33 thoughts on “The Latest in Ancient Cephalopods”
Last year, shortly after US President Joseph Biden took office, scientists wrapped up the details of their newest aquatic discovery. Though worlds apart, these milestones now share a page in history.
Coincidence? I think not!
On Tuesday, in the journal Nature Communications, the research team announced that post-inauguration, they'd identified the oldest-known vampyropod, which is a distant relative of modern octopuses and vampire squid. The latter of the two is known for its cape-like, blood-colored body. As an homage to the 46th US president, the slippery creature earned the name Syllipsimopodi bideni.
We have been aware of Biden's cephalopodization for quite some time and after 300 million years he's got the human camouflage technique down.
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Resident Alien asshole let a dog attack the octopus and kill it. Fucker.
The 'poignant scenes ' in the show are starting to get on my nerves too. Still, it makes the Sundays with Sis a little more tolerable.
Just got a text that began "Hi Vicki" Had link and asked if I would review the work a certain company had done for her. Tempting……….But won't fuck with them. Might be some bad spam also.
BALTIMORE — Efforts were underway Monday to refloat a container vessel that ran aground in the Maryland portion of the Chesapeake Bay, the U.S. Coast Guard said.
Last year, shortly after US President Joseph Biden took office, scientists wrapped up the details of their newest aquatic discovery. Though worlds apart, these milestones now share a page in history.
Coincidence? I think not!
On Tuesday, in the journal Nature Communications, the research team announced that post-inauguration, they'd identified the oldest-known vampyropod, which is a distant relative of modern octopuses and vampire squid. The latter of the two is known for its cape-like, blood-colored body. As an homage to the 46th US president, the slippery creature earned the name Syllipsimopodi bideni.
We have been aware of Biden's cephalopodization for quite some time and after 300 million years he's got the human camouflage technique down.
Related:
Resident Alien asshole let a dog attack the octopus and kill it. Fucker.
The 'poignant scenes ' in the show are starting to get on my nerves too. Still, it makes the Sundays with Sis a little more tolerable.
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the 20th Century.
How do you mean?
Just got a text that began "Hi Vicki" Had link and asked if I would review the work a certain company had done for her. Tempting……….But won't fuck with them. Might be some bad spam also.
Vicki don't lose that number
Oh , they found Shackleton's ship too.
| Loaded with awesome deep sea creatures too! |
Cool.
…..they pull particles out of the ocean, such as bits of plankton or poop
[ mulls-over ideas for restaurant chain…..]
eta [ figures Paltrow already has something in the works ]
eta a [ come to think of it, used to take carob/spirulina bars hiking ]
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Stamp Act
https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/15023916…
Was on an imaginary seafaring adventure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fryGyqTJPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eplyswd8ZRU
But I don't gotta boat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4evzpIVnMVs&a…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjb6Vc5_VqE
OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW!
Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/15034006260…
That's an odd unit of measure, but I like it.
But which half?
Yes!
How long is a piece of string?
Wait until the giraffe half the size of an asteroid show up.
John Oberlin
@OMGno2trump
The price of oil dropped 20% over the last 7 days.
The price of gasoline went up.
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Also C_R_ somehow got a boat stuck in The Bay.
BALTIMORE — Efforts were underway Monday to refloat a container vessel that ran aground in the Maryland portion of the Chesapeake Bay, the U.S. Coast Guard said.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/bid-underway-…
Owned by Evergreen. What could go wrong?
Jeeze, you give a Bay Pilot a few bottles of homebrew and suddenly you're the Baddie.
Also, check this shit out.
How this tiny Christian college is driving the right’s nationwide war against public schools
https://www.salon.com/2022/03/15/how-this-tiny-ch…
Fucking OC.
BULLSHIT!
https://twitter.com/ChrisReason7/status/150400855…
Well, between that zinger and this order from the World Court, this whole thing should be wrapped up by Friday.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/16/un-…
Perfect. Except for the apology of course.