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Texas Moran Ignores Alligator Warning Sign, Gets Eaten By Alligator

http://www.kfdm.com/shared/news/top-stories/stories/kfdm_vid_17003.shtml

Jason Pierre Paul makes signing his new NFL contract rather difficult

http://deadspin.com/report-jason-pierre-paul-seriously-damaged-hand-in-fir-1715870503
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Plutonians swiftly and silently reconfigure probe for their own nefarious ends.

http://space.io9.com/the-pluto-probe-went-into-safe-mode-and-we-dont-know-w-1715824423
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More today in babbys: So everyone starts with empathy, but Republicans somehow manage to shed it?

http://www.startribune.com/even-toddlers-have-a-sense-of-justice-study-shows/310278711/
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Man thinks launching a firework off of his head was a good idea. Then he didn’t think anything ever again.

http://nypost.com/2015/07/05/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-head/

Amazing photos of Haitian deportees

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/05/world/americas/dominican-plan-to-expel-haitians-tests-close-ties.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0#slideshow/100000003773658/100000003773665