Wait, that's what the goats were for? We've been a farm blog this whole time?
That would explain all the bee stories.
No, that's the sex and vomit portion of this blog. (Is this a blog? What the hell is this place anyway? It sort of reminds me of the bulletin boards I was a denizen of in 1990-1991)
See the sex is with the flowers, and the honey is the bee vomit. Honey is bee vomit, right? Or is that something else?
Honey is bee-goat poop.
Honestly? I have no idea what this counts as. Blog was the first I came up with but I was born in 1990 so what do I know?
*sobs*
Fun fact: Every Republican President in my life has had the last name "Bush."
* also sobs *
So… it's your fault?
That and autism.
Yeah, I'm terrible, I didn't even vote for Obama in 2008!
You weren't old enough.
Missed by 7 weeks. Had plenty of friends that could vote and we even had a candidate come to my high school so it was weird.
I was so thrilled I was old enough to not vote for Reagan in 1984, unlike when I was not old enough to not vote for him in 1980.
On the plus side, you missed the 80s.
I'd say:
Get offa my Lawn!
Blog can't be right. Maybe a glob.
I like it. It has a ring to it.
A ringing glob. Excellent.
globlet?
So we're basically goo? Success!
Wait, goo…that's sorta like…poop.
Oh, Christ, you were born between my kids.
your kids were in the maternity ward at the same time? ;p
I got some honey from the local farmer's market this morning. Amazing.
Well, the current parlance seems to be "community", but that means you have to take credit for the worst of anyone in it…. so, Internet World Wide Web Site?
Hell, I'd claim you guys. Much more than I claim some of my blood kin.
I'd trade away my tea-party cousin.
I always thought we were a collective of anarchists. No?
I like to think of this place as a pocket Universe that's connected to our reality by the internet, where current events go to get Weird.
I thought that was what Florida was for.
There's another one, except they're Bad Weird. If we had any sense at all we'd hit that umbilical connection with an EMP and let Florida Universe go off on it's own merry way.
Bugs Bunny had the right idea.
Oh, so we're the anti-Florida. I get it now.
We're smarter than the average Florida.
Hey! Speak for yourself!!
Sorry.
We're the Jade Helm of the Internet.
HAARPville
right down the tracks from Hooterville
All I know is, this is where all my friends live. *sniff*
I LOVE YOU FUCKERS!!!
Are you crying? Geez. Girls.
My niece painted my fingernails robin's-egg blue today. Maybe that has something to do with it.
nail polish fumes will do that to you.
no joke! I don't let the missus do hers without proper ventilation!
She probably wasn't crying or falling in love so the interviewer naturally assumed she was a he.
Or, sure, sure, could also be lesbians, but those are really just a kind of dude, not actually women, right? Just like anyone over 30 and/or not hot.
Lesbians are double non-normative, so they def can't be scientists. Which would likely really mess with a science journalist's head.
We'd make great scientists though, I mean who better to be a scientist than someone who can make hurricanes by just not being straight?
No, no, lesbians can be scientists because they are actually dudes, because dudes sleep with women, so anyone who has sex with women is a man, and any "woman" who dares to do a dude job is obviously a lesbian and therefore really a man, who will be tolerated as a lesbian (and yet if that person were actually trans and became a man, they would ostracize him, go figure). (I think there is one of those flow charts that guys love so much out there that gives the actual rules. It gets complicated.)
is this going to be on the test?
Of course!
wait… there's going to be a test?
Every week! Man, you're gonna have to make up a lot of points on the final.
OH FFS!
*heads off towards Wonkville State Library with boltcutters, a thermos of coffee and a headlamp*
Uh, I wasn't aware there was a math component to this blog…
"Enter the Lesbians" has to be a band name already, right?
With a name like Sarah?
I just assume that all of you are genderless aliens.
Actually, that's a safe bet.
Well, thank Xuton, it's about time _someone_ noticed!
These days, might as well be.
One got it wrong after interviewing her? That takes serious ability to fail.
Does journamalism even exist anymore?
We repost stories about poop, does that count?
Real journalists would, erm, dig out the source material. So I guess we're little more than poop stenographers.
One could say we're spreading manure.
Wait, that's what the goats were for? We've been a farm blog this whole time?
That would explain all the bee stories.
No, that's the sex and vomit portion of this blog. (Is this a blog? What the hell is this place anyway? It sort of reminds me of the bulletin boards I was a denizen of in 1990-1991)
See the sex is with the flowers, and the honey is the bee vomit. Honey is bee vomit, right? Or is that something else?
Honey is bee-goat poop.
