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DAVID BROOKS WRITES A YELP REVIEW OF THE NEW THAI RESTAURANT

July 26, 2015 Callyson 2 Comments

http://avidly.lareviewofbooks.org/2015/07/17/david-brooks-writes-a-yelp-review-of-the-new-thai-restaurant/

My fears that we wouldn’t get a good laugh on August 6 were unfounded, at least for the first debate: Trump tops CNN poll of 2016 Republicans

July 26, 2015 Callyson 9 Comments

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/26/us-usa-election-trump-idUSKCN0Q00MF20150726

Something to Chew On

July 26, 2015 Dewey 20 Comments

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/a-girl-assembles-a-1/

Choke out condom cobras with charisma, says agitated coastal yokel.

July 26, 2015 coozledad 5 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/s-c-pastor-rages-over-sex-ed-contraception-is-like-letting-your-kids-play-with-rattlesnakes/

You Know Who Else Compared Obama to Hitler?

July 26, 2015 Shelwood 7 Comments

http://gawker.com/mike-huckabee-compares-obama-to-hitler-1720263327

Worth It For The Libertarians Passionately Arguing For Their Right To Fly With Skulls In Their Luggage

July 26, 2015July 26, 2015 Shelwood 1 Comment

http://gizmodo.com/this-might-be-the-best-government-instagram-account-of-1720086022

Two Sarahs are Better Than One [IYKWIMAITYD]

July 26, 2015 Blue 3 Comments

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bhbrm_sarah-jarosz-the-milk-carton-kids-live-on-austin-city-limits_music

Florida Nice Time?!?! ‘He’s got a story, just like everyone else. It just happens to be a sad story’

July 26, 2015 OzoneTom 1 Comment

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174621/Photos-capture-incredible-moment-Florida-police-officer-buys-homeless-breakfast-sits-outside-eat-him.html

More Bees

July 26, 2015 PubOption 3 Comments

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/oldham-athletic-face-bee-infestation-6136429

Meet the newest Democratic candidate for President: Limberbutt McCubbins. The time is meow!

July 26, 2015 snowpointsecret 10 Comments

http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/07/08/421140664/for-limberbutt-mccubbins-the-time-is-meow-to-run-for-president

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Rick Perry’s genius idea for combating theater shooters. Yes, it involves more guns.

July 26, 2015 OzoneTom 14 Comments

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/perry-on-lafayette-shooting-let-people-take-guns-into-movie-theaters/

Is Old Wonkville Irretrievably Lost? What a Blow to Humanity

July 26, 2015 AlterNewt 27 Comments

http://www.pressflex.com/wonkville

Oh, Reaaaalllly!

July 26, 2015 sw19womble 8 Comments

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sarcasm-how-the-lowest-form-of-wit-actually-makes-people-brighter-and-more-creative-10416281.html?icn=puff-9

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Foolproof defending at corners during soccerball invented.

July 26, 2015 sw19womble 3 Comments

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-33668046

Blimey, who can’t be considered a “terrorist” these days?

July 26, 2015 sw19womble 5 Comments

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-animal-activists-charged-with-domestic-terrorism-after-allegedly-freeing-almost-6000-minks-10415892.html

Wonkville

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DAVID BROOKS WRITES A YELP REVIEW OF THE NEW THAI RESTAURANT

My fears that we wouldn’t get a good laugh on August 6 were unfounded, at least for the first debate: Trump tops CNN poll of 2016 Republicans

Something to Chew On

Choke out condom cobras with charisma, says agitated coastal yokel.

You Know Who Else Compared Obama to Hitler?

Worth It For The Libertarians Passionately Arguing For Their Right To Fly With Skulls In Their Luggage

Two Sarahs are Better Than One [IYKWIMAITYD]

Florida Nice Time?!?! ‘He’s got a story, just like everyone else. It just happens to be a sad story’

More Bees

Meet the newest Democratic candidate for President: Limberbutt McCubbins. The time is meow!

Rick Perry’s genius idea for combating theater shooters. Yes, it involves more guns.

Is Old Wonkville Irretrievably Lost? What a Blow to Humanity

Oh, Reaaaalllly!

Foolproof defending at corners during soccerball invented.

Blimey, who can’t be considered a “terrorist” these days?