about this one?
I got it just to have lying around because Coltrane used it.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/180238.Thesau…
KEEP
He didn't use this actual copy.
Keep it. After all, it's just one book, right?
Will mail it to you.
STILL KEEP
ETA: OR MAIL TO BIFF
Does it spark joy?
Aberdeen Man
https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/co…
999!
hippos- fear them
https://twitter.com/nomedabarbarian/status/116959…
Hippo Balls!
Damn!
It is customary to say "flat major" rather than "major flat", unless it's followed by 5 or 9
India launches many-armed Shiva to the Moon. <img src="https://static.digit.in/default/05f8932930e0b86199d5bccbe84c322594ba3b54.jpeg">
Not that Shiva.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/india-suc…
| Aw, shit. |
When you make this kind of grammatical error your whole program is suspect.
And the moon returns the favor
https://www.ibtimes.sg/asteroid-smashes-into-cari…
It'd be nice if a certain Creature checked-in.
Might be a little breezy over there.
Eh, | Got nuthin', | 'cept for gusty rain showers. The tidal surge on the backside of Dorian tomorrow will bear watching and might get sporty.
All the action is south and west now and I've just been watching in horror as this thing wades though the wreckage of the islands and the southeast like an enormous Japanese Kaiju. Now, in the middle of all this devastation and human misery, Bloaty McClownface strong-arms some callow apparatchik to | tweet a load of embarrassing nonsense on the NOAA letterhead |. More proof, as if we needed any, that none of these people are remotely fit for the positions they have now, most especially that nightmarish loaf of ego squatting behind the Resolute desk like a poison toad.
Well, just be careful out there.
https://twitter.com/ruzkin/status/117015495062773…
This happens more than you might think
<img src="https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/25/video-undefined-2611D66300000578-335_636x358.jpg"/>
Not as bad as the thing Lot posted below.
Damn it, I'm never shopping at NOAA again!
What he said.
Swamp Thing. <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED0jw5hWwAAC9Z8?format=jpg">
Needs more frogs.
|Lethality Jane@sgtjanedoe
I am not an expert in the British Parliamentary government system but have they considered going back to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords? |
This world could use more moistened bints, in my opinion.
Then we would finally see the violence inherent in the system.
Try Tahoe.
Alas, I think watery tart season just ended there on Monday.
Response to bullshit with bonus art.
https://twitter.com/pres_nwseo/status/11701155313…
American hero.