So the pfizer 5G implant is still working. Yesterday night I had a new pain in my left shoulder. Had a couple beers and ibuprofen, and was fine this morning, but the top suggested YT video for me was a phys. ther.. video on the rotator cuff. I hadn't searched for anything about shoulder pain……..it just KNEW!
That tracks. My 2nd flight ever was aboard a Trans-Canada Airlines prop plane across the Strait of Juan De Fuca. The flight attendant had to have been in her late 50s or early 60s.
Izzat the thing that produces so much g-force that only a few materials can tolerate it?
They must have made improvements. One article says that in a recent demo they put an iPhone in the centrifuge, took it out, and used it to FaceTime with someone. The author of the article did note, however, that this particular demo was for prospective investors. I report – you decide.
OK I'm in.
Fantastic! Welcome to the team!!
WOO!
When I was a kid, I saw plans to make a mini BB machine gun that looked a lot like that. I made one, and the BBs kinda dribbled out the end of the barrel. Never woulda made it to space!
Those were the days when Popular Mechanics used to publish plans for a Table-top Nuclear Reactor!!
Yeah.
KD died a while ago. Figured you hung around with her.
Nope. I met Lacy J. Dalton, but not Karen.
Various problems posting something, but for fun at home
add an 'h' . Read the 'tips' first. Type in a style and subject , such as "Hieronymus Bosch ted cruz " or
' titian melania trump " Wait a couple minutes.
LOL
I got an email notification where you mentioned Snow, but when I tried to reply it was gone. If this joint is broken (Narrator: This joint is broken) it wasn't you who did it!
In their honor, I posted my annual canned clams comment.
Absorbine Sr. •
I’m absolutely horrified. I just came back from my local market and they were out of 2 pound lobsters. So now I have to somehow make do with a 1.5 pound one to pair with the 10oz Waygu filet mignon I bought.
Fucking dark ages we’re living in here. Good thing I don’t drink or I’d probably have to settle for a 2007 Sassicaia instead of a 2005 Bodegas Roda Cirsion for a red wine to accompany the meal.
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Blueb4sunrise Absorbine Sr. • 5 minutes ago
I'm not on twitter, so I don't follow anyone there. The older I get, the less sense twitter makes to me until someone feeds a thread to an unroller app.
Fakakta South
@FakaktaSouth
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Nov 25
my mom has not acknowledged that my sister has new boobs, which is def my favorite part of this whole day. (Also my mom is ridiculous and also exactly like Bette Davis in every single way)
Hah!
I miss her short-lived column.
I also miss Close Read, damn it.
Oh man. You mean to tell me that these conservatives have been out there thinkin' this stuff the whole time?! Somebody needs to DO something about that!!!
Oh yeah. Flat rock, meet cow.
Got my new induction/convection range wired and installed today. very fancy. So is the cookware I had to buy for it to work. Like an engagement ring, 2 months' salary. Jebus.
Isbell was a real piece of work when he was drinking. Got himself kicked out of Drive By Truckers. Glad that happened to him, it's made him a much better artist and person
FWIW. Still mostly people self-reporting what they thought. Hard to document that stuff.
"One of the most vexing questions about Jan. 6 is why the National Guard took more than three hours to arrive at the Capitol after D.C. authorities and Capitol Police called for immediate assistance." https://www.justsecurity.org/79623/crisis-of-comm…
At every launch they claim that the mission in question will "unlock the secrets of the universe", but I still can't find all those missing guitar picks.
Alas, we still lack that technology. Perhaps there are beings in some other corner of the universe that can find the picks. In fact that would be a good throw-away line in some sci-fi send-up.
Cold AF here too, but at least the sun is back. December was my worst month ever for solar production, the first month I used more than I produced. By a lot.
I wish it was something like that, but we just didn't see much sun throughout December.Also, I bought a new electric range, which accounts for some of it.
If you don't mind my asking, how much $$$ have you got invested in solar?
