90 thoughts on “Florida Finally Bans Toilet Lizards”
An animal once prized as an exotic curiosity is now widely decried as a pest. The iguanas hang out on roofs, dig under houses and to the horror of home owners can crawl into sewers only to emerge, thrashing around, in the toilet bowl.
Could be worse things lurking in your toilet, people.
With the current George Segal memorials, gotta say IMHO Segal zenithed in Virginia Wolfe, and kinda meh since then. I am , however, of the opinion that Lithgow is consistently one of the all-time greats.
I AM COMING TO YOU YOU WILL EXPLODE
It's him. He got bored with VHF pranks and decided to qualify as a canal pilot so he could cause real havoc.
After years of programming tweaks to get the onboard gun working it shot itself, it oxygen-deprives and kills its own pilots, can't fly in the rain, needs command permission to go supersonic and the program's wildly overbudget.
Of all the equipment I operated, the excavator was a favorite. And dozers. Because people leave you the hell alone is why.
They feel so big when you're operating them, unless you're next to a grounded ship.
This is very good knowledge if you're in a small craft. I spent some long, sleepless, and terrifying nights in the shipping lane between mainland CA and Catalina. That old maritime law about sailing vessels having the right-of-way? Yeah, toss that one. That cute shiny radar reflector on your masthead? Not helpful when there's nobody monitoring on board the ship. Visual? Nobody's looking. If they hit you, they wouldn't know it. Have fun!
Serious tornado outbreak feared in South today: "high risk", level 5 out of 5. @NWSSPC
using more extreme language to describe threat compared to last week, calling for possible "violent" tornadoes, describing storm environment as “uncommon, upper echelon” |
Kayleigh McEnany
@kayleighmcenany
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1h
President Biden begins his first press conference by touting the rate of vaccines being administered, a feet solely made possible by President Trump's Operation Warp Speed.
Trump is the jock in college who pays off the coach so he doesn't have to go to practice, only shows up to your study group to steal notes, doesn't go to any labs but signs himself on to all your group projects, steals answers to midterms in advance, pays someone to write his term papers and after all that only manages to graduate with the lowest GPA in the class because Daddy pays off the school.
I think she may have been diddling about Tarantino's foot uhhhhhhh, proclivities.
They were briefly referenced this a.m. on teh tweetah about Once Upon Time in H.
Indeed, and all those containers present a pretty massive sail area. The onboard "Black Box" record should bear this out if so. Regardless, someone will get shitcanned and maybe locked up for this, if only to make it appear that mitigation is being taken.
Up to 20,000 cubic meters of sand in the Suez Canal need to be removed to free the gigantic container ship that has been stuck there since Tuesday, according to the canal authorities. |
An animal once prized as an exotic curiosity is now widely decried as a pest. The iguanas hang out on roofs, dig under houses and to the horror of home owners can crawl into sewers only to emerge, thrashing around, in the toilet bowl.
Could be worse things lurking in your toilet, people.
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Loo Ness Monser
The Beast from 20,000 Milliliters
20,000 Lizards Under the Seat
The Creature From The Brown Lagoon.
Oh. Figured it couldn't be GOP.
Unrelated but may come in handy .
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As always, California defies logic. It's $4 here.
Today in "Oh. Shit.":
| John Scott-Railton@jsrailton
Replying to @jsrailton
Update: still stuck.
How big is this #SuezCanal plug? Ultra big.
MV #EVERGIVEN
Size: 400m long / 59m wide
Gross tonnage: 219,079
Capacity: 20,388 TEUs (20ft container equivalents).
One of the largest container ships in operation.|
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@bloodyexhausted·
1h
Replying to
@jsrailton
Have they tried turning it off and on again?
That'll cost them.
Some people now say it is partially afloat. Some say it isn't.
Schroedinger's ULCS
BREAKING
https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-ship-suez-canal-hi…
Sure, it sounds craze now, but
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Heh.
With the current George Segal memorials, gotta say IMHO Segal zenithed in Virginia Wolfe, and kinda meh since then. I am , however, of the opinion that Lithgow is consistently one of the all-time greats.
I AM COMING TO YOU YOU WILL EXPLODE
It's him. He got bored with VHF pranks and decided to qualify as a canal pilot so he could cause real havoc.
OMG
I KNOW!!
I'm thinking 'nuke it '.
I have an idea…
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Cathulhu
https://twitter.com/hoplitnet/status/137448354195…
Meow Meow Meow R'yleh, Meow Cathulu Meow Meow
Beavers & Brews
https://watershedmg.org/event/beavers-brews-binat…
… Release the Beavers campaign
Oddly similar to what's happening in Miami Beach now.
Shots fired at F-35B
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/03/24/ma…
After years of programming tweaks to get the onboard gun working it shot itself, it oxygen-deprives and kills its own pilots, can't fly in the rain, needs command permission to go supersonic and the program's wildly overbudget.
'Murica!
Get the big net. She escaped!
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One wonders where she's located on the new, updated, Crazy Bell Curve.
