Surprise Your Banana August 6, 2021 C_R_Eature 3071129 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2021%2F08%2F06%2Fsurprise-your-banana%2FSurprise+Your+Banana2021-08-06+15%3A16%3A14Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2021%2F08%2F06%2Fsurprise-your-banana%2F +10
In lieu of music video
ZD offers this Albuquerque themed tune. Did not know of this, regret seeing it, and you will regret it too.
[Go fly a kite.]
We used to go for distance. Not with fancy kites, though. Back in college in Cleveburg. Usually could count on
a steady breeze from one direction, usually N from the Lake. I don't think we actually got up to a mile of string, but
gave it a shot. Probably pissed-off a lotta people with string across their whole neighborhood.
We could always count on a breeze or more at the beach. I was poor, so I'd buy the wood and glue and string, and make the kites out of newsprint. I was limited by the size of the spread. Sunday funnies sometimes had an extra half fold.
Then there's the old joke, punchline being:
"You need more tail"
"Last night, you told me to go fly a kite".
You mean you didn't whittle some sticks and make string from palm fronds too?
I wasn't allowed to have sharp objects.
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So, like, what' up with this climate change thing. First I heard about it.
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OMG I just looked at the banana torture device.
It's a sick world, I'm a happy guy.
Fire in the East
Your Thursday Hilarious Blues Compilation Pic:
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Possibly training to be an agent of the Globalist milf psyop
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When do you lose that?
[The rest of 'em.]
Whoa, Q Shaman!
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C_R_ is Q
I didn't notice that it was animated until just now!
So what were you doing for those months you weren't around here?
Was she the one you were 'strangely attracted to " ?
I was before her politics showed through the veneer.
Blues Filk I like.