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Secretive Research Facility Invites Cranks, Lunatics over for Mind Control and Snacks

http://www.adn.com/alaska-news/science/2016/08/24/haarps-new-owner-holds-open-house-to-prove-facility-is-not-capable-of-mind-control/

I Guess She Couldn’t Resist His Awesome Boston T-Shirt

http://www.click2houston.com/news/real-estate-agent-accused-of-hooking-up-with-man-inside-home-she-sold
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CNN’s Sanjay Gupta casts serious doubts on Trump doctor’s (pictured) ‘absurd’ boasts about his health

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/cnns-sanjay-gupta-casts-serious-doubts-on-trump-doctors-absurd-boasts-about-his-health/
Burkini cops

Les Gendarmes Force Burkini-Clad Beach Visitor to Strip Down

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/24/french-police-make-woman-remove-burkini-on-nice-beach?CMP=fb_gu

A List of Hillary’s Supposed Health Conditions

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/08/23/a-guide-to-hillary-clintons-many-illnesses-as-diagnosed-in-the-conservative-media/
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GOP convention Delegates were also given plastic fetus figurines.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/24/donald-trump-used-campaign-donations-to-buy-55-000-of-his-own-book.html
Budgie smuggler

Antipodal Ink-Strained Wretches Bring Lingua Franca Up to Date

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/24/world/australia/dictionary-new-slang-words.html?ref=world&_r=0
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Mylan Execs Gave Themselves Raises As They Hiked EpiPen Prices

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/mylan-execs-gave-themselves-raises-they-hiked-epipen-prices-n636591