Since actual venom I reckon would be kinda expensive. I'm going to use a very fucking hot pepper called Naga Viper , make some sauce and market it as covid-cure snake venom.
The parcel of dirt I just sold was over-run with Mojave Greens and desert tortoises. I was gonna open a petting zoo for ant-vaxxers.
Edit: I just looked up the Naga Viper. Impressive! Even hotter than the Ghost Pepper, but not quite in Carolina Reaper territory.
Hey anybody have any idea what to do about this——–>
There's a wormhole or maybe a slit into a parallel universe that has started removing things. I dunno , maybe it opens and closes randomly…….it's fairly small so far. Took a pair of reading glasses and a fairly pricey nickel-plated guitar slide.
I know I wouldn't be able to buy my own house now. When I bought it in 2013 it was the cheapest house in the valley. It's probably still at the bottom. The pendulum swings.
I meant to pay the bear . I guess the bear would want to at least make the rent.
Oh. That's different.
I can't afford a massage, whether by a human or a bear.
You have a cat, right?
Wait–should I be bleeding after a massage?
He doesn't work free, either.
Yeah, usually the bleeding costs extra.
Totally worth it.
The New York Times
@nytimes
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5h
An oil spill with a potential connection to Hurricane Ida has occurred in the Gulf of Mexico, according to an examination of satellite and aerial survey images, ship tracking data and interviews with those involved in the spill response.
Just for the labor record:
Fry cook
Waiter/Bartender
Kids tennis instructor
Teaching Asst
Loader at soda bottling company
Asst mgr. rubber parts manufacturer
Maintenance at hotel
Grunt for nature
Bum.
Dusty too.
Reminds me that I forgot to list one job: Working second shift at an outfit that made various greases and rustproofing. Lampblack, my friends, and open drums of solvent to wash it off with.
I'm at the Millpond Music Festival this weekend. Whole lotta Latin musica this year. Last night Samba Da closed, tonight it was Ozomatli. Good, but enough already. https://www.sambada.com/
@BlueHeronFarmTX
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These fuckfaces literally cannot go two whole days without war.
Quote Tweet
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
· Aug 26
The retaking of Bagram would put our military at risk, but I think those involved in the operation would gladly accept that risk because it would restore our honor as a nation and save lives.
I have Bhut Jolokia in two forms, liquid sauce and dried flakes. I dipped the tip of a toothpick into the liquid, and that was bad enough. I can't imagine eating as much as she did and still being able to talk.
Ooooo. Cool. Send me some seeds when they're ready?
Actually we already have more than we know what to do with, but what the hell………
I was gonna try to make some sauces but my inherent laziness is very powerful.
Brazilian viper venom shows promise as drug to combat Covid
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/14334185724879…
I was only joking the other night when I suggested the anti-vaxxers should come out to California and commune with the Mojave Greens.
Since actual venom I reckon would be kinda expensive. I'm going to use a very fucking hot pepper called Naga Viper , make some sauce and market it as covid-cure snake venom.
The parcel of dirt I just sold was over-run with Mojave Greens and desert tortoises. I was gonna open a petting zoo for ant-vaxxers.
Edit: I just looked up the Naga Viper. Impressive! Even hotter than the Ghost Pepper, but not quite in Carolina Reaper territory.
We can use those too. Premium blend cure. There are courses to take
https://www.environmentalscience.org/career/snake…
Things been quiet around here.
Too quiet.
Little town Tucson adjacent.
https://kvoa.com/news/top-stories/2021/09/02/poli…
Take your Ivermectin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71hDy4Hhuso
HAWT!
This is some weird shit, right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tGCMqkTyC0
NSFW
Y
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Medieval Manuscripts@BLMedieval
HAPPY FRIDAY from 1680 years ago:
"We swear the divine oath that our price for beer stays the same for the month"
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-XgfNmWUAEW8A0?format=png&name=small" width="300" height="300">
sworn by Aurelius, recorded by Theon in our Papyrus 760 – "as declarant is illiterate"
New Zealand cinema’s expletive-laden voicemail gets rave reviews
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/03/new…
Hey anybody have any idea what to do about this——–>
There's a wormhole or maybe a slit into a parallel universe that has started removing things. I dunno , maybe it opens and closes randomly…….it's fairly small so far. Took a pair of reading glasses and a fairly pricey nickel-plated guitar slide.
tyia
No useful information to share, but keep an eye out for guitar picks, one sock, and a $5 bill.
There's probably a whole universe of just socks and picks. Maybe one for bitcoin, but not dollars.
