A Queens-born real estate developer made history Wednesday when he became the first U.S. president ever impeached twice by the House of Representatives.
So remember, kids: the locals have long memories and nothing but time.
“Here’s the president of the United States, in my view, inciting a riot … and the Capitol being threatened,” Boehner said. “It’s time for Donald Trump to consider resigning his post. He has violated his oath of office to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
@Popehat
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Trump is going to betray each and every one of the lunatics and thugs and lowlifes who have supported him and it’s going to be like grinding up pure joy and snorting it off of Aphrodite’s ass
Can't find it now, but someone said that Rees Mogg is a 'fisherman's friend ' in the original sense.
Didn't know that term, but took a guess, and guessed correctly.
Josh Billinson
@jbillinson
The federal government spends $3,000 a month to rent a basement studio in Kalorma because Ivanka and Jared won't let the Secret Service use their bathrooms…
A Scottsdale judge issued a warrant for the arrest Thursday of far-right social media personality Tim “Baked Alaska” Gionet after he said Gionet violated conditions of his release by leaving the state last week to go to Washington, where he apparently livestreamed the U.S. Capitol riot.
Gionet already was facing misdemeanor charges of assault, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass in Scottsdale City Court after police allege he refused to leave a Scottsdale bar and then pepper sprayed an employee. He had been released in that case with the agreement he not leave the state without the court's permission.
Judge James Blake was not pleased that the 33-year-old Gionet chose to skip his court hearing without explanation, and even Gionet's attorney, Zach Thornley, was unable to reach his client on the phone during the court hearing.
Jess Dweck
@TheDweck
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Jan 13
Prob just a coincidence that everyone at the Trump riot had people in their personal lives who couldn’t wait to turn them in
Just before the end in April 1945, a “purple” faced Hitler reputedly ranted, "Everyone has lied to me. . . .The German people have not fought heroically. They deserve to perish. . . .It is not I who have lost the war, but the German people."
8:10 AM · Jan 15, 2021 |
He had shot himself with his own pistol, a Walther PPK 7.65." The gun lay at his feet and according to SS-Oberscharführer Rochus Misch, Hitler's head was lying on the table in front of him.
Could do it. Also use various press secretary statements, Haberman headlines.
Who to be the resistor though.
Doesn't have to be an individual either, I guess, could use tweets from a number of people.
The play preformed verbatim, taped, with CGI screenshots of Trump Tweets lumbering through scene. Uploaded to YouTube.
Could they be stretched to roughly conform to the the outline?
I have been converting the video from YT to mov4 or whatever. Taking hours, thought about cancelling but it ain't interfering so Imma let it run.
Don't know what capabilities this Win10 movie thing has. Really hesitant to start the project otherwise.
Knock yourself out, I guess? I'm not exactly sure where you're heading with it.
Me neither.
It's been 17 hours. Is it done converting yet?
Nah. I x-ed it for fear I might actually start doing something
A Queens-born real estate developer made history Wednesday when he became the first U.S. president ever impeached twice by the House of Representatives.
So remember, kids: the locals have long memories and nothing but time.
Nancy Pelosi, displaying the signed document to the press gallery just like someone else we know:
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErplzvdXEAkxIqZ.jpg">
Gah her eyes!
Drew Highlands
@drew_highlands
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Impeachment and Sea Shanty are trending on Twitter.
2021 is starting strong.
https://twitter.com/search?q=shanty&src=typed…
Drew Highlands
@drew_highlands
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1m
Impeachment and Sea Shanty are trending on Twitter.
2021 is starting strong.
https://twitter.com/search?q=shanty&src=typed…
Finally a good trend.
What will we do with the treacher POTUS?
What will we do with the treacher POTUS?
What will we do with the treacher POTUS?
Early in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
Kick him off Twitter so he shuts up,
Kick him off Twitter so he shuts up,
Kick him off Twitter so he shuts up,
Early in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
Get him on video to calm the stupids,
Get him on video to calm the stupids,
Get him on video to calm the stupids,
Early in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
Get Nancy SMASH to Impeach the bastard,
Get Nancy SMASH to Impeach the bastard,
Get Nancy SMASH to Impeach the bastard,
Early, in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
Ring up Security to kick his ass out,
Ring up Security to kick his ass out,
Ring up Security to kick his ass out,
Early in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
Stick him in the Brig with Guliani,
Stick him in the Brig with Guliani,
Stick him in the Brig with Guliani,
Early in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
That's what we do with a treacher POTUS,
That's what we do with a treacher POTUS,
That's what we do with a treacher POTUS,
Early in the morning!
