Cohen: "From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant."
A Virginia mayor is facing calls for his resignation over a Facebook post in which he said that Joe Biden "just announced Aunt Jemima" as his vice-presidential running mate.
“As other countries raced to introduce social distancing measures, Mr Lukashenko dismissed the virus as a “psychosis” treatable by drinking vodka, visiting the sauna, or communing with goats.”
Ken Layne@KenLayne
Replying to @MiltieVervenio2 and @MattWelch
Souls? Souls are cheap. They are used as spiritual garbage, ethereal filth to cloud good people's minds, EMP assault devices, "murder hornets" (devil brigades). Souls are not for sale. They are sacrificed, willingly, by a world of human ghouls. #LoyaltonFire
That's pretty warm. Too bad there's only one official thermometer in Death Valley, because there's a few locations that are even hotter than Furnace Creek. Badwater, Tecopa, Dumont Dunes and Silurian Valley are all hotter on occasion. Tecopa, Dumont and Silurian are just outside the park boundaries on the eastern edge. I don't miss living out there.
As if that weren't enough, bonus AOC
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/129391411326612684…
Yeah.
So?
Total rainfall for calendar year (non QA/QC'd data): 2.85 inches
Total rainfall for water year (oct 1 – sep 30) [non QA/QC'd data]: 6.38 inches
Pence: "We're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meat."
I'd bet Mother still cuts his.
Cohen: "From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant."
Fanfic?
A Virginia mayor is facing calls for his resignation over a Facebook post in which he said that Joe Biden "just announced Aunt Jemima" as his vice-presidential running mate.
Special to weejee
https://twitter.com/bigthink/status/1293573063305…
Whoa. I wuz on the roof trimming our mimosa tree.
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Lumberjack.
He's OK.
"Too lowbrow for wonkville"
Still?
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Midnight Rambler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-bBhgMtPsc
Midnight Rambler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-bBhgMtPsc
Midnight cuckoo bananas
https://twitter.com/PokerPolitics/status/12941419…
https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1294324649…
Very too much political brown acid.
"Positive Pants"
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1236747
Pants? Not very Wonky of her.
C_R_, a certified Trouserologist , ………….a couple weeks ago.
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Pants nullification
Cancelpants!
NYT writers are prohibited from criticizing other NYT writers, the "Bari Weiss Clause". Liz Bruenig found a way around that.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ebruenig/status/129444…
Same as the old conservative radicalism.
Hell, she should just sllip dirftglass a few bucks under the table.
https://driftglass.blogspot.com/2020/08/mr-david-…
While at teh twitters, this came up and I only sprayed a small amount of beverage .
Los Angeles Times
@latimes
11 minutes ago
Senate committee sought Bannon investigation over concerns he lied
Ah, also Donald J Trump Jr., Jared Kushner, Hope Hicks, and Erik Prince .
https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1294641775…
OMG
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfY95E6UMAMgXf0?format=jpg&name=900×900" width=360>
[ Cancels vacation plans. ]
Museum is closed anyway
https://www.clovisnm.org/norman-petty-recording-s…
OMG², we are doomed. Weather forecasters predicting 82° today, and (gasp) 95° tomorrow.
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Condolences. Depending on who you listen to, we could see 110° or higher all week. Plus humidity. Because 2020 just has so much more to give.
Nosotros tambien.
Field of Derechos
https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2020/08/a-hi…
Also from Iowa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&…
Shoulda stayed in Sturgis.
If the covid don't get ya, the buffalo will.
Save the USPS
https://store.usps.com/store/product/stamp-gifts/…
Rep Pascrell (D-NJ)
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/512135-house-d…
Geez, just because the Asshole said that's what he was doing………
FUCK YOU, YouTube.
Rain & Thunderstorm Sounds 8 hours
Wish we had some drizzle to send you.
S'okay. Send guitar lessons instead.
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/ just three chords with the high E dropped to D – love that drone sound
I have seen a couple by that guy, not that one though.
And, no, not gonna…………..
Fresh half Tuna
https://youtu.be/VnmDd9tfALc
True story: I once watched the movie "Babe".
I only got through it by pretending it was actually a David Lynch production.
More likely his daughter Jennifer.
“As other countries raced to introduce social distancing measures, Mr Lukashenko dismissed the virus as a “psychosis” treatable by drinking vodka, visiting the sauna, or communing with goats.”
https://www.ft.com/content/4b9c32a1-2494-4f36-a10…
Two out of three ain't bad.
Waldman On Postmaster
https://twitter.com/KagroX/status/129502940292177…
BLOWING DUST ADVISORY
So there's that.
Dust and…
https://mobile.twitter.com/realmattlucas/status/1…
How's the Newtness?
Somewhat below the optimal range on the Newt-O-Meter, but nothing that can't be dealt with. Thanks for asking.
Good.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Dust is costing me solar production. It settles on the panels and shit.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfkAL4sWoAE4WBd?format=jpg&name=small" width=480>
https://mobile.twitter.com/KenLayne/status/129511…
Miltie Verveniotis @MiltieVervenio2
Any for sale?
Ken Layne@KenLayne
Replying to @MiltieVervenio2 and @MattWelch
Souls? Souls are cheap. They are used as spiritual garbage, ethereal filth to cloud good people's minds, EMP assault devices, "murder hornets" (devil brigades). Souls are not for sale. They are sacrificed, willingly, by a world of human ghouls. #LoyaltonFire
KNEW you would spot that.
I feel seen.
"Mailman, Mailman"
Not that Sonny Boy Williamson, nor that Sonny Boy Williamson, but a third Sonny Boy Williamson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOuK4QYEFJM
Sonny going postal.
Nan Madol
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/nan-madol-…
Barrowitz
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/b…
130°F
https://mobile.twitter.com/KenLayne/status/129523…
That's pretty warm. Too bad there's only one official thermometer in Death Valley, because there's a few locations that are even hotter than Furnace Creek. Badwater, Tecopa, Dumont Dunes and Silurian Valley are all hotter on occasion. Tecopa, Dumont and Silurian are just outside the park boundaries on the eastern edge. I don't miss living out there.
Nasty Dad
https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/12953981868…
I just found out it was 109 here on Saturday, which explains why I was dripping.
Today we are all drippers.
That'll do it.
I heard it was that hot in Big Sur, too. That's obscene. We were close to those numbers too, but we're more used to it this far inland.
Upper 40s at the glacier-covered summit of Mt. Rainier. Ya gotta do serious work to get relief.
Tonight I go drink beers and hear how friends apparently did not get teh virus in Monroe, UT.
Bring one of these
https://youtu.be/pa6BlJlrL-k
I'll stop at ACE Hardware on the way.