This Is Seriously Fucked-Up

April 13, 2018 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.kmov.com/story/37949066/4-dead-in-deadly-incestuous-crime-spree

A TIGER!?!

April 13, 2018 C_R_Eature 11 Comments

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Tiger-Manhattan-Raccoon-479512193.html

At least Callyson won’t have to change her handle

April 13, 2018 lot 7 Comments

https://timesofsandiego.com/politics/2018/04/12/w...

Stanley Kubrick, Photographer

April 13, 2018 Zombie Dewey 3 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/in-sight/wp/2018/04/13/stanley-kubricks-little-known-life-as-a-still-photographer/

Deep Coke

April 13, 2018 PubOption 4 Comments

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/top-plastic-surgeon-killed-lover-12355977

Ah, Spring

April 13, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2 Comments

http://www.startribune.com/winter-s-latest-wallop-will-bring-6-10-inches-of-snow-to-metro-area/479587733/

“April Inventory” by W. D. Snodgrass

April 12, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 6 Comments

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42789/april-inventory

Can you please?

April 12, 2018 Lot 3 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EF1mDgfKKM

Melania seems to believe in the pee tape

April 12, 2018 snowpointsecret 8 Comments

https://nypost.com/2018/04/12/comey-trump-asked-me-to-investigate-pee-tape-to-reassure-melania/?utm_source=twitter_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

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Today in Genital Breathing

April 12, 2018 Zombie Dewey 19 Comments

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/12/asia/mary-river-turtle-endangered-intl/index.html?no-st=1523554829

Ah, Spring.

April 12, 2018 C_R_Eature 9 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2018/04/12/a-red-flag-warning-is-in-effect-for-the-d-c-area-for-possible-extreme-fire-behavior/?utm_term=.1b4a0d720765

Not Even a Louisville Slugger

April 12, 2018 lot 5 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/11/us/erie-bats-school-shooting.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus

Russian Reporter(?) Looks for Skripal in Hospital

April 12, 2018 PubOption 3 Comments

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-tv-reporter-salisbury-hospital-sergei-skripal-nerve-agent-ren-tv-a8299736.html

This Might Finally Explain Fantasia

April 11, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 10 Comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/11/argentinian-police-officers-dismissed-after-claiming-mice-ate-marijuana

Wendy Vitter, with her husband, David Vitter, after he was reelected to the Senate in 2010 despite being linked to the "D.C. Madam" scandal. Wendy Vitter is now nominated for a judgeship.

Mrs Ex-Senator Diaperman not sure schools should be integrated

April 11, 2018 Lot_49 10 Comments

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/dont-mean-coy-trump-judicial-nominee-refuses-say-whether-supports-segregation/

Less Human Than You, Man

April 11, 2018 PubOption 8 Comments

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43674270

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This Is Seriously Fucked-Up

A TIGER!?!

At least Callyson won’t have to change her handle

Stanley Kubrick, Photographer

Deep Coke

Ah, Spring

“April Inventory” by W. D. Snodgrass

Can you please?

Melania seems to believe in the pee tape

Today in Genital Breathing

Ah, Spring.

Not Even a Louisville Slugger

Russian Reporter(?) Looks for Skripal in Hospital

This Might Finally Explain Fantasia

Mrs Ex-Senator Diaperman not sure schools should be integrated

Less Human Than You, Man