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Way, hey and up she rises,
Early, in the morning!
HAH!!!!! We should do a tiktok, if any of us could sing and had tiktok
If you find someone who does those things, be my guest.
Well ZD can sing.
Does he have a sailor's outfit?
Dunno.
WAPO
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErqC13uXAAI8gfI?format=jpg&name=medium" width="300" height="300">
WAPO
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErqC13uXAAI8gfI?format=jpg&name=medium" width="500" height="500">
WAPO
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErqC13uXAAI8gfI?format=jpg&name=medium" width="500" height="500">
And I just heard Captain Underpants cut trump loose today, too. Who's gonna do law for him now, Lin Wood and Sidney Powell?
Wait, which one is Captain Underpants?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9144703/…
To be fair, any of them would be pathetic—————–> hilarious.
Oh Dersh?
Yeah.
<img src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7uXwDzXk0zE/X_8yN1-1IgI/AAAAAAAA_ns/OQJXZ7I3Rc8lSAfeUqlLQxIRgcll2weKQCLcBGAsYHQ/s16000/capitol-rioter-resume.jpg" width="400" height="400">
———Augustino at Eschaton
“Here’s the president of the United States, in my view, inciting a riot … and the Capitol being threatened,” Boehner said. “It’s time for Donald Trump to consider resigning his post. He has violated his oath of office to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
~ John ANTIFA Boehner
Asshole, but smart enough to bug-out when the wave of crazy was swelling in the GOP.
Just doing my part for unity.
<img src="https://comps.gograph.com/teamwork-holding-hands-logo-vector_gg64891857.jpg" width="300" height="300">
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTpu6BmE88
I dunno if you know, but D.W. is taking over twitter.
https://twitter.com/dionnewarwick/status/13487159…
I love her even more now.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErqJhlbXIAQz2Ce?format=png&name=900×900" width="300" height="300">
@Popehat
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53m
Trump is going to betray each and every one of the lunatics and thugs and lowlifes who have supported him and it’s going to be like grinding up pure joy and snorting it off of Aphrodite’s ass
Art.
Wish Joy Reid's interview with Rick Wilson was up. He came down hard on that Q loon from Georgia. It was beautiful.
| Here you go. |
"Tough Guy Swagger-Monkeys" FTW.
Still my favorite president ever.
https://twitter.com/georgeegirl/status/1349496361…
Rare Nesmith acoustic St Matthew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBrUEQKlqtg&f…
Cool.
Eees nice!
GOOD MORNING
|Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1
Empty boxes arrived on the White House grounds as the Biden administration gets set to take over. |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1349475858982068227/d_B25uro?format=jpg&name=small">
Dr. Feelgood ain't feelin so good.
https://twitter.com/colincampbell/status/13497073…
Everything t***p touches dies.
Shit Midas (H/T Rick Wilson).
Jacob Rees-Mogg says what matters is that fish are now ‘happier’ because they’re ‘British’
https://twitter.com/TobyonTV/status/1349707738583…
Britfish
Can't find it now, but someone said that Rees Mogg is a 'fisherman's friend ' in the original sense.
Didn't know that term, but took a guess, and guessed correctly.
Huh?
<img src="https://fishermansfriend.com/media/867929/ff_oes_580x420.png">
Nah. *looks up Urban Dictionary*
Oh. Right.
Fresh fish and rotting fish smell the same to me, no matter the nationality.
is that true tho
https://twitter.com/milo_edwards/status/134402328…
Do you have a sailor's outfit?
afaf
If not, ZD, you need to rent one.
The Eel problems really started when they canceled the ferry
<img src="https://onthewight.com/wp-content/2016/02/srn4-hovercraft-museum.jpg"/>
JRM shanty
https://mobile.twitter.com/jondharvey/status/1350…
Josh Billinson
@jbillinson
The federal government spends $3,000 a month to rent a basement studio in Kalorma because Ivanka and Jared won't let the Secret Service use their bathrooms…
per WAPO
| Lady Lambourne:
Stop that man pissin' on the hedge. It's imported! |
So all the olds who probably voted for Trump because he was going to pay for their meds are finding out he won't:
https://politicalwire.com/2021/01/14/trumps-200-d…
Wow, who saw that coming?
