Restaurateurs rake off 3% slice of employee minimum wage hike because “government mandates.”

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/restaurants/sd-fi-restaurants-minimumwage-20161214-story.html
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (in a few hours, unless you are in France.)

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/gallery/2016/dec/27/the-funniest-and-most-unusual-animal-photos-of-2016
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Happy New Year, Although There’s No Way It’ll Be Happy

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/oh-fck-off-internet-buries-absolute-sociopath-trump-for-bizarre-new-years-eve-message/

I never thought I’d link to a GOP strategist’s Twitter account but this guy is nailing it.

https://twitter.com/JWGOP
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Dingus: “Those comments were completely misconstrued.”

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/30/politics/exp-rep-walks-back-hacker-comment-cnntv/
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Insomnia Cure (or: Your Randomly-Assigned 1 Second of Hate Against POSIX)

http://www.ucolick.org/~sla/leapsecs/