The highlight of the hotel is room No 3, known as “Banksy’s Room”, where guests sleep in a king-size bed underneath a Banksy artwork showing a Palestinian and an Israeli having a pillow fight.
every single review of Cats I have read so far reads like Lovecraft describing an eldritch horror–vague on specifics but vividly accurate about how it's going to fuck you up when you see it |
Seeing a lot of reviews of Cats that are like, “Cats: Horny Abomination” and “Cats: Weirdest Musical Ever” and I’m here to tell you that you're all COWARDS because the weirdest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical is Starlight Express and it is your goddamn right to know about it! (1/?) |
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Seeing a lot of reviews of Cats that are like, “Cats: Horny Abomination” and “Cats: Weirdest Musical Ever” and I’m here to tell you that you're all COWARDS because the weirdest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical is Starlight Express and it is your goddamn right to know about it! (1/?) |
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I've never gotten what keeps people going to see ALW musicals. His music is cloying, his shows are weird, on the other hand, Sondheim will stand the test of time.
I guess I'm doing OK, thanks. Following doc's orders, being one of those "Do-Nothing Democrats".
I have a follow-up appointment locally on Elvis' birthday. I didn't want to wait that long, but the appointment they made for me in Reno was on Boxing Day, and I don't travel over the holidays because I'm not insane. So that's the status quo, and I have to wait until then to get an Rx for cardio rehab.
Good to hear and pulling for a good trend. Many people will be loafing off over the holidays, bur few have their ow, doctor's note.
The best travel advice I have for the holiday season, learned through years of experience: Don't.
Most of my life, my most common travel was across the Sierra to the Bay Area to visit family. After awhile, I made it a hard rule to never visit there after the first mountain pass closed for the season, which is always Tioga through Yosemite. I have expanded my no-travel rule to include any direction during the winter, by any means of conveyance. No good can come of it. I didn't have a choice with the air ambulance, though. Whether or not it was worth it remains to be seen.
Shoeless Dick
@ShoelessDick
·
22h
Now there's a list of people who heartily deserve a tumbrel ride.
and:
Leah Mosher
@bibLEAHteca_
·
Dec 21
Replying to
@benjamintassie
Am I reading this wrong, or is sis packing 14 bikinis while considering herself a light packer?
I love |this site| and daydream about getting dog cushions from it. But: a) it's frickkin' expensive and more importantly: b) while my dogs don't get too dirty because they avoid water, mud and dirt, they would still probably poop on it and I guarantee the cats would pee on it, first opportunity. Sigh.
ETA: Also: honestly, who on earth has dogs who lead such pristine lives to be able to live on cushions this fancy? One would need a dog cushion butler to keep an eye on the cushions 24/7. My spaniel is always licking her girly parts and she sleeps on my pillow on the bed and there are always slightly bloody, watery mystery spots all over the pillow from her oozing sores that never heal because she won't stop licking them. No way would I ever spend $300 plus shipping on a velvet pillow just to have it covered with dog secretions and cat pee. But one can dream…
Tomorrow morning you may feel different. Changed. Don't worry. Just relax and go with it, everything will be just fine.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/tLMKAZHIFbLhK/giphy.gif"/>
Happy Cephalopodmas, everyone!
Reminder for everyone if you're not near an ocean: Concentration of salt in seawater is about 35 parts per thousand.
Livin' the mesohaline life here. I've had to go through a lot of Marinemix salts to keep them happy.
None of the furries want to be Ursula.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Ursula%28TheLittleMermaid%29character.png"</img>
Thread (warning contains duck cloaca content)
https://mobile.twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1208…
This is the timeline liberals want.
Via?
H/t a chicken
|anton lestrange@huge_mclarge
your elf on the shelf was delicious |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMUxI3kWkAAWAS2?format=jpg&name=900×900"/>
I'll buy it.
So, does Don D wear an adult diaper everywhere for his cloacal incontinence condition or just to hide his protuberant duck tail?
Scar of Bethlehem
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2019/dec…
Yow!
