106 thoughts on “From the Chemist and Telescope Guru.

        1. 12" in August, 6" in September (both records at my station) and 2 3/4" in October so far. I've never seen so many mushrooms in my life and none of then are the fun variety.

    1. The October Derp Prize.

      This entire thing is so embarrassingly weak and stupid I'll bet that the FSB gave it to Giuliani / Bannon specifically because they knew they would dramatically pants themselves in front of the entire world. Bet Putin's almost as tired of their act as we are and has probably written the Trump investment off as fully depreciated.

      1. Just did a check via Google news, the only ones trying to make "Fetch" happen are the usual RW news suspects and Russia Today. Facebook's limiting distribution and everyone else is pointing out the huge red flags in the report. 'Course, Senate Republicans, having absolutely nothing else to do, say they are determined to look into this matter.

    2. UPDATE Whoa!

      Alex Thompson
      @AlxThomp
      · 37m
      Wow. twitter going even further than FB and is no longer letting ppl tweet the NYPost story.

      Even Fukbook banned it.

      1. I tried to click through from that twit link, and it gave me a very dire warning about the safety of such an action, so I aborted.

          1. But I do know

            BREAKING: Twitter has locked the personal account of White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany

  1. | What's New in Baltimore? |

    From the article:

    The latest charges occurred Oct. 7. An officer wrote in an incident report that he was called to investigate a man lying in the street at a Wawa in the 6500 block of Eastern Ave., and found Ortiz lying “next to his vehicle in vomit.”

    Hey, we've all ended up blind drunk in the parking lot of a WaWa at 2 am at least once. It's tradition!

    <img src="https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/71482492.jpg"/&gt;

    1. That might have been handy information to have before the impeachment hearings, but I don't think it would have altered the results.

    1. The Queen of Hearts She made some farts, All on a summer's day;
      The Knave of Hearts He stole those farts, And took them clean away.
      The King of Hearts Called for the farts, And beat the knave full sore;
      The Knave of Hearts Brought back the farts, And vowed he'd steal no more.

  2. COMITY!!!!!!!!!!!
    Who said,

    "I just want to thank you. This has been one of the best set of hearings that I've participated in," ___ tells ___. "Thank you so much for your leadership."

    ?

  3. Kyle Griffin
    @kylegriffin1
    ·
    13m
    Gov. Chris Christie says he was "wrong" not to wear a mask at the White House and people should take the COVID threat seriously.

    "I hope that my experience shows my fellow citizens that you should follow CDC guidelines in public no matter where you are."

    How about: FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!!

    Just sayin'

  4. Reports are that Savannah Guthrie is giving the IDIOT a bit of difficulty.

    Aaron Rupar
    @atrupar
    ·
    14m
    TRUMP: "We were expected to lose 2,200,000 people."

    GUTHRIE: "That 2 million figure, though, is if you [ i .e. we, everyone ] literally did nothing."

    1. Ari Fleischer
      @AriFleischer
      · 1h
      I just switched to NBC since ABC is in a commercial. Savanah Guthrie has interrupted Trump in these 60 seconds more than Stephanopulos has done to Biden in 40 mins. NBC is an interrogation. ABC is a picnic.

      //////////////////////////////////

      denise
      @ddeenniissee59
      ·
      1h
      Replying to
      @AriFleischer
      Jesus Ari, he’s a grown man and the President of the United States. If he can’t hold his own against Savanah Guthrie why in the hell would anyone want to re-elect him?

  5. Philippe Reines
    @PhilippeReines

    Need to take issue with @SavannahGuthrie
    for saying to trump “it’s not like you’re someone’s crazy uncle.”

    @MaryLTrump
    rebuttal?
    /////////////////////////////

    Mary L Trump
    @MaryLTrump
    Actually . . .

  6. CNN Breaking News
    @cnnbrk
    · 1h
    The Trump administration has rejected California's request for a disaster declaration for six destructive wildfires, including a massive central California wildfire that has become the single largest in state history https://cnn.it/355lQJR
    //////////////////

    Seema
    @LATSeema
    President Trump is heading back to California – fundraiser in OC on Sunday costs up to $150k per couple.

    1. OC has changed demographically, but he will still get a packed house. It's pretty well insulated from reality down there, including from wildfires. The [Bobcat Fire] dared to subject OC to smoke, but no other consequences.

  7. Just the thought of this makes me shudder.

    ……..a satirical article from the Babylon Bee, a right-wing Christian version of The Onion.

    1. Lead in the crazy blues band once explained to me how to cook-up the M. with limited resources [ such as exist in prison ] . I don;t remember much of the process . Pretty sure they didn't have blown glass pipes though.

        1. Like this:

          C. S. Johnson
          @thelostemperor
          ·
          13h
          Replying to
          @Harmony_Holiday
          A black tuxedo is just as much a 'costume' as one of Sun Ra's capes.

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