Meet The Prosecutor Who Says Louisiana Should ‘Kill More People’

July 8, 2015 Nounverb911 3 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/08/us/louisiana-prosecutor-becomes-blunt-spokesman-for-death-penalty.html?ref=us

The song remains the same

July 8, 2015 Zipp 2 Comments

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http://m.stltoday.com/business/local/peabody-energy-asks-a-judge-to-strike-lyrics-of-protest/article_a6e17f4d-46b1-52e9-961e-fd5443aea795.html?mobile_touch=true

Ohio Judge Apparently Does Not Understand the Law

July 8, 2015July 8, 2015 Adam MacMorgann 5 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/allen-mcconnell-toledo-refuses-gay-marriage

Appeal Judge Rules Against Washington Redskins Trademark

July 8, 2015 PubOption 2 Comments

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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13220885/federal-judge-upholds-washington-redskins-trademark-ruling

How McDonald’s Plans to Get You Excited About Its Food Again

July 8, 2015 OzoneTom 2 Comments

+10

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/9-ways-mcdonald-wants-excited-100000320.html

And I’ve been doing it by hand!

July 8, 2015 One_who_Wanders Leave a comment

+20

http://fusion.net/story/162656/we-made-a-chrome-extension-to-add-real-ridiculous-donald-trump-quotes-to-every-mention-of-his-name/

A homophobe of a different sect

July 8, 2015 One_who_Wanders 2 Comments

+10

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jonathan-cahn-god-will-judge-america-rainbow-lights-white-house-world-trade-center

NYSE Suspends Trading

July 8, 2015 PubOption 4 Comments

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http://www.ksdk.com/story/money/markets/2015/07/08/stocks-wednesday/29856201/

NY Stock Exchange has stopped working, expected broker suicides to climb

July 8, 2015 Lizzietish81 4 Comments

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http://gothamist.com/2015/07/08/ny_stock_exchange_down_is_all.php

Wealthy conservative mustache OK with stealing from the masses to subsidize his business

July 8, 2015July 8, 2015 Close Read 6 Comments

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http://defamer.gawker.com/lawsuit-tom-selleck-stole-thousands-of-gallons-of-wate-1716484272

Dwarf Planet Snaps

July 8, 2015 bobbert 2 Comments

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https://www.nasa.gov/feature/latest-images-of-pluto-from-new-horizons

You Can’t Fly United

July 8, 2015 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.fly.faa.gov/adv/adv_otherdis.jsp?advn=24&adv_date=07082015&facId=DCC&title=UAL+AND++UAL+SUB+CARRIERS+ONLY+GROUND+STOP&titleDate=07/08/15

Activist Judges Trample on Job-Creators’ Right to Pour Shit into the Chesapeake Bay for Free

July 8, 2015 C_R_Eature 3 Comments

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http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2015/07/06/3677227/chesapeake-bay-cleanup-opinion/

aka: the GOP presidential primaries

July 8, 2015 sw19womble Leave a comment

http://consumerist.com/2015/07/01/if-you-buy-the-stuff-no-one-else-likes-you-just-may-be-a-harbinger-of-failure/

Scientists have discovered a caterpillar that looks just like Donald Trump's hair

Surprise, surprise…Donald Trump’s Employees Don’t Share Wealth in 401(k) Plan

July 8, 2015 Callyson Leave a comment

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-trumps-employees-dont-share-090003589.html

CVS Bails on USCoC over Tobacco Pushing

July 8, 2015 guppy06 1 Comment

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http://consumerist.com/2015/07/07/cvs-health-resigns-from-u-s-chamber-of-commerce-over-international-pro-smoking-advocacy/

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Meet The Prosecutor Who Says Louisiana Should ‘Kill More People’

The song remains the same

Ohio Judge Apparently Does Not Understand the Law

Appeal Judge Rules Against Washington Redskins Trademark

How McDonald’s Plans to Get You Excited About Its Food Again

And I’ve been doing it by hand!

A homophobe of a different sect

NYSE Suspends Trading

NY Stock Exchange has stopped working, expected broker suicides to climb

Wealthy conservative mustache OK with stealing from the masses to subsidize his business

Dwarf Planet Snaps

You Can’t Fly United

Activist Judges Trample on Job-Creators’ Right to Pour Shit into the Chesapeake Bay for Free

aka: the GOP presidential primaries

Surprise, surprise…Donald Trump’s Employees Don’t Share Wealth in 401(k) Plan

CVS Bails on USCoC over Tobacco Pushing