Prissy Parliamentarians Pissed Off About Public’s Pesky Petition

July 25, 2015 sw19womble 1 Comment

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mps-forced-to-debate-legalisation-of-cannabis-after-epetition-reaches-100000-signatures-10415624.html

Ain’t Gonna Werk on Maggie’s Farm No Mo

July 25, 2015 weejee 5 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8yU8wk67gY

Seriously Slippery Shadfly Swarm Stalls Sabula-Savanna Security Staff

July 25, 2015July 25, 2015 C_R_Eature 3 Comments

http://laughingsquid.com/police-officers-responding-to-millions-of-mayflies-swarming-the-sabula-savanna-bridge-in-iowa/

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ALEC Opines on Apis

July 25, 2015 Blue 5 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/25/beepocalypse-bee-die-offs-alec

Kindergarteners Who Share May Be Successful in the Long Run

July 25, 2015 C_R_Eature 13 Comments

http://www.popsci.com/kindergarteners-who-share-may-be-successful-long-run

Local Republican boys make international news.

July 25, 2015 coozledad 2 Comments

http://www.wral.com/2-north-carolina-men-arrested-in-murder-for-hire-scheme/14789212/

Useful service journalism, if you can contain your gag reflex

July 25, 2015 Lot_49 16 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/25/your-money/how-to-connive-a-reservation-at-that-oh-so-popular-restaurant.html?_r=0

“So You’re Not Allowed to Clap Like an Ordinary Person, But You’re Allowed to Bray Like a Donkey?”

July 25, 2015 AlterNewt 24 Comments

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-33664317

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♪ Are you… under… the Power of Spoo? ♪

July 25, 2015 C_R_Eature 6 Comments

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22730313-500-semen-has-controlling-power-over-female-genes-and-behaviour/

Why Did The Alligator Cross The Road (In Manhattan)?

July 25, 2015 Nounverb911 1 Comment

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/25/nyregion/alligator-found-crossing-a-street-in-manhattan-dies.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

Texas Bank Goes After Warenova’s Babby

July 24, 2015 guppy06 1 Comment

http://consumerist.com/2015/07/24/appeals-court-revives-texas-banks-lawsuit-challenging-constitutionality-of-cfpb/

DOK!!11!11!!!!

July 24, 2015 guppy06 11 Comments

http://mic.com/articles/122794/why-millennials-are-masturbating-to-my-little-pony-porn

Jurassic World Turned into a Gay Thai Porn

July 24, 2015 guppy06 2 Comments

http://kotaku.com/jurassic-world-turned-into-a-gay-thai-porn-1719686468

This week’s NFL Friday Night News Dump: Junior Seau

July 24, 2015 sw19womble 7 Comments

http://deadspin.com/junior-seaus-family-banned-from-speaking-at-his-hall-of-1720045314

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Useful service journalism, if you can contain your gag reflex

“So You’re Not Allowed to Clap Like an Ordinary Person, But You’re Allowed to Bray Like a Donkey?”

♪ Are you… under… the Power of Spoo? ♪

Why Did The Alligator Cross The Road (In Manhattan)?

Texas Bank Goes After Warenova’s Babby

DOK!!11!11!!!!

Jurassic World Turned into a Gay Thai Porn

This week’s NFL Friday Night News Dump: Junior Seau