Re: the cartoon I posted above. Little story about how I was not an ass to a stranger on twitter: It had been posted as a pic on eschaton, so I tweeted it as pic on twitter. Reply asks me who the artist is. I DID NOT reply ," Her name is right there on the fucking cartoon ya dumbfuck". Instead I looked at the cartoon , read the cartoonist's name, went and googled her site and left it for the asker, who then replied "Thanks
Happy to see her get proper credit cor [sic] her work" . Again, I DID NOT reply, "Her name is on the fucking ……etc" Just like the dude that does"Pearls Before Swine" also puts his name on everything .
Saw Yoko Ono next to me in a Chelsea bookstore. Hastily grabbed the nearest book to hold up so I could pretend to not be looking at her. She eventually made eye contact and smiled. I look down. Book was (a) upside down, (b) 100% photos of penises, (c) titled, simply, “Cocks”
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Jan 24
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RAF_Luton
@RAF_Luton
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BREAKING: Test firing of the Basic Ordnance Revised Intercontinental Semi-nuclear missile at the Tinypooh range (Broom Lake test facility) was a great success as the 80085 kiloton bomb only has half the half-life of a traditional nuclear bomb #Sustainability
… and, well, I'm sorry about this, I hope it's not too revolting.
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That was one of the first and still my favorite.
That geometry is kinda hawt too.
|Weekend at O'Bernie's |
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Re: the cartoon I posted above. Little story about how I was not an ass to a stranger on twitter: It had been posted as a pic on eschaton, so I tweeted it as pic on twitter. Reply asks me who the artist is. I DID NOT reply ," Her name is right there on the fucking cartoon ya dumbfuck". Instead I looked at the cartoon , read the cartoonist's name, went and googled her site and left it for the asker, who then replied "Thanks
Happy to see her get proper credit cor [sic] her work" . Again, I DID NOT reply, "Her name is on the fucking ……etc" Just like the dude that does"Pearls Before Swine" also puts his name on everything .
Slapstick Peace
|Laurel and Hardy@Stan_And_Ollie
Imagine this
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|Abraham Riesman אברהם ריסמן@abrahamjoseph
Saw Yoko Ono next to me in a Chelsea bookstore. Hastily grabbed the nearest book to hold up so I could pretend to not be looking at her. She eventually made eye contact and smiled. I look down. Book was (a) upside down, (b) 100% photos of penises, (c) titled, simply, “Cocks”
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Lauren Modery@Hipstercrite
Jan 24
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Epic.
I threw snowballs at Claudine Longet one time. In retrospect, she deserved it, and much worse.
(Case of mistaken identity)
via ZD
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZKgl16pjx8/
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https://twitter.com/JoeNewberry/statushttps://twi…
Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
Consarnit!
https://twitter.com/JoeNewberry/status/1486353735…
I find the non-existent tweets to be the best tweets.
Whattaya doing this weekend?
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Wank Simply and carry a Big Stick
Also, ID stopped logging me out all the time.
Not me!
Whattaya doing this weekend? Part 2
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Now's your chance to get a nasal UTI, kids!
The fuck is wrong with people these days
I bet Kirk wonders if he can put his dick inside of it, too.
| I say, Iguana drop, ee-guana
Oh yeah, Iguana going to drop on you
I say, Iguana drop, ee-guana
Oh yeah, Iguana going to drop on you |
Dropping the iguana
At least you don't have to shovel them, like snow.
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RAF_Luton
@RAF_Luton
· 6h
BREAKING: Test firing of the Basic Ordnance Revised Intercontinental Semi-nuclear missile at the Tinypooh range (Broom Lake test facility) was a great success as the 80085 kiloton bomb only has half the half-life of a traditional nuclear bomb #Sustainability
Photographed from a Canberra