…also capo, the good scissors, and hope.
Capos I got. Not having anyone to play with, and software that will change keys, hardly ever use one.
The good scissors are in the holder we used to store pens and pencils in, now filled with
everything except pens and pencils.
Hope? Not here. Send money to Marc Elias or PP.
Using a bear to treat back pain in Romania, 1946 [reddit]
A YT video says 'rheumatism', specifically.
<img src="https://external-preview.redd.it/kOUWZWeuRzfJj-0hctWosQ_ROLhkqMWTR4ffnVGKOm8.jpg?auto=webp&s=caeb97876e103960182089193a28be8ad14a29ec" width="300" height="300">
There's one wandering around our little town. Maybe it wants a job?
Can anyone afford it there?
I know I wouldn't be able to buy my own house now. When I bought it in 2013 it was the cheapest house in the valley. It's probably still at the bottom. The pendulum swings.
I meant to pay the bear . I guess the bear would want to at least make the rent.
Oh. That's different.
I can't afford a massage, whether by a human or a bear.
You have a cat, right?
Wait–should I be bleeding after a massage?
He doesn't work free, either.
Yeah, usually the bleeding costs extra.
Totally worth it.
The New York Times
@nytimes
·
5h
An oil spill with a potential connection to Hurricane Ida has occurred in the Gulf of Mexico, according to an examination of satellite and aerial survey images, ship tracking data and interviews with those involved in the spill response.
Elon Musk’s SpaceX launch site threatens wildlife
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/sep/…
'nother snek. Probably also cures teh covid
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181554540
Rained like the proverbial motherfucker for an hour. Brief tornado warning . Pea-sized hail.
Temp dropped into 60's
I can't even imagine. What's it like?
A lot like this
https://twitter.com/shelbywankenobi/status/143467…
Hwow!
G. Willow Wilson
@GWillowWilson
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Sexy Bob Ross Halloween Costume was an inevitable element of our cultural decline
https://twitter.com/GWillowWilson/status/14346847…
Just for the labor record:
Fry cook
Waiter/Bartender
Kids tennis instructor
Teaching Asst
Loader at soda bottling company
Asst mgr. rubber parts manufacturer
Maintenance at hotel
Grunt for nature
Bum.
I did some of those, too. Mostly just built and maintained highways so everyone can drive around and burn fossil fuels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHWi_nPGdgA
UPDATE!
The reading glasses were in the half-bag of charcoal.
Sneaky.
That's silly.
It's far too dark in a bag of charcoal to read.
Dusty too.
Reminds me that I forgot to list one job: Working second shift at an outfit that made various greases and rustproofing. Lampblack, my friends, and open drums of solvent to wash it off with.
So… NOT a parallel universe.
I only know from Superman and Star Trek.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxpNec3UAg
HAH! Cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtZS8JAfNE4&t…
YES!!!!!!
Pentagon Asks Public for Suggestions on Renaming Bases That Honor Confederate Soldiers
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/09/07/pe…
I'm torn between naming them after pastels, [ Fort Turquoise; Fort Sunflower; Fort Pumpkin]
or just get real and just get corporate sponsors [ Fort Frito-Lay; Fort Geico; Fort Lockheed ]
This hasn't really been a banner year for getting the public's opinion about stuff, though you may be onto something with the pastels.
ZD did Basey McBaseface
and
Boaty McBoatface NFT
liked it.
So it's the big time. Upper echelon there.
Fort nite™?
Josh Morgerman
@iCyclone
#MINDY & #LARRY together make one weird-ass wind-probability map.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-zGKSZX0AYFd8j?format=png&name=small" width="300" height="300">
Speaking of, whar vomiting larry?
*oukes*
<img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/hEc4k5pN17GZq/giphy.gif?cid=790b76112e42a5ec61d3dee560504f89cd8e5f10a77ea6d7&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g" width="300" height="300">
Used to be just invoking his name brought him out of the woodwork.
The magic is gone I guess.
I hope he's OK.
I hate people drifting away with no forwarding address. Hope Close Read is well, too.
Things I did not know.
The Band. "The Night….."
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/…
Hot Take!!
For better sound, plug guitar into INPUT jack, not PHONES.
Amazing band plays to thousands in Albuquerque
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E–MgeeXEAEoOZF?format=jpg&name=large" width="500" height="500">
AOC
https://twitter.com/soloveysolitude/status/143756…
Nice.
Sleep easy, America. Sanity prevailed for the moment.
<img src="https://steveandjonbest.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/we-must-conga.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Yes we must!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qVp5dbz2E&t…
Bueno!