No One Could Have Predicted
<img src="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58fa0759ebbd1a8dd14ebdf8/1500580396456-6JX6BDXBYOSDKZOJL5YU/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kHUzxcQwd2DgHE3KO6VtZClZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIjemT7TLA_6Za-g0iyqDFHfh0kLGIF9yLJqKkHdIutdkKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/image-asset.jpeg?format=750w/>
Josh Marshall
@joshtpm
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8m
AZ Guv Will Attend Biden Inauguration After GOPers Voted To Toss State’s Election Results
[Fucking jerks.]
What the actual?
this is now available as a fine art print
https://www.comfyjr.com/product/i-ll-shit-right-i…
Birb!
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErtxWoWXYAQRN5P?format=jpg&name=900×900" width=300>
[ Finally found zippy ]
Zippy W. Pinhead 2 hours ago
I've figured out why Javanka wouldn't let the secret service use their bathrooms…
<img src="https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=https%3A%2F%2Fei.marketwatch.com%2FMultimedia%2F2020%2F07%2F20%2FPhotos%2FZQ%2FMW-IK820_goya_t_20200720180301_ZQ.jpg%3Fuuid%3Dc747a2cc-cad4-11ea-bd66-9c8e992d421e&key=cfUOqhk90ea3F_utUaZajg" width="300" height="300">
They're good for your heart, though.
Good re-frame
Lisbeth Farnum
@LisbethFarnum1·
1h
It’s not cancel culture Justin Hill; it’s consequence culture.
[ Mr Hill was part of the insurrection, client found out and told him to fuck -off ]
A Scottsdale judge issued a warrant for the arrest Thursday of far-right social media personality Tim “Baked Alaska” Gionet after he said Gionet violated conditions of his release by leaving the state last week to go to Washington, where he apparently livestreamed the U.S. Capitol riot.
Gionet already was facing misdemeanor charges of assault, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass in Scottsdale City Court after police allege he refused to leave a Scottsdale bar and then pepper sprayed an employee. He had been released in that case with the agreement he not leave the state without the court's permission.
Judge James Blake was not pleased that the 33-year-old Gionet chose to skip his court hearing without explanation, and even Gionet's attorney, Zach Thornley, was unable to reach his client on the phone during the court hearing.
azcentral.com
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvx5a8/the-guy-wh…
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvx5a8/the-guy-wh…
https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/13498622…
Best one I saw today
Jess Dweck
@TheDweck
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Jan 13
Prob just a coincidence that everyone at the Trump riot had people in their personal lives who couldn’t wait to turn them in
Thread:
|The Sparrow Project@sparrowmedia
The history books will look back at this period as the "Great Embarrassment." Indeed, the whole world is laughing at us. |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErtzkZZXIAAvX7V?format=jpg&name=small"/>
Good stuff there.
<img src="http://wonkville.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/too-sad_edited-1-Small.jpg">
HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes fans turn up in the most surprising places
Perfect!
"Too corrupt for pants"
Well that's something.
Woah:
| Biden spoke for less than 30 minutes and wrapped up without taking any questions.
His plan gained approval from both Bernie Sanders and the US Chamber of Commerce, the business-oriented lobbying group |
<img src="https://www.barkbusters.co.uk/images/articles/7a4120f095480e9f2a2ad2a165d90313.jpg" width="300" height="300">
[AZ, wazzup?]
Get Steuf on this.
NAh.
http://offbeatoregon.com/1802d.legendary-city-of-…
This puzzles me greatly.
??
https://www.nps.gov/sapu/learn/historyculture/gra…
Back then, Oregon Coast was right next to N.M., then the Rockies came up and separated them.
Got the High Sigh-erra here, too, and the Great Basin in between.
Huh. The more things change…
|Michael Beschloss@BeschlossDC
Just before the end in April 1945, a “purple” faced Hitler reputedly ranted, "Everyone has lied to me. . . .The German people have not fought heroically. They deserve to perish. . . .It is not I who have lost the war, but the German people."
8:10 AM · Jan 15, 2021 |
He had shot himself with his own pistol, a Walther PPK 7.65." The gun lay at his feet and according to SS-Oberscharführer Rochus Misch, Hitler's head was lying on the table in front of him.
