White House infighting! (some quotes nsfw)

July 27, 2017 snowpointsecret 70 Comments

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http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon

Someday, perhaps we can tame wild gamma ray outbursts?

July 27, 2017 glaß 4 Comments

https://gizmodo.com/astronomers-capture-wild-intergalactic-gamma-ray-burst-1797261225

When You Don’t Have Time to Buy Milk

July 27, 2017 PubOption 4 Comments

http://www.cleveland19.com/story/35987112/mom-says-she-used-breast-milk-for-bake-sale-brownies

NOREASTAARRRGGGHHH

July 27, 2017 C_R_Eature 10 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/07/27/at-summers-peak-a-rare-winter-like-storm-is-set-to-drench-washington-friday-into-the-weekend/?utm_term=.ebb23bd93e2c

Lost Another Giant

July 27, 2017 Blue 3 Comments

http://variety.com/2017/tv/people-news/june-foray-dead-dies-rocky-natasha-bullwinkle-1202508180/

Scaramucci trying to get the FBI to investigate Reince Priebus for thing that wasn’t even a leak

July 26, 2017 snowpointsecret 9 Comments

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https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/890411640881131521

Today in : But they’re white people! Sucks, don’t it? Wait until they seize the property.

July 26, 2017 Blue 6 Comments

http://kstp.com/news/bca-search-warrant-justine-damond-australia/4552551/

Okeanous Dive of the Day

July 26, 2017 C_R_Eature 11 Comments

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/okeanos/media/exstream/exstream_03.html

Mein Gottwin!

July 26, 2017 C_R_Eature 4 Comments

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http://www.npr.org/2017/07/25/539334495/in-germany-a-comedy-renaissance

Don’t Ask, Don’t Transition

July 26, 2017 PubOption 5 Comments

http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/govt-and-politics/trump-announces-ban-on-transgender-people-in-us-military/article_4e9ffffa-aabe-5baf-8f47-f4caa756805d.html

Massachusetts Woman

July 26, 2017 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/07/cape_cod_woman_charged_in_topl.html

Wait, what was the third one again?

July 26, 2017 snowpointsecret 1 Comment

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-energysecretary-idUSKBN1AB06G

Moon, My Witness

July 25, 2017 Blue 3 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID48DznoP1s

Moar Live Abyssal Probings

July 25, 2017 C_R_Eature 4 Comments

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http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/okeanos/media/exstream/exstream.html

635824918883184150-ThinkstockPhotos-178030755

We Deeply Regret the Error

July 25, 2017 Zombie Dewey 3 Comments

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/2017/07/19/correction-hot-dog-not-sandwich/489349001/

How much of the eclipse will you see where you are?

July 25, 2017 snowpointsecret 17 Comments

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/7/25/16019892/solar-eclipse-2017-interactive-map

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White House infighting! (some quotes nsfw)

Someday, perhaps we can tame wild gamma ray outbursts?

When You Don’t Have Time to Buy Milk

NOREASTAARRRGGGHHH

Lost Another Giant

Scaramucci trying to get the FBI to investigate Reince Priebus for thing that wasn’t even a leak

Today in : But they’re white people! Sucks, don’t it? Wait until they seize the property.

Okeanous Dive of the Day

Mein Gottwin!

Don’t Ask, Don’t Transition

Massachusetts Woman

Wait, what was the third one again?

Moon, My Witness

Moar Live Abyssal Probings

We Deeply Regret the Error

How much of the eclipse will you see where you are?