When the loon is in the US House
And the Rona aligns with SARS
Then produce will guide the planets
And spears will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Asparagus
That may have been a Kimmel joke that is now being criticized as either ' not funny ' or 'fake news' .
hE dIdNt aCtUaLLy dELiVeR tHoSe eMpTy bOxEs, LiBtArD!
(No, they just loaded a bunch of them into the van to make it look like they were distributing far more PPE than they actually were- e.g. just another bit of Trumpian bullshit to make it look like they were doing more. Since they only delivered those empty boxes 90% of the way and didn't literally set them on the doorstep, it doesn't count, because reasons) )
Trump: Katie, she tested very good for a long period of time and then all of the sudden today she tested positive… This is why the whole concept of tests aren’t necessarily great
Well that's it: with these new revelations, Trump's hypocrisy and deceit are fully revealed, and he'll have to resign the office in shame and disgrace. What a relief for our nation.
First livestream put together by the guys from our audio, video and lighting company, because we're bored and may never work again… I didn't participate in this particular one, but we're supposed to do one every Wednesday and Friday.
It looks like there was a bottleneck outgoing. The box we're using to combine audio and video and convert it to streaming format is called the Blackmagic Web Presenter. One of the things it does is monitor traffic and throttle back when throughput drops, so that it's not as noticable and doesn't get all jerky or just gom into digital hash. It does that by reducing frames per second to smooth out the picture. The next few acts that are booked aren't my cup of tea either, but if this takes off I'm going to talk to some of the peeps I know.
I think it's locked in, as it's a replay of the livestream and that happened when it was going out live. It's also likely the slowdown is on our end, so it wouldn't matter how many people are watching.
Probably were fired and the R-theon guidance system failed.
Raytheon guidance systems can't fail, they can only be failed
I'm killing myself for not buying stock before the merger
How did I not hear about this?
Also too, White Phosphorus is my new 80's hair metal/acid trance band name
I don't know, but think about how much different the world would be if we replaced all cable news with Task & Purpose TV, Jacobin TV, and Gizmodo TV. Noam Chomsky could anchor all three.
toddstarnes
@toddstarnes
· 5h
Dropped by a department store to buy a toaster oven. Mandatory hand sanitizer squirt and mask. One way aisles and if you deviate from the approved zone for customers – they sternly lecture you. The country as we know it has been destroyed. And I still don’t have a toaster.
ROFL what a fucking baby. Hey Todd, 90% of us don't have to be "sternly lectured" about basic common sense and common decency, because we're not entitled douchebags so we gladly comply with the rules set forth by a private business on their private property. Why do you hate the free market, Todd? Why do you hate Murica?
"Dearest Martha,
Heavy losses today for us during the Battle of Macy's. The cleaning products and good manners decimated our ranks. As we were incapable of turning left, we soon were cornered and had to withdraw.
We'll be eating raw bread tonight…no toaster, yet.
Contact made with the AT&T store. I still had insurance on my Samsung S-7 Edge, so I'll be getting a new replacement in a few days. I was hoping they were out of that phone and offered me a newer model, but no such luck. This will be my 3rd. Always been a problematic device. I'm over those $1000+ phones. They can choke on them.
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Staniesz się też.
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"Also Donald Trump will be reelected, but he’ll be impeached again and this time he’ll be convicted and removed from office."
Well the called Brexit right, and this isn't impossible either.
When the loon is in the US House
And the Rona aligns with SARS
Then produce will guide the planets
And spears will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Asparagus
<img src="https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-12-2015/gZ7-6y.gif" width="300" height="300">
Also at The Takeout
<img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_1600/cj1tmx92yhwwk4xip9hz.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Hornetini?
Perfect. They didn't name it in the article. Used sake, but I'm sure others will work.
A new take on the old drink – a stinger. That's crème de menthe & brandy. Too sweet for me but some folks like em since they will create a buzz.
Heh.
"Fire up a hornetini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
Somebody's reading your mind
damned if you know who it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6EE67bmIQ
Also somethig is happening and you don't know what it is.
[ Some mail order rifles ]
Schiff
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1258511374…
Oh myyyyy
[ Chain gang ]
I sure wish.
I'm glad others are on it. About 70 huge [ 100 + pages ] pdfs .
I thought that pic looked familiar
https://samnoblemuseum.ou.edu/common-fossils-of-o…
<img src="https://i.imgflip.com/1465gc.jpg">
Steam for six months until tender.
McSally McMispeaks
https://news.yahoo.com/gop-senator-said-she-wont-…
McS Newsletter this week …. but Americans and Arizonans have come together to help each other out. Together, we will all get through this.
