208 thoughts on “To Boldly Go Where No Nonagenarian Has Gone Before

  1. So the pfizer 5G implant is still working. Yesterday night I had a new pain in my left shoulder. Had a couple beers and ibuprofen, and was fine this morning, but the top suggested YT video for me was a phys. ther.. video on the rotator cuff. I hadn't searched for anything about shoulder pain……..it just KNEW!

        1. Got maybe 1/4 inch so far. We were told it would be a storm of biblical proportions. This is disappointing, but better than nothing.

        1. That tracks. My 2nd flight ever was aboard a Trans-Canada Airlines prop plane across the Strait of Juan De Fuca. The flight attendant had to have been in her late 50s or early 60s.

          1. They must have made improvements. One article says that in a recent demo they put an iPhone in the centrifuge, took it out, and used it to FaceTime with someone. The author of the article did note, however, that this particular demo was for prospective investors. I report – you decide.

          2. WOO!
            When I was a kid, I saw plans to make a mini BB machine gun that looked a lot like that. I made one, and the BBs kinda dribbled out the end of the barrel. Never woulda made it to space!

          1. Imma start using the phrase 'shitting like a dolphin'.
            Such as : Dude, are you okay? You were shitting like a dolphin this morning.

  2. Various problems posting something, but for fun at home
    add an 'h' . Read the 'tips' first. Type in a style and subject , such as "Hieronymus Bosch ted cruz " or
    ' titian melania trump " Wait a couple minutes.


      1. As a reply, I pasted a rather long but highly amusing comment from Doktor Zs old ID page. It was here for a minute, but then it disappeared.

        I hope I didn't break Wonkville.

        1. I got an email notification where you mentioned Snow, but when I tried to reply it was gone. If this joint is broken (Narrator: This joint is broken) it wasn't you who did it!

    1. In their honor, I posted my annual canned clams comment.

      Absorbine Sr. •

      I’m absolutely horrified. I just came back from my local market and they were out of 2 pound lobsters. So now I have to somehow make do with a 1.5 pound one to pair with the 10oz Waygu filet mignon I bought.

      Fucking dark ages we’re living in here. Good thing I don’t drink or I’d probably have to settle for a 2007 Sassicaia instead of a 2005 Bodegas Roda Cirsion for a red wine to accompany the meal.

      Blueb4sunrise Absorbine Sr. • 5 minutes ago

      You could substitute canned clams.

          1. I'm not on twitter, so I don't follow anyone there. The older I get, the less sense twitter makes to me until someone feeds a thread to an unroller app.

          2. Fakakta South
            Nov 25
            my mom has not acknowledged that my sister has new boobs, which is def my favorite part of this whole day. (Also my mom is ridiculous and also exactly like Bette Davis in every single way)

    1. Oh man. You mean to tell me that these conservatives have been out there thinkin' this stuff the whole time?! Somebody needs to DO something about that!!!

        1. YOO!(?)

          (I donut know where that comment was supposed to go originally, but I opened the comments and there it was, so I clicked "submit".

          1. The problem with the idea of a SAVE WONKVILLE campaign is that it would raise awareness about WONKVILLE.

        1. Oh yeah. Flat rock, meet cow.
          Got my new induction/convection range wired and installed today. very fancy. So is the cookware I had to buy for it to work. Like an engagement ring, 2 months' salary. Jebus.

        1. Uh oh, dumped into admin hell. I might be fuxxored here…

          Huh. Maybe it was the "P" word.

          No, not that one, the ones that cover your legs. I didn't wear any.

    1. Isbell was a real piece of work when he was drinking. Got himself kicked out of Drive By Truckers. Glad that happened to him, it's made him a much better artist and person

    1. At every launch they claim that the mission in question will "unlock the secrets of the universe", but I still can't find all those missing guitar picks.

      1. Alas, we still lack that technology. Perhaps there are beings in some other corner of the universe that can find the picks. In fact that would be a good throw-away line in some sci-fi send-up.

    1. Cold AF here too, but at least the sun is back. December was my worst month ever for solar production, the first month I used more than I produced. By a lot.

        1. I wish it was something like that, but we just didn't see much sun throughout December.Also, I bought a new electric range, which accounts for some of it.

          1. It was $24K for a 4kWh system, but I got a $6500 tax rebate from the feds. I've never had $6500 in tax liability any year of my life, so I thought I was screwed out of it, but it rolls over until I get the full benefit. I hope they're still offering rebates when it comes time to buy an electric truck.

            Part of the purchase price was a big upgrade to the service panel. I used to only have a 100 amp panel. Now I have 300 amps to the house and 100 to the detached garage.

          2. It was slightly more per month than my electric payment. I put more into it each month, and when I sold my car I paid it off. I couldn't be happier with it, now that the sun is back.

      1. Yet, as can be seen (even if one is not a Twitterer), he did maintain a presence, however briefly, in 2016; saying, among other things…

        Emperor Constantine
        Oct 11, 2016
        Sorry pagans, make way for a Christian empire.

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