How much is a llama?
Most quality females are in the $2500 – $5000 range and quality males range from $1500 – $4000, although prices can be much higher than these depending on the farm/reputation, llama show record, bloodlines, etc.
But you can't breed them, which is where the money is.
We're after the blood. And/or we're after selling them to people with a syringe included so they can draw blood and inject themselves. This may not be a long-term enterprise.
Maybe we can also harvest their adrenochrome!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or easier to collect urine and sell it as adreno. We've only got a few months before new FDA and DOJ . Maybe some leeway as they might have other priorities for a while.
Or we could sell it as a cure for 'rona! The trick is to keep them alive. The logistics of getting llamas from the rescue to our facilities is a limiting factor, and obviously, time is of the essence.
Or we could sell it as a cure for 'rona! The trick is to keep them alive. The logistics of getting fresh llamas from the rescue to our facilities is a limiting factor, and obviously, time is of the essence.
There's llama rescues all over.
SWLR’s area covers the states West of Mississippi: Arizona, California, Colorado, Missouri, Nebraska, New Mexico, Oregon, Texas, Utah, and Washington.
Do you think they're housebroken/litterbox trained?
Don't think so, but llama scat is also effective against Covid 19, though not as good as blood.
LILYALLEN2.0
@lilyallen
The news outlets are finally shutting him off and calling him a liar which is nice. Its kind of like your date putting a condom on once he’s flaccid and already cum in you.
I asked @IlhanMN
about Trump’s confidence that by raising her profile in Minnesota, the state would swing his way. “He effed around and found out,” she said.
Matthew Keys
@MatthewKeysLive
· 27m "There is no Joe Biden," Tucker Carlson tells his Fox News audience. He "no longer exists" and is instead a "hologram."
Katie Hobbs
@katiehobbs
My office has been putting out information for months about how election processes work in the state & all we do to ensure security & fairness. If you haven’t been paying attention, that’s on you, but don’t show up when you don’t like the result & scream fraud w/no evidence.
Josh Lederman
@JoshNBCNews
Trump this morning tweeted his lawyers would hold a news conference at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia, deleted it, then reissued it specifying it’s at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
FattyMatty
@fattymattysf
· 58s
Replying to @tomtomorrow
It's directly across the street from the convention center where they're counting votes
Hari Kunzru
@harikunzru
·
3h
You may want to mute this account for a while because I feel I may have to individually insult every member of the outgoing administration in crude and personal ways
ABC news reports that the Trump campaign "voter fraud" hotline "has turned into a nightmare…bombarded with prank calls from people laughing or mocking them over Biden's win before hanging up…"
Qiuub
@0to22Hz
·
Nov 6
Replying to
@GallantGreg
and
@garywhitta
There's no limit to the text you can put so I just put the full script of The Lords of the Rings there.
Best comment: Rudy Giuliani just held his final election press conference between a crematorium and a dildo shop. Poor guy doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.
This might be the best journalism i have ever read…
It ended with his personal lawyer in the parking lot of a landscaping company, struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros..
Photo by Evan Vucci via https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1324505969…
Trump this evening according to my sources
<img src="https://activerain-store.s3.amazonaws.com/image_store/uploads/9/7/5/1/2/ar129993760021579.jpg" width="300" height="300">
How'd he get up the ladder?
<img src="https://s.abcnews.com/images/International/200818_abc_social_flying_cow_hpMain_16x9_992.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Ralph the Wonder Llama
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/11/05/upmc-l…
I thought others had been doing that already.
New method I guess.
Somebody is going to start selling llama blood.
How much is a llama?
Most quality females are in the $2500 – $5000 range and quality males range from $1500 – $4000, although prices can be much higher than these depending on the farm/reputation, llama show record, bloodlines, etc.
Or you can rescue one for [a coupla hundo.]
That's it. Then sell them for thousands.
But you can't breed them, which is where the money is.
We're after the blood. And/or we're after selling them to people with a syringe included so they can draw blood and inject themselves. This may not be a long-term enterprise.
Maybe we can also harvest their adrenochrome!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or easier to collect urine and sell it as adreno. We've only got a few months before new FDA and DOJ . Maybe some leeway as they might have other priorities for a while.