It was $24K for a 4kWh system, but I got a $6500 tax rebate from the feds. I've never had $6500 in tax liability any year of my life, so I thought I was screwed out of it, but it rolls over until I get the full benefit. I hope they're still offering rebates when it comes time to buy an electric truck.
Part of the purchase price was a big upgrade to the service panel. I used to only have a 100 amp panel. Now I have 300 amps to the house and 100 to the detached garage.
Thanks. Well done.
It was slightly more per month than my electric payment. I put more into it each month, and when I sold my car I paid it off. I couldn't be happier with it, now that the sun is back.
If I make it another 20 years, I can go to space too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtZS8JAfNE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVMLivHTXac
blue cheese and beer
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S09…
Every couple years I have a wheat beer to remind me that I think it sucks ass.
https://twitter.com/twindad7536/status/1449077204…
sneks
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1449180713618640896
Yeah, no…
Obscure twitter joke
I was once a star of the sustainable meat world.
pics of defecating pigs
https://www.newser.com/story/312491/hackers-invad…
That's what makes it truthful! We don't even need three chords!
Speaking of one chord, I learned "99 Year Blues".
I'm still learning some of Neil Young's one-note solos.
So the pfizer 5G implant is still working. Yesterday night I had a new pain in my left shoulder. Had a couple beers and ibuprofen, and was fine this morning, but the top suggested YT video for me was a phys. ther.. video on the rotator cuff. I hadn't searched for anything about shoulder pain……..it just KNEW!
I've had both rotator cuffs repaired. Hope you don't need to go that far.
Yikes!
Nah. It's fine.
You gonna get rain?
Got maybe 1/4 inch so far. We were told it would be a storm of biblical proportions. This is disappointing, but better than nothing.
I guess there were a few drops here this morning, but barely disturbed the dust.
It's a glorious day here. Wish I could post pix.
Maybe this works? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dfaab3d631bc…
It does!
Awesome.
Related:
Mysterious radio signal from Proxima Centauri was definitely not aliens
https://www.space.com/proxima-centauri-radio-sign…
From Pulp Librarian.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FC91MYdXEAg12IV?format=png&name=small" width="500" height="300">
"Continued on page 825"
So. Many. Pages.
I was young when I started the book……..
Monster Chiller Horror Theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJY6w0HD50&t…
Aside from an air ambulance, I haven't flown in going on 30 years. That's not exactly how I remember flight attendants.
They were Canadian.
That tracks. My 2nd flight ever was aboard a Trans-Canada Airlines prop plane across the Strait of Juan De Fuca. The flight attendant had to have been in her late 50s or early 60s.
'Fuca'
Heh heh heh.
Greek name=Ioannis Phokas.
I blame C_R_ and weejee.
The vases around Powell's casket were all made from recycled aluminum tubes.
<img src="https://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1ao72KVXXXXcHXFXXq6xXFXXXe.jpg" width="300" height="300">
From Iraqi or Iranian centrifuges, or missile chassis?
Definitely Iraqi centrifuges.
Or something else.
Good ol' American centrifuge? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6Nw4MKE2g
Izzat the thing that produces so much g-force that only a few materials can tolerate it?
They must have made improvements. One article says that in a recent demo they put an iPhone in the centrifuge, took it out, and used it to FaceTime with someone. The author of the article did note, however, that this particular demo was for prospective investors. I report – you decide.
OK I'm in.
Fantastic! Welcome to the team!!
WOO!
When I was a kid, I saw plans to make a mini BB machine gun that looked a lot like that. I made one, and the BBs kinda dribbled out the end of the barrel. Never woulda made it to space!
Those were the days when Popular Mechanics used to publish plans for a Table-top Nuclear Reactor!!
Yep! Life was pretty good.
Smile
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/14570848097…
Removing Blood Sucking Parasites From Shrimp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFAMYmcNpK4&t…
Ew gross. And I'm still allergic to scrimps, you monster!
What about a diarrhea dolphin?
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/14577847615780…
F'n Florida, man.