That kinda burns.
holyshit
The highlight of the hotel is room No 3, known as “Banksy’s Room”, where guests sleep in a king-size bed underneath a Banksy artwork showing a Palestinian and an Israeli having a pillow fight.
I'd stay there.
<img src="https://www.feelguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/TrumpEgo0.png" width="350">
Popped-up in my YT rec's. Have no idea why.
44,890,135 views
•Sep 8, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbgp5lxub4c
CEPHALIBEL!!1!!11
Thought it would get a rise out of you.
<img src="http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141220162555/angrybirds/images/6/6a/640px-150px-Octopig.png" width="250">
Subcontinent Indian dude covers the Leadbelly tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7LUHYvKOrA
He did a lot of stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhupen_Hazarika
Old School Christmas
https://twitter.com/EJBrand/status/12087294130655…
| Cakes and Ale! |
<img src="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/21790/21790-h/images/illus-132.jpg"/>
Also, mustard.
https://twitter.com/natasharothwell/status/120785…
So what's the takeaway from this?
Uh… dogs are better than Cats.
OK.
An opinion I do not share.
Hmmm, maybe there's something to this…
|Stephanie Giovanna🤶@Stephabee_
every single review of Cats I have read so far reads like Lovecraft describing an eldritch horror–vague on specifics but vividly accurate about how it's going to fuck you up when you see it |
I definitely don't plan to field test it to find out.
Wise choice.
[wouldn't want to risk invoking catthulu]
<img src="https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Catthulu_3fbcd7_6958225.jpg">
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/120885768782…
Ya ain't needling me.
How many times have I wished I could also hide from the doctor.
Today in "So You Think *CATS* Is Weird":
|Christmas Camboooooo@CozyJamble
Seeing a lot of reviews of Cats that are like, “Cats: Horny Abomination” and “Cats: Weirdest Musical Ever” and I’m here to tell you that you're all COWARDS because the weirdest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical is Starlight Express and it is your goddamn right to know about it! (1/?) |
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Today in "So You Think *CATS* Is Weird":
|Christmas Camboooooo@CozyJamble
Seeing a lot of reviews of Cats that are like, “Cats: Horny Abomination” and “Cats: Weirdest Musical Ever” and I’m here to tell you that you're all COWARDS because the weirdest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical is Starlight Express and it is your goddamn right to know about it! (1/?) |
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That's………………………
I remember seeing commercials for this in NY TV and thinking it was fucked up, not even knowing the backstory. I can't believe it's still playing.
I've never gotten what keeps people going to see ALW musicals. His music is cloying, his shows are weird, on the other hand, Sondheim will stand the test of time.
Mystery to me also. They aren't cheap, either.
| A city destroyed: The Halifax Explosion, 100 years later in 360-degrees |
Wow.
I'm thinking we could use another Mont-Blanc about now.
Hey how's the ol' ticker? Saw your earlier posts but way too late to comment.
Hope you've got good docs and a great prognosis!
I guess I'm doing OK, thanks. Following doc's orders, being one of those "Do-Nothing Democrats".
I have a follow-up appointment locally on Elvis' birthday. I didn't want to wait that long, but the appointment they made for me in Reno was on Boxing Day, and I don't travel over the holidays because I'm not insane. So that's the status quo, and I have to wait until then to get an Rx for cardio rehab.
Good to hear and pulling for a good trend. Many people will be loafing off over the holidays, bur few have their ow, doctor's note.
The best travel advice I have for the holiday season, learned through years of experience: Don't.
Most of my life, my most common travel was across the Sierra to the Bay Area to visit family. After awhile, I made it a hard rule to never visit there after the first mountain pass closed for the season, which is always Tioga through Yosemite. I have expanded my no-travel rule to include any direction during the winter, by any means of conveyance. No good can come of it. I didn't have a choice with the air ambulance, though. Whether or not it was worth it remains to be seen.
[Feaguing!]
'Tis the season to be eely
Feel Eel Eel Eel Eel Eel,Eel Eel Eel
There's a Hovercraft joke in there, somewhere.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace Force
https://twitter.com/Mastermind7864/status/1208741…
Happy Hanukkah, Wonkvillians! https://twitter.com/shossy2/status/12089505574797…
Musta hung out with the Lemba.
