My monk seal nose is full of eels

December 6, 2018 Close Read 28 Comments

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/06/hawaiian-monk-seal-eel-stuck-up-nose-why

Bennie or Donnie?

December 6, 2018 weejee Leave a comment

https://www.salon.com/2018/12/06/attorney-and-author-seth-abramson-donald-trump-sets-new-paradigm-for-treachery-part-1-of-2/

OK, so who’s going to tell them?

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018 C_R_Eature 21 Comments

https://twitter.com/cstross/status/1070455362459975680

Oklahoma Pastor Busted Running White Supremacist Prostitution Ring- where do I claim my Wonkville triple word score prize?

December 6, 2018 glaß 4 Comments

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/12/oklahoma-pastor-busted-running-white-supremacist-prostitution-ring/

I Guess No Details Are Needed

December 6, 2018 Smokey 3 Comments

https://www.azfamily.com/toilet-at-bus-stop/image_965a30d0-f8f8-11e8-b659-67d55c962a9c.html

It Seems That Someone Can Cough Up a Lung

December 6, 2018 PubOption 4 Comments

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-36-rushed-hospital-heart-13694561

Dubaious Goings-On

December 6, 2018 PubOption 2 Comments

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/dubai-claims-missing-princess-sheikha-13695072

Shady Spending, Facebook, and Brexit

December 6, 2018 PubOption 4 Comments

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/vote-leave-referendum-overspending-high-court-brexit-legal-challenge-void-oxford-professor-a8668771.html

FNYT wonders why octopuses are smart

December 6, 2018 glaß 16 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/30/science/animal-intelligence-octopus-cephalopods.html

What Do You Want From Life?

December 5, 2018 C_R_Eature 22 Comments

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46453544

Put On a Happy Face

December 5, 2018 weejee 19 Comments

https://www.the-scientist.com/notebook/goats-prefer-happy-human-faces-65081

Argentinean love ‘sorcerer’ pleads guilty in sex video extortion scheme

December 5, 2018 octopus_Grigori 17 Comments

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-me-boiteux-plea-20181204-story.html

Principia Mangamathica

December 5, 2018 Zombie Dewey Leave a comment

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https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/24/18019464/4chan-anon-anime-haruhi-math-mystery

Donald Trump, Jr. Invested in Lettuce Producer. Lettuce Consumers Spew Out Both Ends. Coincidence?

December 5, 2018 guppy06 8 Comments

https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/trump-inc-trump-junior-invested-hydroponic-lettuce-company

Cuba, Si to Internet

December 5, 2018 PubOption 7 Comments

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cuba-internet-access-mobile-cell-phones-wifi-3g-connection-telecoms-a8667771.html

Drill, Baby, Drill, and Don’t Worry if the Whales Go Deaf

December 5, 2018 PubOption Leave a comment

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-seismic-blasting-atlantic-oil-whales-dolphins-gas-offshore-drilling-environment-a8668366.html

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My monk seal nose is full of eels

Bennie or Donnie?

OK, so who’s going to tell them?

Oklahoma Pastor Busted Running White Supremacist Prostitution Ring- where do I claim my Wonkville triple word score prize?

I Guess No Details Are Needed

It Seems That Someone Can Cough Up a Lung

Dubaious Goings-On

Shady Spending, Facebook, and Brexit

FNYT wonders why octopuses are smart

What Do You Want From Life?

Put On a Happy Face

Argentinean love ‘sorcerer’ pleads guilty in sex video extortion scheme

Principia Mangamathica

Donald Trump, Jr. Invested in Lettuce Producer. Lettuce Consumers Spew Out Both Ends. Coincidence?

Cuba, Si to Internet

Drill, Baby, Drill, and Don’t Worry if the Whales Go Deaf