wonkavator

The Wonkavator? Does Trix Know About This Trademark Infringement?

https://www.wired.com/story/the-sideways-elevator-of-the-future-is-here/
fuckyouverymuch

Some Good Fucking News for All You Fucking ‘Villains: “A voluminous taboo lexicon may better be considered an indicator of healthy verbal abilities rather than a cover for their deficiencies.” Fuck Yeah!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/09/messy-always-late-and-swear-like-a-sailor-it-just-means-youre-super-smart
Stephon

Goat-Man Whips ‘4000 Year Old Rock Band’ Into Ecstatic Healing Frenzy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p057hswb
Amercia

Congresscritter uses campaign funds to pay his family. Guess which party he belongs to. (Hint: it’s not the Green Party.)

http://www.nashvillepost.com/politics/federal-government/article/20866057/duncan-spends-campaign-funds-freely-on-family
forecast

Speaking of Fake News: Seattle No Rain For Last 21 Days & Forecast for Next Few Weeks

http://www.king5.com/news/seattle-hasnt-seen-rain-in-21-days/455171199