…..and then , two days later, an earworm invades……….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKWi-NR–io
I'm at the Millpond Music Festival this weekend. Whole lotta Latin musica this year. Last night Samba Da closed, tonight it was Ozomatli. Good, but enough already.
https://www.sambada.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSFCPW8alFQ
I know.
Make it stop.
Tonight, Incendio closed. They can at least stray into rock territory.
http://www.incendioband.com
Avatars in the News!
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-58586…
HOLEEEEEEEEESHIT!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!1!
Thread:
Replace a word in a movie title with ‘Swollen Balls’
https://twitter.com/thegoodgodabove/status/143889…
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_klmhkXMAgcBeC?format=jpg&name=large" width="300" height="300">
Plumbers used it, too. I've got a can of it in my antique collection. Can't find it right now, though.
A new billboard in town:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/DeKFqElHF…
Bad link.
Huh, works here. I'll look for another.
https://slideplayer.com/14414856/90/images/slide_…
OUCH.
The other one said "Your client does not have permission to get URL"
I dunno….
If intense debate would let me post images, we wouldn't have this problem.
They want your blood,………..and piss…………
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii…
GAH
Well, we're down to the Boeuf au Bleu show again.
<img src="https://i.pinimg.com/474x/9d/39/fc/9d39fcf40a900c2505bbb8f1428aed55.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Mauled by beaver.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2021/09/21…
Whoa, Canadian World Domination is really heating up after that snap election.
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F4NEgQFnxbA/SMZLkyLb6BI/AAAAAAAAAes/Yb-cuOuLKpI/s320/homer_simpson_doh_02.gif" width="300" height="300">
.…animals can survive for a very long time without having sex.
https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/09/23/scienti…
Not what I expected. I was hoping to determine my own life expectancy. Better to just let the mystery be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaoR5m4L80
I knew you'd go there………..
She's so good.
Miley sings Janis……….and it's good.
https://youtu.be/htlwwqKY71M?t=158
She's got chops.
One fer ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4xHOznTgQU
!!!
Much better chops.
John Carroll @tabularasa100
Replying to @OccupyDemocrats
File photo: Sinema leaves Washington in the middle of crucial negotiations to pander to donors in Arizona.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAuHpFAWQAk_I5B?format=jpg&name=small" width="400" height="400">
Yeah, that's her alright.
Asteroid news
https://watchers.news/2021/10/04/asteroid-2021-tx…
Maybe the elder gods are playing pickleball.
"Build back beaver, I say, build back beaver."
— Boris Johnson
https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/14457459…
<img src="https://www.carynesplin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/CarynEsplinQuartzsiteSunset-620×410.jpg" width="500" height="500">
In CA, $2400/mo plus utilities.
It's 3-eyed shrimp season
https://www.azfamily.com/news/features/3-eyed-shr…
I thought I dreamed them up.
Amusing from FNYT
"Saudis gave Trump WH white tiger and cheetah furs that
@USFWS Office of Law Enforcement has now discovered were fakes that had been dyed."
@BlueHeronFarmTX
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15m
These fuckfaces literally cannot go two whole days without war.
Quote Tweet
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
· Aug 26
The retaking of Bagram would put our military at risk, but I think those involved in the operation would gladly accept that risk because it would restore our honor as a nation and save lives.
OMG!
I have Bhut Jolokia in two forms, liquid sauce and dried flakes. I dipped the tip of a toothpick into the liquid, and that was bad enough. I can't imagine eating as much as she did and still being able to talk.
Oh. Ow.
And if the Ivermectin has done it's job, it should be pretty raw up there.
Ooooo. Cool. Send me some seeds when they're ready?
Actually we already have more than we know what to do with, but what the hell………
I was gonna try to make some sauces but my inherent laziness is very powerful.
But I'm allergic to fish, you monster!
Vinyl Dude's daughter grows them. She can deal .Likes them.
There's a section on masochism in DSM-5.
Didn't know what that was, but now I can drop it into casual conversation.
Happy to help.
TY.
It will come in handy on teh soshul media too.
.
Hey, howzit?
<img src="http://walnutcreeklifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/IMG_9381.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Alas.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAbEYE_VgAM2eWk?format=jpg&name=900×900" width="400" height="400">
*oukes*
I wonder what the comment limit is.
I remember 1000+ comment threads during debates and stuff, so I figure we got a ways to go,
I feel fortunate that I can still post links to stuff, though it won't let me post images or get fancy with wrapping links and stuff.