I’ll stop the world and melt with you July 12, 2017 C_R_Eature 2140628 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fill-stop-the-world-and-melt-with-you%2FI%27ll+stop+the+world+and+melt+with+you2017-07-12+17%3A32%3A41Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21406 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/07/12/record-challenging-heat-arrives-in-force-upper-90s-likely-today-near-100-thursday/?utm_term=.c3cb03e0eecf
Since there’s no way to know if human activity caused this, there’s no point in doing anything about it except going for a ride in the F-350 July 12, 2017 Lot 214036 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fsince-theres-no-way-to-know-if-human-activity-caused-this-theres-no-point-in-doing-anything-about-it-except-going-for-a-ride-in-the-f-350%2FSince+there%27s+no+way+to+know+if+human+activity+caused+this%2C+there%27s+no+point+in+doing+anything+about+it+except+going+for+a+ride+in+the+F-3502017-07-12+16%3A36%3A44Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21403 https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/09/climate/antarctica-rift-update.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0
Gollum Reading tRump Twats™ July 12, 2017 weejee 214016 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fgollum-reading-trump-twats%2FGollum+Reading+tRump+Twats%E2%84%A22017-07-12+15%3A08%3A04Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fgollum-reading-trump-twats%2F http://gizmodo.com/andy-serkis-reading-president-trumps-tweets-as-gollum-i-1796839560
Who Threw Little Donnie Under the Bus July 12, 2017 weejee 2139810 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fwho-threw-little-donnie-under-the-bus%2FWho+Threw+Little+Donnie+Under+the+Bus2017-07-12+14%3A57%3A15Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fwho-threw-little-donnie-under-the-bus%2F https://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/a-trump-world-whodunnit-as-allies-wonder-who-is-going-after?utm_term=.niMqMxeZA#.mbRVEdqeB
Australia’s Own “Really South Florida.” Pictured: What One Finds When Searching for “Batman Gun.” July 12, 2017July 12, 2017 guppy06 213961 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Faustalias-own-really-south-florida-pictured-what-one-finds-when-searching-for-batman-gun%2FAustralia%27s+Own+%22Really+South+Florida.%22+Pictured%3A+What+One+Finds+When+Searching+for+%22Batman+Gun.%222017-07-12+13%3A00%3A03Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Faustalias-own-really-south-florida-pictured-what-one-finds-when-searching-for-batman-gun%2F https://io9.gizmodo.com/police-shoot-unarmed-batman-cosplayers-at-australian-se-1796770866
Independent’s Feminist Take on Teen Vogue Anal Sex Article. New York Post Somehow Not Involved July 12, 2017 guppy06 213941 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Findependents-feminist-take-on-teen-vogue-anal-sex-article-new-york-post-somehow-not-involved%2FIndependent%27s+Feminist+Take+on+Teen+Vogue+Anal+Sex+Article.+New+York+Post+Somehow+Not+Involved2017-07-12+12%3A50%3A48Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Findependents-feminist-take-on-teen-vogue-anal-sex-article-new-york-post-somehow-not-involved%2F https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/teen-vogue-anal-sex-prostate-owner-sheila-michaels-feminism-teenagers-a7831671.html
“I Am 12 and What Is This?” (Have an Adult Beverage Handy) July 12, 2017 guppy06 213892 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fi-am-12-and-what-is-this-have-an-adult-beverage-handy%2F%22I+Am+12+and+What+Is+This%3F%22+%28Have+an+Adult+Beverage+Handy%292017-07-12+12%3A37%3A08Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fi-am-12-and-what-is-this-have-an-adult-beverage-handy%2F http://ew.com/tv/2017/07/03/sophie-turner-game-of-thrones-sex-education/
What Happens in Smallvill Doesn’t Stay in Smallville. Get Tested! July 12, 2017 guppy06 213872 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fwhat-happens-in-smallvill-doesnt-stay-in-smallville-get-tested%2FWhat+Happens+in+Smallvill+Doesn%27t+Stay+in+Smallville.+Get+Tested%212017-07-12+12%3A30%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fwhat-happens-in-smallvill-doesnt-stay-in-smallville-get-tested%2F https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/10/super-gonorrhoea-oral-sex-strain-sexually-transmitted-infection