Aha, the government-issue sidearm of British secret agent 007, and that more famous operative Sterling Archer.
"Openly black"
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Openly%20Black%22…
And Openly Proud
The fucking nerve!
He doesn't even try to hide it!
It's like he's trying to normalize it.
New font?
Calibri Openly Black
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/13502786057507143…
HAH!
|Spencer Ackerman@attackerman
Mein Pillow |
Goodthread.
Did not know.
I don't watch much CNN though, so it might have slipped my mind.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ery1x19XUAIIBJ5?format=jpg&name=large" width=400>
No way!
we regret the error
https://twitter.com/jenny2x4/status/1350192742433…
Well, the Strategic Penis Stockpile is getting low and the next decadal replenishment is this year. Everyone knows this.
Newsmax host warns Democrats will “round up all the Republicans” into “COVID internment camps”
[media mat. ]
don't threaten me with a good time
Finally putting to use all those empty FEMA camps, I see.
At least they aren't calling for interment. Yet.
Darn. I was hoping for 'Yes. Way."
Way.
Hmmph.
via Nelson, one of the alicududes.
New member of the Best Name Band
"Fapy Lafertin"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxqHRLDPccA&f…
Poor, poor Eric: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/1/15/200953…
This is worse than that time he tried to blow his brains out with an electric fan.
Kid needs professional help.
HAH!!!
[also good to know that DKos threads haven't changed much ]
Close have you been chatting with my bride? She just told me the Teslamonoxide story.
You'll have to ask Close.
https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/135020282389…
There's an Absurdist play in here. I just know it.
Out here too.
Ionesco’s Rhinoceros, but with Trump Tweets.
You know, that actually works.
Could do it. Also use various press secretary statements, Haberman headlines.
Who to be the resistor though.
Doesn't have to be an individual either, I guess, could use tweets from a number of people.
The play preformed verbatim, taped, with CGI screenshots of Trump Tweets lumbering through scene. Uploaded to YouTube.
Could they be stretched to roughly conform to the the outline?
<img src="https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/rhino-outline-silhouette-vector-animal-260nw-1568079910.jpg" width="300" height="300">
<img src="http://wonkville.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Rhino.jpg">
OMG!!!
Awesome!!!
There's the Gene Wilder version , but this opening graphic is meant for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8zz6y0xFk
Thanks! Was more involved than I thought it would be.
I was amazed to see Wilder's version when I looked it up, I had no idea. A great dramatic actor.
Tweetocerous, by Ionesco, Eugène
I don't suppose there's a way to just get the rhino outline?
Or maybe we should just stop here lest this become something we actually try to do.
I tried to find a rhino green screen, but only came up with this.
<img src="https://cdn.drawception.com/drawings/1013144/8f8gfCxwmg.png"</img"
https://cdn.drawception.com/drawings/1013144/8f8g…
YIKES! Uhhhhhhh.
I have been converting the video from YT to mov4 or whatever. Taking hours, thought about cancelling but it ain't interfering so Imma let it run.
Don't know what capabilities this Win10 movie thing has. Really hesitant to start the project otherwise.
Knock yourself out, I guess? I'm not exactly sure where you're heading with it.
Me neither.
It's been 17 hours. Is it done converting yet?
Nah. I x-ed it for fear I might actually start doing something
Very commendable.
https://twitter.com/pblest/status/135048772957491…
Donald has always been the caretaker
|Schooley@Rschooley
Replying to@Rschooley |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Er0R2URVcAECNd3?format=png&name=small">
Excellent.
<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a8b4394eb216e71de2a094637467a01d/tumblr_oeh86flMTW1vnd7blo4_250.png" width=300>
<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/ad09f5491a34ed106c7108e9541fff3b/tumblr_n5yrqiSAT41s71q1zo1_1280.png">
https://mobile.twitter.com/SicktoDeathUK/status/1…
Well, yeah. That too.
<img src="https://blackadderquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/baby-eating-bishop.png">
Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni wins a sixth term amid allegations of vote-rigging
Totally legit.
Maybe the finest example of the genre
https://mobile.twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1…
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Er4Yq8HXMAMrtUz?format=jpg&name=medium" width=480>
HAH!!!!!!!!!!