Imma start using the phrase 'shitting like a dolphin'.
Such as : Dude, are you okay? You were shitting like a dolphin this morning.
And now she's DEAD! Proud of yourself?
Her too.
https://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2021/11/08/…
[Dropping like flies up in here.]
Yeah.
KD died a while ago. Figured you hung around with her.
Nope. I met Lacy J. Dalton, but not Karen.
Various problems posting something, but for fun at home
add an 'h' . Read the 'tips' first. Type in a style and subject , such as "Hieronymus Bosch ted cruz " or
' titian melania trump " Wait a couple minutes.
LOL
ttps://hypnogram.xyz/
Still waiting.
(Not your fault.)
"This will take a minute"…
Wassamatter? You guys got better things to do?
Well, yes. It was interfering with my important research into effects pedals.
[ runs away ]
Probably wise.
Wonkers of yesteryear. Where are they now?
https://mobile.twitter.com/Chet_Kincaid
There's a bunch of 'em just wandered off, hope they're all happy.
As a reply, I pasted a rather long but highly amusing comment from Doktor Zs old ID page. It was here for a minute, but then it disappeared.
I hope I didn't break Wonkville.
I got an email notification where you mentioned Snow, but when I tried to reply it was gone. If this joint is broken (Narrator: This joint is broken) it wasn't you who did it!
In their honor, I posted my annual canned clams comment.
Absorbine Sr. •
I’m absolutely horrified. I just came back from my local market and they were out of 2 pound lobsters. So now I have to somehow make do with a 1.5 pound one to pair with the 10oz Waygu filet mignon I bought.
Fucking dark ages we’re living in here. Good thing I don’t drink or I’d probably have to settle for a 2007 Sassicaia instead of a 2005 Bodegas Roda Cirsion for a red wine to accompany the meal.
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Blueb4sunrise Absorbine Sr. • 5 minutes ago
You could substitute canned clams.
https://twitter.com/FakaktaSouth/status/146031654…
Whoa.
Also [Limey Lizzie.]
Love her. Always have.
I'm not on twitter, so I don't follow anyone there. The older I get, the less sense twitter makes to me until someone feeds a thread to an unroller app.
Fakakta South
@FakaktaSouth
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Nov 25
my mom has not acknowledged that my sister has new boobs, which is def my favorite part of this whole day. (Also my mom is ridiculous and also exactly like Bette Davis in every single way)
Hah!
I miss her short-lived column.
I also miss Close Read, damn it.
Today in Epic Conservative Thought:
https://twitter.com/EHUSMAN/status/14609607332151…
Oh man. You mean to tell me that these conservatives have been out there thinkin' this stuff the whole time?! Somebody needs to DO something about that!!!
WOO!
HOO!
YOO!(?)
(I donut know where that comment was supposed to go originally, but I opened the comments and there it was, so I clicked "submit".
Poo-tee-weet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbunvLdbWxA
!!!!
!!!!!! !!! !!!!! ! !.
BREAKING : Jimmy Hoffa is alive . Everybody meet at the boardwalk in Atlantic City on Saturday.
Oops.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/nov/2…
…and…oops
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-59358070
Poops
https://twitter.com/BilgeEbiri/status/14620472614…
LOOPS
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/DittoPls-…
Soup
https://thewoksoflife.com/hot-sour-soup/
Goop
https://goop.com/goop-kitchen/
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Noope!
Hobo Code called into question
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/hobo-code
Dobro code
https://www.harmonycentral.com/forums/topic/11602…
This is the code I found when I replaced the cone in my cheapo resonator
usuckwitnao04.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW7b0x5zH5I&a…
End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says
https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/1463220147…
<img src="https://images-us.bookshop.org/ingram/9781777225124.jpg?height=500&v=v2" width="300" height="300">
Not the best cinematic experience, but it's the full Last Waltz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbEL–AMBUk&t…
I'll have to block out some time and watch it on the big TV, thanks.