Or we could sell it as a cure for 'rona! The trick is to keep them alive. The logistics of getting llamas from the rescue to our facilities is a limiting factor, and obviously, time is of the essence.
Or we could sell it as a cure for 'rona! The trick is to keep them alive. The logistics of getting fresh llamas from the rescue to our facilities is a limiting factor, and obviously, time is of the essence.
There's llama rescues all over.
SWLR’s area covers the states West of Mississippi: Arizona, California, Colorado, Missouri, Nebraska, New Mexico, Oregon, Texas, Utah, and Washington.
Do you think they're housebroken/litterbox trained?
Don't think so, but llama scat is also effective against Covid 19, though not as good as blood.
That's just science.
Pumpkin pie nicholasstoller
Flag of United States
@nicholasstoller
·
1h
They finally did it. The nytimes finally fucking called him a liar.
https://twitter.com/nicholasstoller/status/132452…
LILYALLEN2.0
@lilyallen
The news outlets are finally shutting him off and calling him a liar which is nice. Its kind of like your date putting a condom on once he’s flaccid and already cum in you.
I heard WaPo did as well.
It's safe now since NY Post has abandoned the ship.
WaPo may have done it once a while ago, maybe. Everything is getting blurry.
Just a 'heads-up"
Jared Yates Sexton
@JYSexton
· 32m
The Right is going to call for invalidating the election.
It’s already catching momentum among the fevered, paranoid fringe. Trump flirted with it tonight, Hannity said it outright.
<img src="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fcea5ee3a025d475a54fce2ca1550d2321910990a5f269f735e1b899490e0e4b.jpg" width="400">
Ryan Grim
@ryangrim
I asked @IlhanMN
about Trump’s confidence that by raising her profile in Minnesota, the state would swing his way. “He effed around and found out,” she said.
https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1324699441778…
HeeHee
nsfw
https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/132414…
Patrick@savoiapa
·4h
Replying to @PollsterPatrick and @grace_panetta
Can't spell McSally w/o two Ls
I forget who said it, but the gist was that she is the only sitting Senator to ever have lost two elections in a row.
Fetterman is the good guy , current lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania,
His wife tweeted this
https://twitter.com/giselefetterman/status/132473…
Lake Street Dive from Halloween.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPYm5cjP23Q
LSD is so under-rated!
La lluvia viene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16zpuQ-iZKo
Breaking:
Matthew Keys
@MatthewKeysLive
· 27m
"There is no Joe Biden," Tucker Carlson tells his Fox News audience. He "no longer exists" and is instead a "hologram."
Hot Spring Chicken
https://apnews.com/article/eric-roberts-idaho-fal…
Pretty chickenshit to get fined that much for it, though.
Len Necefer, Ph.D.
@lennecefer
·
3h
You want to know how much the Navajo Nation dislikes trump?
1. of the 85,000 registered voters on Navajo 76,000 voted. 89% turn out
2. Of those 76,000 voters 74,000 voted for Biden & 2,000 for Trump
3. Biden’s current lead in Arizona sits at about 40,000
Ya’ah’teeh MFs
MAPS
https://twitter.com/DiinSilversmith/status/132475…
Per Current Vote Count:
GA: Trump -4k. Libertarians won 61k
PA: Trump -27k. Libertarian 77k
WI: Trump -20k. Libertarian 30k
AZ: Trump -29k. Libertarian 47k.
[ I suspected they put legal MJ over the top ]
https://twitter.com/scmgraphic/status/13249319524…
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmMgKhoXIAIRLGl?format=jpg&name=small" width="500" height="700">
OMGLMAO
https://twitter.com/etienneshrdlu/status/13246743…
Also, Ruh ROh!!!!!!!
NSFW
https://twitter.com/CoreyRForrester/status/132416…
Arizona’s Secretary of State
Katie Hobbs
@katiehobbs
My office has been putting out information for months about how election processes work in the state & all we do to ensure security & fairness. If you haven’t been paying attention, that’s on you, but don’t show up when you don’t like the result & scream fraud w/no evidence.
