146 thoughts on “Dethtöme

          1. Governor William Donald Schaffer once referred to This Benighted Peninsula as "the shithouse side of Maryland". Some days, when I'm surrounded by surly rich white retirees and maritime rednecks I can't argue his point.

    1. Wow, I love this part: "Both of Neil’s parents are doctors, so this seemed like a safe decision." Kinda sets the tone for just how much of a racist the rest of this story will reveal.

    1. Don't you have any itinerant precipitation specialists who will come right to your town so you can pay them to generate rain clouds with sound cannons or silver iodide flares?

          1. So this happened now?

            This simulation's subroutines are experiencing an unacceptable level of randomly generated faults and we've strayed so far from an accurate real-world model as to be completely unrealistic. I say we terminate, do a complete wipe and request a full refund.

          2. "He terrorized opponents and thrilled audiences in Mid-South, World Class Championship Wrestling, WCW and WWE until 2006," the WWE said. His character, Kamala, was promoted as a 6-foot-7, 350-pound "Ugandan Giant."

            Well, that sounds fine but they really don't look at all alike.

        1. We never get the actual rain, just the humidity. We don't use A/C here, rather swamp coolers which do less than good when it's humid.

          1. It is hilarious to look back and realize that some studio head at one point thought it was a good idea to cast Kevin Costner as the lead in this.

  1. Off topic:I made this dog sweater about a year ago, it turned out way too big for my dogs. I have been waiting to find the right dog to give it to. This is a dog in my neighborhood, Willy, it fits him perfectly. it is now his. It is a wool/cotton blend, so not too warm.

    And yes, those are spaceman patches on the sweater. It amuses me to sew patches on my dog sweaters, especially space-related patches. I mean: think about it: A dog in a sweater with spaceman patches – it is fucking hilarious.

    <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EenJNVNU8AAobu0?format=jpg&name=small"&gt;

      1. I have a modest little collection of Soviet space dog pins. Dogs in space are so adorable. Except when they don't bring them back down.

    1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Whoa!

      He's a founding member of a group known as [Stunts Unlimited.] I got to know some of them during action filming at Mammoth Mountain. Another member, Stan Barrett, was married to a daughter of the owner of the mountain, so of course they landed some location business.

    1. EVERYONE!! STOP!! SAVE YOURSELVES!! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME,BUT RUN!
      RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

      [ slowly dissolves into puddle of goop muttering "and I thought you were my friend……."]

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