Well, you may not want to actually watch it, I just turned it on and listened, looked at it once in a while.
Although the part where Eric Clapton's guitar strap comes loose is really fun to watch.
Copper assaults white women.
https://tucson.com/news/local/tim-stellers-opinio…
And the fucking pigs wrote HER up.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFdTgXQWUAI8zwI?format=jpg&name=small" width="400" height="400">
All the best ones are locked up.
<img src="//horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cage-santa-1.jpg/img">
Shit, how does a platform die so horrible a death? <a href="https://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cage-santa-1.jpg” target=”_blank”>https://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cage-santa-1.jpg
GOAT
https://www.wtnh.com/news/animals-and-wildlife/zo…
$40? I can buy an actual babby goat for $25 here.
Great. Do you have a web -cam?
You can undercut them and make a fortune.
Goats are plentiful, but bandwidth is at a premium. Part of the supply chain problem, no doubt.
Move over, goats.
Giant 'phantom jellyfish' that eats with 33' mouth-arms spotted off California coast
https://www.livescience.com/giant-phantom-jellyfi…
Weird goings on along the Pacific Coast of CA. Have a [lancetfish.]
"If anyone finds an unusual organism like this, they are advised to not take it home."
<img src="https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/a9c1951/2147483647/strip/true/crop/480×360+0+0/resize/480×360!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fewscripps-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F99%2Fd0%2F2d4456c94da08c68745fe7c44df8%2F480x360-mmm2021-now.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Also, [foobaw.]
Does anyone have the keys to the New Post storage shed?
Just C_R_ as far as I know.
Thanks. Just thought I'd try submitting one to see what happened. (Nothing happened.)
If I recall correctly, C_R_ can post, but not dig anything out of the bin.
Thanks.
*sniffle*
When it's time for WONKVILLE
http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/
The problem with the idea of a SAVE WONKVILLE campaign is that it would raise awareness about WONKVILLE.
<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b541a78deeea03110d70a59bbe05938d/db7c10190cf23068-10/s500x750/86a0bc01f75a331e6a71dccd97a362c9b05ef187.gifv" width="300" height="300">
The first rule of Wonkville…
Today in clerical errors:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njJWwWQyrFI&t…
Ali: The Greatest
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/14669403719…
Gonna call Elon, I have an idea for mass transportation ……..
https://twitter.com/KlatuBaradaNiko/status/146757…
squish
Also, *oukes*
Getting cool. Gonna hafta put socks on.
Heh, Howdy there pard'ner!!
https://twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/146872221…
…And the horse you rode in on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56s5q4_rfII&a…
HAH!!!!!!!
Nice time. No scrolling
https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/146942525…
Goons.
Need a strategic poop supply
https://twitter.com/Quicktake/status/146913345719…
I'd like to help, really I would…
We all doin what we can
Holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefuck!
wut
Just Kentucky.
I was kind of on a news break, didn't know.
But
Holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefuck!
Won't fix anything, but won't hurt anything either:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VxpuB10FaSE
Sure don't hurt me.
Biff haz rain?
Hazzed? Past tense? I'm not so good at the conjoogationz.
The main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations.
Had I known about this in the future, I would have thanked you in advance.
You will have been welcome.
I look forward to looking back on this nostalgically.
A little, yes. Even a little snow yesterday morning. Bright and shiny today.
Maybe now.
Oh yeah. Flat rock, meet cow.
Got my new induction/convection range wired and installed today. very fancy. So is the cookware I had to buy for it to work. Like an engagement ring, 2 months' salary. Jebus.
Fucking sn*w…
Raining some. Will freeze Saturday night.
Wearing socks .
Uh oh, dumped into admin hell. I might be fuxxored here…
Huh. Maybe it was the "P" word.
No, not that one, the ones that cover your legs. I didn't wear any.
Isbell Time at the Ryman.