A tune. Or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db-4ih0_0No
https://jewishstandard.timesofisrael.com/the-folk…
Wow. Cool.
https://mobile.twitter.com/chick_in_kiev/status/1…
OMG the comments
Gritty too?
Yes! Gritty is the Billy Carter of the family.
Does Gritty love trash?
Philly?
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMb7MfJW4AAgWOa?format=jpg&name=900×900"/>
Baby Yida
https://youtu.be/gZ93V_igqPQ
HA
Thought it would be | something only Mel Brooks would film |
https://mobile.twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1…
Related
https://twitter.com/DevinCow/status/1208949892321…
in the comments:
Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮
@DevinCow
·
13h
Sorry for yelling
Augh.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELnhf6pXYAgSOXk.jpg"/>
<img src="https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s–JzvxDsrg–/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,t_Watermark/c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1476285421/production/designs/729101_1.jpg"</img>
https://twitter.com/edroso/status/120895487921505…
Looking forward to the day this is all over and we can finally take off our crash helmets.
The Carol of the Spiders
https://mobile.twitter.com/Nilkski_/status/120635…
|Adrian Tchaikovsky@aptshadow
Still my favourite Christmas video. |
CLASSIC!!!!!!!
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMdxHLmWoAAM2k8.jpg"/>
Now it makes sense why most people only learn the first verse of these carols.
|Lorraine Klimowich@MsKlimowich
This is just to say
I have bought
my dog
a novelty hat
Forgive me
it was $3.99
and it is
so cute
and so stupid |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMQCnb0WkAE2p_g?format=jpg&name=900×900">
That monster.
Guilty.
<img src="https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/sites/gsb/files/styles/1630x_variable/public/resources/flynn-guilt-1630_1.jpg?itok=a6mkEwqM"/>
Not Teen Vogue
https://twitter.com/benjamintassie/status/1208398…
Shoeless Dick
@ShoelessDick
·
22h
Now there's a list of people who heartily deserve a tumbrel ride.
and:
Leah Mosher
@bibLEAHteca_
·
Dec 21
Replying to
@benjamintassie
Am I reading this wrong, or is sis packing 14 bikinis while considering herself a light packer?
I hate these people.
I'm beginning to warm up to this whole "Asteroid strike" thing.
We were counting on you.
Vomiting Ramses
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/120886356023…
Oukinx
Larry, are you posing as ZD?
*Oukes*
<img src="http://littlefun.org/uploads/51d4accdc856110373000046_736.jpg"/>
*Oukes*
<img src="http://littlefun.org/uploads/51d4accdc856110373000046_736.jpg"/>
Hahah, get a dog, they said. It'll be fun, they said… https://twitter.com/FrimpongNtcham/status/1208725…
Familiar with.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/WetMuddyFlatcoat.jpg"/>
Familiar with.
<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/WetMuddyFlatcoat.jpg"/>
Happiness.
Personified.
I love |this site| and daydream about getting dog cushions from it. But: a) it's frickkin' expensive and more importantly: b) while my dogs don't get too dirty because they avoid water, mud and dirt, they would still probably poop on it and I guarantee the cats would pee on it, first opportunity. Sigh.
ETA: Also: honestly, who on earth has dogs who lead such pristine lives to be able to live on cushions this fancy? One would need a dog cushion butler to keep an eye on the cushions 24/7. My spaniel is always licking her girly parts and she sleeps on my pillow on the bed and there are always slightly bloody, watery mystery spots all over the pillow from her oozing sores that never heal because she won't stop licking them. No way would I ever spend $300 plus shipping on a velvet pillow just to have it covered with dog secretions and cat pee. But one can dream…
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMeuTSiWoAIdkTb?format=jpg&name=small" />
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMgCoITVUAA75x_?format=jpg&name=medium" />
https://twitter.com/Astro_Jessica/status/12089092…
<img src="https://www.sdjewishworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/440px-Jessica_Meir_official_portrait_in_an_EMU.jpg" width="275">
I approve of those socks.
Haha, just found this: https://twitter.com/Drunk_Austen