Musta meant tots and pears
I will so glad when that See You Next Tuesday is gone…
Mueller Report. Roberts. Yada. Yada.
https://twitter.com/lawrencehurley/status/1258783…
Fuck
Did we say, "don't"? . We meant "do".
https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/125850243289…
"Egghead elitist liberal intellectuals wanted to stop tracking pandemic data"
https://mobile.twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1258…
Peence
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1258806…
It's VP Piss Secretary Katie Miller, wife of Stephen.
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/12588305116…
He'd better don those empty PPE boxes pretty quick
That may have been a Kimmel joke that is now being criticized as either ' not funny ' or 'fake news' .
hE dIdNt aCtUaLLy dELiVeR tHoSe eMpTy bOxEs, LiBtArD!
(No, they just loaded a bunch of them into the van to make it look like they were distributing far more PPE than they actually were- e.g. just another bit of Trumpian bullshit to make it look like they were doing more. Since they only delivered those empty boxes 90% of the way and didn't literally set them on the doorstep, it doesn't count, because reasons) )
<img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/Rgss7R0Ey0rAY/source.gif">
OK. I'm stealing that one.
Trump: Katie, she tested very good for a long period of time and then all of the sudden today she tested positive… This is why the whole concept of tests aren’t necessarily great
Maybe a little toot would help?
<img src="https://i.postimg.cc/13vKcZTy/APMEM.jpg" width="325">
https://mobile.twitter.com/edburmila/status/12587…
Hed at BJuice
Wear A Mask or Pelosi is President
A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible.
wut?
We might hit 80!!!
/ faints
WTF is that all about?
It rained in Mexico.
My device with access to all that stuff bricked this evening. Great timing.
Miller gots it too.
Who's next?
Todd Starnes
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXi8GuWWkAYhlUX?format=jpg&name=small" width=400>
Friend is gonna make a mask for me using this fabric pattern. I have a flowery one , but this is better.
<img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/a2/71/4ca271935c48271246a9aa727a602859.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Dia de los Muertos is not until the end of Rocktober.
Blue should totes wear that to our next Dia de los Muertos parade (assuming it happens this year)
Appropriate, since he's going to kill us all.
Stylish!
Well that's it: with these new revelations, Trump's hypocrisy and deceit are fully revealed, and he'll have to resign the office in shame and disgrace. What a relief for our nation.
By the way, we used to have a president like this:
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If you want to hear an all-star lineup play some nice jazz, this is awfully good. I'm not usually an electric-guitar-jazz kinda guy, but Jim Hall was something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvMq86JX1GU
<img src="https://img.discogs.com/MmIPhb-QrzympiOSEThH9IcaP4o=/fit-in/300×300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1357152-1299977391.jpeg.jpg">
B of ND
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1258871…
First livestream put together by the guys from our audio, video and lighting company, because we're bored and may never work again… I didn't participate in this particular one, but we're supposed to do one every Wednesday and Friday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icwDioiWKFQ
Drums sound great
Cool. Not my style but will sub. for the future.
video seems kinda jerky, as in , not fluid, may be the connection on the laptop.
It looks like there was a bottleneck outgoing. The box we're using to combine audio and video and convert it to streaming format is called the Blackmagic Web Presenter. One of the things it does is monitor traffic and throttle back when throughput drops, so that it's not as noticable and doesn't get all jerky or just gom into digital hash. It does that by reducing frames per second to smooth out the picture. The next few acts that are booked aren't my cup of tea either, but if this takes off I'm going to talk to some of the peeps I know.
Not sure I follow. It's a replay now, so if only three people are watching now it'll scale back how much
is being sent?
I think it's locked in, as it's a replay of the livestream and that happened when it was going out live. It's also likely the slowdown is on our end, so it wouldn't matter how many people are watching.
OK. Sounds good if you don't watch.
Maybe all the white phosphorus on the highways
https://taskandpurpose.com/.amp/news/air-force-wh…
Willie peter hasn't been outlawed yet? Jebus.
Probably were fired and the R-theon guidance system failed.
Raytheon guidance systems can't fail, they can only be failed
I'm killing myself for not buying stock before the merger
How did I not hear about this?
Also too, White Phosphorus is my new 80's hair metal/acid trance band name
I don't know, but think about how much different the world would be if we replaced all cable news with Task & Purpose TV, Jacobin TV, and Gizmodo TV. Noam Chomsky could anchor all three.
toddstarnes
@toddstarnes
· 5h
Dropped by a department store to buy a toaster oven. Mandatory hand sanitizer squirt and mask. One way aisles and if you deviate from the approved zone for customers – they sternly lecture you. The country as we know it has been destroyed. And I still don’t have a toaster.
https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/125892141…
ROFL what a fucking baby. Hey Todd, 90% of us don't have to be "sternly lectured" about basic common sense and common decency, because we're not entitled douchebags so we gladly comply with the rules set forth by a private business on their private property. Why do you hate the free market, Todd? Why do you hate Murica?