Gotta admit I only knew of Shemkia of these women.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelm…
Isbell was a real piece of work when he was drinking. Got himself kicked out of Drive By Truckers. Glad that happened to him, it's made him a much better artist and person
For the 12-year-olds in us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTgm36y884c
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk
FWIW. Still mostly people self-reporting what they thought. Hard to document that stuff.
"One of the most vexing questions about Jan. 6 is why the National Guard took more than three hours to arrive at the Capitol after D.C. authorities and Capitol Police called for immediate assistance."
https://www.justsecurity.org/79623/crisis-of-comm…
Chef Hector (Ettore) Boiardi
https://twitter.com/CLEhistorical/status/14609441…
I'm sure he was a fine chef, but by the time his name was put on those cans? *oukes*
Another holiday successfully avoided.
Yeah, what was all that about?
Weird shit.
I avoided all of it except dinner with friends across the road.
Follow Webb Telescope. Or not.
https://jwst.nasa.gov/content/webbLaunch/whereIsW…
At every launch they claim that the mission in question will "unlock the secrets of the universe", but I still can't find all those missing guitar picks.
Alas, we still lack that technology. Perhaps there are beings in some other corner of the universe that can find the picks. In fact that would be a good throw-away line in some sci-fi send-up.
Have you looked in the sound hole? Unless it's a solid-body.
Ah, the Sound-Hole-as-Wormhole theory?
If you have worms in there, all the picks in the world won't help.
Gross.
Tree of Life Zoom
https://www.onezoom.org/
So far, 2022 is colder here.
Cold AF here too, but at least the sun is back. December was my worst month ever for solar production, the first month I used more than I produced. By a lot.
Just cold here, not AF. Looks like you have -10 more deg. than we-uns.
I was outside this morning wearing shorts and sandals. It was in the 20s. Now it's high 40s, much nicer.
Could that be because of your machine shop/lumber mill/mechanic's garage activities, there at the homestead?
I wish it was something like that, but we just didn't see much sun throughout December.Also, I bought a new electric range, which accounts for some of it.
If you don't mind my asking, how much $$$ have you got invested in solar?
It was $24K for a 4kWh system, but I got a $6500 tax rebate from the feds. I've never had $6500 in tax liability any year of my life, so I thought I was screwed out of it, but it rolls over until I get the full benefit. I hope they're still offering rebates when it comes time to buy an electric truck.
Part of the purchase price was a big upgrade to the service panel. I used to only have a 100 amp panel. Now I have 300 amps to the house and 100 to the detached garage.
Thanks. Well done.
It was slightly more per month than my electric payment. I put more into it each month, and when I sold my car I paid it off. I couldn't be happier with it, now that the sun is back.
Emperor Constantine. Banned from Twitter, or just lazy?
https://mobile.twitter.com/constantemper
It's not easy maintaining a web presence when you're dead!
Yet, as can be seen (even if one is not a Twitterer), he did maintain a presence, however briefly, in 2016; saying, among other things…
Emperor Constantine
@ConstantEmper
·
Oct 11, 2016
Sorry pagans, make way for a Christian empire.
Sunnyland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4i2JDyBN5I
Oh that's RIGHT!
Good to see his hands for extended periods. Rarely happens to see exactly how he's doing it.
It IS a vast improvement on blind needle-dropping.
Breaking !
No farts for you
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/147845173557219…
Fart attack!
Buffalo
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1478977883…
Don't murder me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1-ieYykDzY&a…
hWOW, a new post is up!
I can comment, but that's all. Can't post images at all, or originate posts at all.
You are the last Jedi.
What magic do you possess?
I don't even qualify for the local's discount anymore.
It's a cookbook!
Whoa. Cool.
Also, whoa, whoa. Never heard of any of this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner%27s…
Why can't all these guns just get along?
Co-directed by Kevin LAYNE!!!
Search Google for " Wet Leg"
What?
What what?
It's in the lyrics.
Oh. He says 'guns' not 'guys'.
Probably not going to get me into the misheard lyrics hall of fame , though.
Relative?