Josh Lederman
@JoshNBCNews
Trump this morning tweeted his lawyers would hold a news conference at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia, deleted it, then reissued it specifying it’s at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
FattyMatty
@fattymattysf
· 58s
Replying to @tomtomorrow
It's directly across the street from the convention center where they're counting votes
Richard Hall
@_RichardHall
·
32m
I’ve arrived at Four Seasons Landscaping. It’s next to an adult book store called Fantasy Island.
Of COURSE it is.
Exhale
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmPRgRuVMAMnd1J?format=png&name=small" width=400>
https://twitter.com/J_PaulJones/status/1325090035…
Perfect
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmPWNp4XYAIrjQz?format=jpg&name=small" width="300" height="300">
I don't know if Project Lincoln changed any minds, but they have some clever people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4LnpDj24hI
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erQn9Idd2J0
HAH!!!!!!!
Check out the works of Vaughan Meader, if you don't already know of him.
Yeah, knew his stuff but couldn't have named him.
Via TPM
<img src="https://cdn.talkingpointsmemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/GettyImages-1229512515-804×541.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Also
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmP55Q5XMAAe-8x?format=jpg&name=small" width="500" height="500">
Hari Kunzru
@harikunzru
·
3h
You may want to mute this account for a while because I feel I may have to individually insult every member of the outgoing administration in crude and personal ways
https://twitter.com/harikunzru/status/13251440807…
Tell us how you really feel.
Rob Hill
@velocirobter
·
9h
Let's not lose sight of the fact that Mike Pence also lost
Yeah! Mike in a box under a covered bridge in western Indiana.
Mother ! What are you doing? Wait, wait! Nooooo!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhhhhhhhfffffffhdg
ABC news reports that the Trump campaign "voter fraud" hotline "has turned into a nightmare…bombarded with prank calls from people laughing or mocking them over Biden's win before hanging up…"
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/inside-trump-…
There was an online form to fill-out too.
https://twitter.com/GallantGreg/status/1324916198…
Qiuub
@0to22Hz
·
Nov 6
Replying to
@GallantGreg
and
@garywhitta
There's no limit to the text you can put so I just put the full script of The Lords of the Rings there.
Jorma haz poop story.
29:00
https://youtu.be/t9i7Hl5LQH0?t=1696
Butterfly
بيتا
@bebejoujou
In a way, aren’t we all stuck between a sex shop and a crematorium????
whoa
E Slone@e_slone
Replying to @jaketapper
Best comment: Rudy Giuliani just held his final election press conference between a crematorium and a dildo shop. Poor guy doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.
I know it's been a while since this was a proper warblogging site, but Talia Lavin needs our help. Remember the Hannidate!
https://twitter.com/chick_in_kiev/status/13255012…
This might be the best journalism i have ever read…
It ended with his personal lawyer in the parking lot of a landscaping company, struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros..
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas…
Like Carl Hiassen-level good
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmVFm6DVMAAA-8R?format=jpg&name=medium" width=600>
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/132554…
They can't even connect the dots from Hunter's crematorium and the one next to the Four Seasons. Yeesh.
False flag!
https://www.fox9.com/news/police-called-to-check-…
Soon enough. Then when the real pillow guy is frozen, they'll ignore him.
<img src="https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/124588166_1273982792957095_2980739193238757211_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8024bb&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=i3gvC0HFRq0AX8sfDmN&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&tp=14&oh=94c0719c685f525a0657613fa9bacb66&oe=5FD006CC" width=300>
Fuckin' jerk.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmUm2WBXEAg2-2T?format=jpg&name=medium" width=480>
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmVac8YWMAAMbw7?format=jpg&name=small" width="300" height="300">
Marji Hope Esquire
🇺🇸
#BidenHarris #WinTheSenate
@nuggetmommy
Crazy Eyes!!
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/13258275828…
LOL
YvonneWingettSanchez
🏜
@yvonnewingett
McSally and her campaign team have gone radio silent. She’s not been heard from since Election Day.
<img src="https://i.redd.it/sio1lcrt3ax51.jpg" width="300">
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQhHvfBTH1o
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El_MylgUcAAYGwR?format=jpg&name=small" width=480>
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/carolinehask…