Church Elder
| Smells Like Dive Bar Spirit |
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Ingredients include whiskey and bad cocaine, Poison get you just the same
the most detailed image of a human cell to date, obtained by radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy.
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John Lundin
@johnlundin
Columbia Univ.
Amazing. What kind of cell is this? Must find out.
This is total Stoner poster material.
Specifically, I dunno, but from hooman
https://twitter.com/johnlundin/status/13631976902…
Dr. JustKause
@jk_kause
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Feb 20
Mitochondria. There’s an interactive website to explore this image in detail.
I think only the purple oval blob is the mito.
We're gonna be sorry for not getting in on the ground floor.
Many spidr, one snek.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1374871903…
That's an enormous number of what look like wolf spiders. Imagine how many of whatever they've been eating are around.
Australian snake = probably deadly.
I'ma stay right here.
Good. You're between me and them.
If they make it over the Sierra, we're all doomed.
M/V Ever Giving Update: still stuck, but now sporting a | Dick Pic Track! |
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HAH!!!!!!!!
Somewhat surprised #cock-up isn't Twitter trending.
The Little Komatsu That Could
|Kate Jamiesonā
@kejamieson_
Posted without comment |
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Biff is headed there at this very moment.
Of all the equipment I operated, the excavator was a favorite. And dozers. Because people leave you the hell alone is why.
They feel so big when you're operating them, unless you're next to a grounded ship.
via ZD
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This is very good knowledge if you're in a small craft. I spent some long, sleepless, and terrifying nights in the shipping lane between mainland CA and Catalina. That old maritime law about sailing vessels having the right-of-way? Yeah, toss that one. That cute shiny radar reflector on your masthead? Not helpful when there's nobody monitoring on board the ship. Visual? Nobody's looking. If they hit you, they wouldn't know it. Have fun!
Oh you'll like this:
|Sal Mercogliano@mercoglianos
Replying to @jsrailton
Looking at her track, she was @ 13.5 knots when she hit, which is over the 8 knot speed limit, although it can be waived by the pilot. |
Barrelling down a narrow canal at *twice the recommended speed* in a 200,000 ton fully loaded ship? Not much of a margin for error.
Um, holyshit:
|Capital Weather Gang@capitalweather
Serious tornado outbreak feared in South today: "high risk", level 5 out of 5. @NWSSPC
using more extreme language to describe threat compared to last week, calling for possible "violent" tornadoes, describing storm environment as “uncommon, upper echelon” |
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…uncommon, upper echelon…
Sounds bad .
Yikes:
|Dennis Mersereau@wxdam
A tornado just passed a mile or two south of the ABC 33/40 studio where James Spann is broadcasting.
The storm just prompted a tornado emergency to the southeast of Birmingham./i> |
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Eep!
Audio nsfw
https://twitter.com/FOX6Hardison/status/137518223…
This goes all the way to the top!
Kayleigh McEnany
@kayleighmcenany
·
1h
President Biden begins his first press conference by touting the rate of vaccines being administered, a feet solely made possible by President Trump's Operation Warp Speed.
Trump is the jock in college who pays off the coach so he doesn't have to go to practice, only shows up to your study group to steal notes, doesn't go to any labs but signs himself on to all your group projects, steals answers to midterms in advance, pays someone to write his term papers and after all that only manages to graduate with the lowest GPA in the class because Daddy pays off the school.
The talent he hires… speak for themselves.
Also Too: "Feet" !
I think she may have been diddling about Tarantino's foot uhhhhhhh, proclivities.
They were briefly referenced this a.m. on teh tweetah about Once Upon Time in H.
| Rhiannon Shaw@rhiannoneshaw
Mar 24
this is just to say
i have
blocked
the suez
which you
probably needed
for international
trade
forgive me
im sideways
and my ship ass
is big |
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All right now
|Arnthor Asgrimsson@addiiceland |
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Indeed, and all those containers present a pretty massive sail area. The onboard "Black Box" record should bear this out if so. Regardless, someone will get shitcanned and maybe locked up for this, if only to make it appear that mitigation is being taken.
The best ideas! And words!
feet solely?? is that redundant?
HAh. I don't think anyone in twitterworld noticed that.
JFC.
https://www.kold.com/2021/03/25/mayor-romero-rele…
War is over!
https://istheshipstillstuck.com/?fbclid=IwAR0Dswq…
[ Memphis Blues Again? ]
Awww, Mama:
| CNN@CNN
Up to 20,000 cubic meters of sand in the Suez Canal need to be removed to free the gigantic container ship that has been stuck there since Tuesday, according to the canal authorities. |
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|Nah. Lodi |
| In the middle. |
|on you|
| No Way |
|There must be some kind of way out of here|
[Dogs, man.]
Good to know. Better tellt Suez Authority
Stuck is stuck. Maybe they should bring out the fire hoses?
(Not as dumb as it sounds, hydraulic mining can strip a lot of soil in a hurry).
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HAH!!
Friday 'These are a few of my favorite things'
Thai sweet basil and chilis. Noodles. Shrimp.
I could eat that, except for the scrimps. Those could kill me.