Honestly? I have no idea what this counts as. Blog was the first I came up with but I was born in 1990 so what do I know?
*sobs*
Fun fact: Every Republican President in my life has had the last name "Bush."
* also sobs *
So… it's your fault?
That and autism.
Yeah, I'm terrible, I didn't even vote for Obama in 2008!
You weren't old enough.
Missed by 7 weeks. Had plenty of friends that could vote and we even had a candidate come to my high school so it was weird.
I was so thrilled I was old enough to not vote for Reagan in 1984, unlike when I was not old enough to not vote for him in 1980.
On the plus side, you missed the 80s.
I'd say:
Get offa my Lawn!
Blog can't be right. Maybe a glob.
I like it. It has a ring to it.
A ringing glob. Excellent.
globlet?
So we're basically goo? Success!
Wait, goo…that's sorta like…poop.
Oh, Christ, you were born between my kids.
your kids were in the maternity ward at the same time? ;p
I got some honey from the local farmer's market this morning. Amazing.
Well, the current parlance seems to be "community", but that means you have to take credit for the worst of anyone in it…. so, Internet World Wide Web Site?
Hell, I'd claim you guys. Much more than I claim some of my blood kin.
I'd trade away my tea-party cousin.
I always thought we were a collective of anarchists. No?
Yeah, I think we can work with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MsmVJyHg0s
six seasons and a movie libelz!!!!!!
Is this the darkest timeline?
I like to think of this place as a pocket Universe that's connected to our reality by the internet, where current events go to get Weird.
I thought that was what Florida was for.
There's another one, except they're Bad Weird. If we had any sense at all we'd hit that umbilical connection with an EMP and let Florida Universe go off on it's own merry way.
Bugs Bunny had the right idea.
Oh, so we're the anti-Florida. I get it now.
We're smarter than the average Florida.
Hey! Speak for yourself!!
Sorry.
We're the Jade Helm of the Internet.
HAARPville
right down the tracks from Hooterville
All I know is, this is where all my friends live. *sniff*
I LOVE YOU FUCKERS!!!
Are you crying? Geez. Girls.
My niece painted my fingernails robin's-egg blue today. Maybe that has something to do with it.
nail polish fumes will do that to you.
no joke! I don't let the missus do hers without proper ventilation!
She probably wasn't crying or falling in love so the interviewer naturally assumed she was a he.
brb getting onions
Just take the one off my belt.
Rule of Journalismism #1: If they won't sleep with you, they are dudes.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/vN46uNN.jpg" />
Or, sure, sure, could also be lesbians, but those are really just a kind of dude, not actually women, right? Just like anyone over 30 and/or not hot.
Lesbians are double non-normative, so they def can't be scientists. Which would likely really mess with a science journalist's head.
We'd make great scientists though, I mean who better to be a scientist than someone who can make hurricanes by just not being straight?
No, no, lesbians can be scientists because they are actually dudes, because dudes sleep with women, so anyone who has sex with women is a man, and any "woman" who dares to do a dude job is obviously a lesbian and therefore really a man, who will be tolerated as a lesbian (and yet if that person were actually trans and became a man, they would ostracize him, go figure). (I think there is one of those flow charts that guys love so much out there that gives the actual rules. It gets complicated.)
is this going to be on the test?
Of course!
wait… there's going to be a test?
Every week! Man, you're gonna have to make up a lot of points on the final.
OH FFS!
*heads off towards Wonkville State Library with boltcutters, a thermos of coffee and a headlamp*
Uh, I wasn't aware there was a math component to this blog…
"Enter the Lesbians" has to be a band name already, right?
I think it was stage direction from Aeschylus.
Lez Ex Machina?
Blue has an ex named Machina? That's cool!.
| there's a blues tune…… |
I assumed it was a bad Bruce Lee remake
kung fu lesbians fighting evil sexist scientists bent on world domination?
I'd certainly pay to see that movie!
better yet, it's 3D
Y'all are killin me.
You must have known what would happen.
"My God. It's full of Sarahs."
HAHAHAHAHA….
Oh, no.
/Shit.
<img src="http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/f/f7/PalinWink.jpg" />
Imma send her a letter to see if she'll pay us a visit.
Tell her we're old friends.
News: "You won't believe this."
Me: "lol are you sure about this?"
Turned out to be a picture of flooding. Isn't that just like every day this summer?
Not in my town, sadly.
I don't know the scientific term for "oh, for fuck's sake," but Jesus…
|This| might help.
No illegitimatati carborundum?
To be fair, this woman is an astronomer- doubt she'd be doing multiple Eppendorf sampling…