101 thoughts on “Today in Kick-Ass Moms

  1. CNN Breaking News
    @cnnbrk
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    22m
    Vice President Mike Pence is not planning to enter self-quarantine after his press secretary tested positive for coronavirus last Friday. He plans to be at the White House on Monday, a Pence spokesperson says

        1. Jürgen Hubert
          @FranconianExile
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          2h
          Replying to
          @Popehat
          Also, for Pence to get a nose swab would represent infidelity to his wife.

      1. I've got dedicated omnivores in other groups actually discussing the merits of imitation ground beef. This is some serious shit.

  2. WHOOT. Any and all you Wonkers who have cancer, or have dear ones with it there is hope! Yes there is!!!

    I had my semi-annual CT scan this morning and there was no evidence of disease. Six years ago, I was headed to surgery for Stage IV stomach cancer. They removed a third of my stomach, my spleen, my omentum, and two double-handfuls of metes elsewhere in my peritoneum. That's a lot of bits. I'm taking a magic drug called imatinib that instead of being poison just turns-off the overactive cell division switch in just the cancer cells.
    <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/78/3a/1f783a39d4a1ad5edb7d640ddc1023ec.gif"&gt;

    1. Admit I only know the meme, but that was still funny.
      Also, is that really Nolte? 'Cause it's perfect.

      1. not Nolte, but damn funny. I got a free year of Disney plus through my cell provider when we changed our plan, so I can watch all their films, the Marvel films, Pixar and a couple others

  3. Vito
    @VitoC0nte
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    2h
    I saw baby Jessica trending and thought she fell down that well again.

    ——-It's true that is trending. Just don't give me that 'America Cared BackThen ' horseshit.

      1. Not gonna happen weej. I use these https://pro-pik.com/products/propik®-fingert….
        or go pantsless bare finger flesh when the picks get too annoying.

        Besides, this thing goes sharp now. Not gonna mess with bridge slots, but still might
        shave some off the bottom. It's ridiculous for it to be harder to fret towards the bridge than at the nut.

    1. I dunno about that. I haven't seen him play any character except himself in the last 8-10 movies he's been in…

        1. I watched it- I laffed. Still not sure the real Goldblum has done anything other than phone it in for the last five years or so

      1. We'll see how many group gatherings there are on Memorial Day. I suspect people will not behave as recommended.

        1. I rode my bike by the neighborhood bar and grill yesterday and today. The hired help were wearing masks, but I didn't see any customers wearing them. It was packed yesterday- looked no different from a busy night from the before times. Today was a little better, but I still won't go in, despite it being a regular wateringhole for me before…

          1. I miss the pub crawls a little. But they had gotten a little outofhand for my taste. Like coffee x 10.

            "We made this with ironwood bark, star anise, and huckleberries"

            WTF??
            [ not really, but, ya know …]

  4. Fart.

    Who said:
    “The good news is that if you lose your employer-provided coverage … [you are] eligible to sign up for the Affordable Care Act,”

    |spoiler|

    1. Do like that Judge Sullivan selected Judge John Gleeson as the person to review Barr's horseshit move. Gleeson has experience dealing with the mafia. He nailed John Gotti and he'll nail Barr.

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