This Bud’s Not For Flying a Helicopter July 12, 2017 PubOption 213865 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fthis-buds-not-for-flying-a-helicopter%2FThis+Bud%27s+Not+For+Flying+a+Helicopter2017-07-12+12%3A30%3A09Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Fthis-buds-not-for-flying-a-helicopter%2F http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/columns/joe-holleman/police-say-august-a-busch-iv-was-intoxicated-tried-to/article_8125d9e3-d38a-5bf5-bf95-2e9592a939a0.html
Two Democrats Won Special Election in Oklahoma. Yes, You Read That Right. July 12, 2017 Callyson 213842 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Ftwo-democrats-won-special-election-in-oklahoma-yes-you-read-that-right%2FTwo+Democrats+Won+Special+Election+in+Oklahoma.+Yes%2C+You+Read+That+Right.2017-07-12+06%3A49%3A03Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F12%2Ftwo-democrats-won-special-election-in-oklahoma-yes-you-read-that-right%2F http://newsok.com/article/5556001
Bad Bream’s Brutal Barfathon Begets Brit’s Burst Bladder July 11, 2017 Vomiting_Larry 213812 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fbad-breams-brutal-barfathon-begets-brits-burst-bladder-2%2FBad+Bream%27s+Brutal+Barfathon+Begets+Brit%27s+Burst+Bladder2017-07-11+16%3A21%3A20Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fbad-breams-brutal-barfathon-begets-brits-burst-bladder-2%2F http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-vomited-violently-after-eating-10774527
David Brooks: Capacola and the Upper class July 11, 2017 One_who_wanders 213725 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fdavid-brooks-capacola-and-the-upper-class%2FDavid+Brooks%3A+Capacola+and+the+Upper+class2017-07-11+16%3A20%3A07Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21372 https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/opinion/how-we-are-ruining-america.html
White House Denies Any Ties to USA July 11, 2017 weejee 213763 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fwhite-house-denies-any-ties-to-usa%2FWhite+House+Denies+Any+Ties+to+USA2017-07-11+16%3A09%3A27Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fwhite-house-denies-any-ties-to-usa%2F http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/white-house-denies-any-ties-to-united-states
David Brooks thinks people who don’t go to college can’t identify Italian cold cuts because of zoning July 11, 2017 Lot_49 2137529 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fdavid-brooks-thinks-people-who-dont-go-to-college-cant-identify-italian-cold-cuts-because-of-zoning%2FDavid+Brooks+thinks+people+who+don%27t+go+to+college+can%27t+identify+Italian+cold+cuts+because+of+zoning2017-07-11+14%3A38%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fdavid-brooks-thinks-people-who-dont-go-to-college-cant-identify-italian-cold-cuts-because-of-zoning%2F https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/opinion/how-we-are-ruining-america.html?ref=opinion
100 Companies Responsible for 70 percent of Global Greenhouse Gas Emissions July 11, 2017 PubOption 213741 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2F100-companies-responsible-for-70-percent-of-global-greenhouse-gas-emissions%2F100+Companies+Responsible+for+70+percent+of+Global+Greenhouse+Gas+Emissions2017-07-11+14%3A19%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2F100-companies-responsible-for-70-percent-of-global-greenhouse-gas-emissions%2F http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/100-companies-responsible-71-per-cent-greenhouse-gas-emissions-global-warming-climate-change-shell-a7834031.html
Croatian Citizens Caution, Cashier Chundering Chav Crowd July 11, 2017 Vomiting_Larry 213682 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2Fcroatian-citizens-caution-cashier-chundering-chav-crowd%2FCroatian+Citizens+Caution%2C+Cashier+Chundering+Chav+Crowd2017-07-11+11%3A42%3A39Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21368 http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/indecent-tourists-croatias-hvar-island-face-heavy-fines-1629754