"Dearest Martha,
Heavy losses today for us during the Battle of Macy's. The cleaning products and good manners decimated our ranks. As we were incapable of turning left, we soon were cornered and had to withdraw.
We'll be eating raw bread tonight…no toaster, yet.
-Todd"
<img src="https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/96721768_3980105988685491_7825045283594567680_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQnLgBxN-dqMc-GLTE6YBxDDRcOo0Qxs-2R8FWp4en93kkj0rHLPiv6xEUmj–miP6yMPy9JNhAJV131u5FPwtuF&_nc_ht=scontent.fphx1-2.fna&oh=62ca5c4395e4166c22b5f8924069933d&oe=5ED9CBC6">
Wasn't Macys the same tyrannical government agency that said "happy holidays" once?
https://mobile.twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1…
Local hospital is opening up for some stuff. I was able to get a blood draw today, by appointment, in my truck.
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhGI0_o90s
https://mobile.twitter.com/DougStrider/status/125…
AAAOOOOOOOOooooo
Wankwolves of London.
AAAOooooooooooooooo
the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent…
Related
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu/ger…
Less related: In late January 2020 [ tRump turned down a company's offer ] to make N95 masks in the USA.
Had no stock in it?
Yup- fucking idjit
New Horse Dentist Artillery Pornographers
https://mobile.twitter.com/realjacksonford/status…
The League of Extraordinarily Endowed Gentlemen
Rule 34 in full effect.
Worst Neko Case tribute band ever!
https://twitter.com/edroso/status/125917974156065…
and, if you click though, there is thread. Oh yes, there is thread.
Checkpoints : The Horror
https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/1259161…
Well, I can kinda understand it if the blockades are on state or federal highways.
I don't think they're blockades, just checkpoints like BP has all over.
https://mobile.twitter.com/fawfulfan/status/12592…
Contact made with the AT&T store. I still had insurance on my Samsung S-7 Edge, so I'll be getting a new replacement in a few days. I was hoping they were out of that phone and offered me a newer model, but no such luck. This will be my 3rd. Always been a problematic device. I'm over those $1000+ phones. They can choke on them.
Brilliant . Sound on.
https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK
Melanie or Marjory or whatever
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1259195255…
In it's own way, this is perfect
https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/12591874589…
Heh. Using cops to enforce social distancing for a hoax.
Ya just don't fuck with their meat products, man.
[ and I am going to smear this story with extra stniky, runny shit and smash into into a couple people's faces
whom I know ]
Leadership!
https://mobile.twitter.com/jakebackpack/status/12…
<img src="https://www.tba.org/userassets/tnbar/tnbar/userimages/u7/natlcollegelaw_logo.jpg" width="400" height="400">
It will continue
https://twitter.com/stoatVA/status/12592966951600…
It hit 84 here. No pants tonight.
/ nope, not those either
High of 88 here. Tolerable. Won't be for much longer, I fear.
hey zippy
new [same ] version of Seanloui is up and video is very smooth.
OK this one is actually from Poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxY5izTruA&f…
Mom would have …………no, no she wouldn't
Automaty liczą, liczą,liczą
Liczą cały czas.
Automaty liczą na człowieka.
Automaty liczą, programują,
Odgarniają śnieg,
Liczną liczbą liczą
Obliczenia.
Automaty liczą, mylą się,
A powinny nie,
Automaty automatyzują.
Automaty szybko niszczą się,
Niszczą się,
Ale znowu się reprodukują.
My nie wiemy nic,
My wolimy śnić,
Niech automat wszystko robi sam,
Wiemy jednak, że
Przyjdzie kiedyś dzień,
W którym zwykłym automatem
Staniesz się też.
Wielkie automaty liczą nas,
Segregują nas,
Małych ludzi, co je obsługują,
Wykonują rzędy długich liczb,
Niewiadomych liczb,
Oznaczają nas symbolem x.
"Cellar of Narcotics"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdUd9o95grw&f…
Zow!
https://mobile.twitter.com/RobbySlowik/status/125…
Guess they'll be Major Bat Guano.
#6 Quarantine Concert Series May 9, 2020 Live at Fur Peace Ranch
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Yeah, that was fuxxored all the way through, but the first half hour was just not there. The rest of the set had sync issues.
Good, though!