Senator Rand Paul
@RandPaul·
8h
One way of determining fraud in mail-in ballots would be to examine a random sample of a few thousand to find the rate of fraud.
Josh Douglas
@JoshuaADouglas
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15m
Replying to
@RandPaul
This is, umm, exactly what happens with random auditing of elections.
It's even a part of Kentucky law! See KRS 117.383(8).
Maybe learn something about election law before making up lies? I'll even let you audit my class!
Robby Soave
@robbysoave
I'm sorry, but Andrew Cuomo's new restrictions on private, in-home gatherings (just 10 people!) need to be opposed on very basic libertarian grounds.
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Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
·1h
calm down no libertarian has 9 friends
William Greenbladt, a photojournalist, who took this photo of the McCloskey's pointing guns at protestors sent them a $1500 bill because they lifted the photo and used it as a Christmas card. https://twitter.com/cali_photo/status/13244737134…
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
·
4h
The Trump book many people have been waiting for… Penguin Press has signed @maggieNYT
for a book, slated to come out in 2022… Playbook broke the news
👇🏼
Dave Hodge
@davehodge20
·
19h
Donald Trump still has a couple of months to invite the Tampa Bay Rays, Dallas Stars and Miami Heat to the White House to celebrate their 2nd-place finishes.
Jason Isbell
@JasonIsbell
·
36m
Due to @CountryMusic’s failure to mention John Prine, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Billy Joe Shaver at the CMA’s last night, @amandashires
and I have decided to return our membership cards. I doubt anybody will care, but we cared a lot about our heroes.
Sturgill Simpson joined Isbell in calling out the show for not mentioning Prine. “Don’t get it twisted…wouldn’t be caught dead at this tacky ass glitter and botox cake & cock pony show even if my chair had a morphine drip,” Simpson wrote
Elura Nanos
@EluraNanos
Amy Coney Barrett questioning in ACA arguments: "What if my grandfather had wheels? Would that mean he's an actual bus?"
https://twitter.com/EluraNanos/status/13261851737…
Throwing grandpa under the bus?
Either "If the queen had balls she's be king" or Frank asking Joe Pyne: " You have a wooden leg, does that make you a table?"
GAH! I was just trying to describe Joe Pyne to a younger friend of mine, told him to just find the FZ interview.
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https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1326193041326…
On it!
View/Enlarge see address heading
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmfbzhUXEAEoSRI?format=jpg&name=large" width="300" height="300">
George!
That's 'King George' I guess.
Or at least his secretary.
Heh.
George on my mind
Midnight Train to George.
that's the night that the lights went out in George
Then the devil went down to George.
and just because……….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2AC-JZd6-E
Unrelated Goat
https://mobile.twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1326…
Ahhh, toobin, or not toobin.
The awesome LT. Gov. of PA, again
https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/132632…
And the Cowboys do blow
Magary on Maggie
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Drew-Maga…
Preach!
Maggie rhymes with runt.
Ayup.
Epic.
Senator Rand Paul
@RandPaul·
8h
One way of determining fraud in mail-in ballots would be to examine a random sample of a few thousand to find the rate of fraud.
Josh Douglas
@JoshuaADouglas
·
15m
Replying to
@RandPaul
This is, umm, exactly what happens with random auditing of elections.
It's even a part of Kentucky law! See KRS 117.383(8).
Maybe learn something about election law before making up lies? I'll even let you audit my class!
[Fuckit, just fuckit.]
Typical. What about guys?
Some sort of fleshlight, I suppose.
Hear that, Ivanka?
eta: Get Guilfoyll to model for it.
Layne…
https://mobile.twitter.com/KenLayne/status/132605…
…… particles that can move through the liquid on their own – to clean sewage or administer drugs to the body.
Aha.
Clean the wax from between the Orange One's ears?
That's everybody
Robby Soave
@robbysoave
I'm sorry, but Andrew Cuomo's new restrictions on private, in-home gatherings (just 10 people!) need to be opposed on very basic libertarian grounds.
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Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
·1h
calm down no libertarian has 9 friends
Just look at the Pauls.
<img src="https://i.imgflip.com/1yy0kx.jpg" width="250">
needz moar blud.
Also, we're running out of sand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2_PADr0jAA
45 sure found enough of it to throw into the gears of gummint.
"Very promising human/monkey hybrids"
https://bigthink.com/amp/human-monkey-hybrid-2639…
What are they promising?
[South Park did it first.]
Excellent
William Greenbladt, a photojournalist, who took this photo of the McCloskey's pointing guns at protestors sent them a $1500 bill because they lifted the photo and used it as a Christmas card.
https://twitter.com/cali_photo/status/13244737134…
Eno
https://diem25.org/message-from-brian-eno-the-pre…
Waiting for the inevitable someone telling Eno to "shut up and sing"…
I will not shut up, and I will not sing
He's not wrong.
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/restoration-fai…
<img src="https://news.artnet.com/app/news-upload/2020/11/Image-from-iOS-83-1024×1024.jpg" width=300>
Art Decider?
Looks a little like 45. Without makeup.
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
·
4h
The Trump book many people have been waiting for… Penguin Press has signed @maggieNYT
for a book, slated to come out in 2022… Playbook broke the news
👇🏼
OFFS
Swedish Covid Team
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/12/cov…
2016
Kellyanne Conway
@KellyannePolls
306. Landslide. Blowout. Historic.
Squid
https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/132698434…
Birb
https://mobile.twitter.com/djinndiesel/status/132…
Dave Hodge
@davehodge20
·
19h
Donald Trump still has a couple of months to invite the Tampa Bay Rays, Dallas Stars and Miami Heat to the White House to celebrate their 2nd-place finishes.
<img src="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c745b7966a43907d59a27ae19acdb846d0e12d3daba06f3b6fd7f0284e04b6d1.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Jason Isbell
@JasonIsbell
·
36m
Due to @CountryMusic’s failure to mention John Prine, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Billy Joe Shaver at the CMA’s last night, @amandashires
and I have decided to return our membership cards. I doubt anybody will care, but we cared a lot about our heroes.
♡
Good for them! Sometimes all we are left with are empty gestures.
Sturgill Simpson joined Isbell in calling out the show for not mentioning Prine. “Don’t get it twisted…wouldn’t be caught dead at this tacky ass glitter and botox cake & cock pony show even if my chair had a morphine drip,” Simpson wrote
And just like that, a song is born.
It's amazing , really.
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via Deacon at Eschaton
Yup!
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmrW0soVoAEGTw0?format=jpg&name=900×900" width=360>
May tRump's tighty whiteys be filled with the spines of a thousand cholla cacti.
©2017?
Lalo was ahead of the curve.
VSI
https://m.tiktok.com/v/6853834922893839621.htm
I'm in.
Scrolling through that for a minute, I think I've had enough tiktok for one lifetime.
Try this one
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/13274612120330…
Another one headed for Central America
https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/132735390…
What's-er-name conceded to Kelly.
tRump never will, bwtf, only 10 weeks.
Rico Suave Spock
https://twitter.com/tomtomorrow/status/1327445445…
Here's hoping by the end of 2021.
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