I used to work at a behavioral rehab place. One of the residents only took 2 or 3 dumps a month. He wouldn't clean 'em up, so we told him to go use public bathrooms. One by one, the gas stations began to lock their bathrooms because of it. Then he'd clog ours again, so it became necessary to pay another resident to take care of it. Massive.
| Tropical Storm Warning | here, with the closest point of approach 42.8 miles from here. Big winds 2-3" of rain and bonus tornado watches. No storm surge predicted, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Friends of mine in Ft Myers and Sanibel Island got moistened rather a lot.
A tornado watch means conditions are favorable for the development of tornadoes, Closely monitor local forecasts and listen for emergency alerts on your phone or TV. A tornado warning means a tornado is developing or has developed in your area. Seek shelter immediately. |
And hopefully a few weird sea creatures too.
Today, July 7, we will be exploring “Dumbbell” Seamount,… (insert Mar-a-Lago proximity joke here)
a nip in the genital area
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/jul/…
Spongeworthy!
NOT THE CLAW!!!!!!!!
TENTACLES
Finally.
That's what sh……………never mind
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Except Thatcher
| Mini Hot Dog Octopus Mac 'n' Cheese |
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So what does one need to make this dish?
Clay? Porcelain?
Heh. Tastes the same, crunchier though.
Mac
Cheese
Octopus
| Dr. James Lamsdell@FossilDetective
A sea cucumber with lots of spines and tentacles projecting off of it. #Okeanos |
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Comparing cucumbers.
I'll just leave this here
https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/19423…
I used to work at a behavioral rehab place. One of the residents only took 2 or 3 dumps a month. He wouldn't clean 'em up, so we told him to go use public bathrooms. One by one, the gas stations began to lock their bathrooms because of it. Then he'd clog ours again, so it became necessary to pay another resident to take care of it. Massive.
Was he still getting the H?
He didn't have any substance abuse issues, he was there for severe mental illness. some of the anti-psychotic meds might have plugged him up, though.
I pinch my barbaric loaf over the loos of the world.
– Walt Shitman
Whoa, whoa, take it easy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnTY1Dt6-0A
"Pinched off a porcupine" FTW
They have another jingle with pineapples.
Ow.
Dear IBM/Weather underground,
I don't care what your so-called 'radar' reads, it ain't fucking raining here .
Thank you .
My app isn't showing rain.
It reads:
"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer."
23 days w/o precip. Next 10 days look dry. This likely is not going to end well.
We got a bit over a foot of snow in January, nothing measurable since. This is already not ending well.
| Tropical Storm Warning | here, with the closest point of approach 42.8 miles from here. Big winds 2-3" of rain and bonus tornado watches. No storm surge predicted, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Friends of mine in Ft Myers and Sanibel Island got moistened rather a lot.
I'll bet
Eventually got about .10
Whisky
https://twitter.com/EleanorMorton/status/14124574…
| Whiskey In The Jar |
[Brokedown Whiskey]
|Jayne Nelson 🦖@kakapojayne
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Best @PrivateEyeNews cartoon I’ve ever seen. 11/10 |
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OMG!
Don't you mean OMC?
Best, in the Replies:
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OM Old One
Biff, have a little roll-and-tumble there this p.m.?
I heard about it, but didn't feel a thing. I wuz robbed.
John Bolton trending.
Alas, not dead
Wake me up before he go-go's
I am disappoint.
Sound advice:
|Maryland Emergency Management Agency (MDMEMA)@MDMEMA
A tornado watch means conditions are favorable for the development of tornadoes, Closely monitor local forecasts and listen for emergency alerts on your phone or TV. A tornado warning means a tornado is developing or has developed in your area. Seek shelter immediately. |
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Excellent idea.
Is that a real taco, or is that a Sears taco?
Well, precooked shells generally get frowned on. But for a larger gathering where no one is stupid enough to stand and fry shells, fuck 'em.
If you're using ground beef, Vinyl Dude was taught by Mrs. Vidal next door to make tort-sized patties and fry the meat inside the shells.
[ I went and got fried chicken tonight instead . ]
[Deep sea incident!]
Different cold water shipwreck, but the "Island of the Lost" is a good read.
Prolly a bad idea to poke the Old Ones, though.
Yeah. Crazy stuff in that one.