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House GOP hears us being mad, won’t destroy ethics department after all. Media tries to credit Trump even though he did nothing.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-reverse-course-ethics-changes-n702681
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The Russians are leaving! The Russians are leaving!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/on-the-eastern-shore-a-mysterious-45-acre-russian-compound-is-being-shuttered-by-the-obama-administration/2016/12/30/b6a69c32-cea4-11e6-a747-d03044780a02_story.html?tid=pm_local_pop&utm_term=.65c74ff28692
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How many whore diamonds has tRump BFF Joey “No-Socks” Cinque sold to YOUR hotel or restaurant?

https://www.salon.com/2017/01/03/donald-trump-spends-new-years-eve-with-convicted-felon-dubai-billionaire-the-taxes-are-coming-down/
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Well… The Good News Is My Usual Source Wrote Something SFW

https://medium.com/@violetblue/but-he-does-good-work-6710df9d9029#.vj7d5p2zt
explosion

French Polynesians less than thrilled about the prospect of serving as galley slaves on Peter Thiel’s libertarian paradise/converted oil rig

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/02/seasteading-peter-thiel-french-polynesia
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New America, Day 1: House GOP functionally destroys Office of Government Ethics

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/house-gop-votes-gut-independent-ethics-office-44518077

Let Us Laugh At 2016 For 2017 Will Be The Dark Times

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/dave-barrys-year-in-review-trump-and-the-hideous-monstrosity-that-was-2016/2016/12/29/17c84a14-b7d6-11e6-b8df-600bd9d38a02_story.html?utm_term=.a33bf3391278
lago-mar

NYT pays $500 entry fee so “reporter” Maggie Haberman can produce this, uh… “news.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/01/us/trump-mar-a-lago-future-winter-white-house.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news