In lieu of healthcare, I give you this:

May 4, 2017 Biff 1 Comment

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-donald-trump-frog/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook

Pigs Fly (weejee and Cubs fans rejoice)

May 4, 2017 Zombie Dewey 3 Comments

+10

https://archpaper.com/2017/05/flying-pigs-trump-sign-chicago/

“OK, Class. You’re assignment is to Make a Fake Gun”

May 4, 2017 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.kmov.com/story/35335688/slu-issues-alert-for-suspicious-person-on-campus

She Finally Ran Out of Things to Say

May 4, 2017 chascates 1 Comment

https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA

Sick Baby? Just Go To The ER!!!

May 4, 2017 chascates 8 Comments

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2017/05/03/a_thinking_moms_message_for_jimmy_kimmel_133772.html

Twu Wuv!

May 4, 2017 AntiDerpomeme 3 Comments

http://pagesix.com/2017/05/04/joe-scarborough-and-mika-brzezinski-are-engaged/amp/

Premiums go up, premiums go down, who can explain it?

May 4, 2017 Lot_49 3 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/spicer-impossible-to-know-aarp-cost

In Spite of Gov. Hogan, Driving the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel Takes Another Buck

May 3, 2017 guppy06 2 Comments

https://twitter.com/TheMDTA/status/859859038024200193/photo/1

EV ER Y

May 3, 2017 Blue 4 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4bPZ8kCH_I

Pretty Much Nail It

May 3, 2017 Lot_49 2 Comments

+10

https://whitehouse.org/2017/05/melania-wh-makeover/

Watch What You Tweet; They’re Watching

May 3, 2017 Lot_49 3 Comments

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/05/02/1658282/-FOIA-request-shows-Drumpf-was-directly-involved-in-trying-to-find-inauguration-photo-retweeter

Let Us Escape Trump’s New Dark Ages By Floating To The Stars

May 3, 2017 chascates 2 Comments

http://www.science20.com/robert_walker/can_giant_airships_slowly_accelerate_to_orbit_over_several_days_jp_aerospaces_idea-225058

This is why America hates Hollywood.

May 3, 2017 chascates 8 Comments

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/may/2/jimmy-kimmel-elitist-creep-who-needs-shut-up/

NYT Op-Ed Columns I Feel Safe in Skipping

May 3, 2017 Lot_49 9 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/pages/opinion/index.html?module=SectionsNav&action=click&version=BrowseTree&region=TopBar&contentCollection=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

Time to Fire tRump?

May 3, 2017 weejee 4 Comments

+20

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/05/08/how-trump-could-get-fired

And make sure the food is barely palatable

May 3, 2017 chascates 2 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/ben-carson-homeless-shelters-shouldnt-be-comfortable-settings-or-else-people-might-just-stay-in-them/

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Author: Biff

In lieu of healthcare, I give you this:

Pigs Fly (weejee and Cubs fans rejoice)

“OK, Class. You’re assignment is to Make a Fake Gun”

She Finally Ran Out of Things to Say

Sick Baby? Just Go To The ER!!!

Twu Wuv!

Premiums go up, premiums go down, who can explain it?

In Spite of Gov. Hogan, Driving the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel Takes Another Buck

EV ER Y

Pretty Much Nail It

Watch What You Tweet; They’re Watching

Let Us Escape Trump’s New Dark Ages By Floating To The Stars

This is why America hates Hollywood.

NYT Op-Ed Columns I Feel Safe in Skipping

Time to Fire tRump?

And make sure the food is barely palatable