I used to get all liquored up and insist on playing harmonica with the bar band. Never mind that they were mostly bluegrass and I was blues, they let me do it. Years later I asked why they put up with me, and one of them said because it's music, and I wasn't afraid to express myself in my art. I wasn't that bad at it, just way off genre. 50 years later, they're still recording, even though they live 2K miles apart.
I was 14 when it came out. I can name that tune in one note, and still know all the lyrics, but I don't remember dinner last night.
I fucking love that song.
There's a live looooonnnng version I used to have on cassette. Will try to find it on the web.
I remember that version, too. Some underground station I listened to would play it on like Sunday nights, the most subversive of nights in early FM broadcasting.
Mad Magazine sometimes included little cardboard records. This one and Deteriorata were the stand-outs.
Shoulda got a Grammy nom. at least.
It did, in my heart.
Did I recently mention my plan to replace the 'Big Ben' 1/4 hour bells at the fucking church a couple blocks away with
that first verse? It mostly scans into four parts.
| Would you like us to assign someone to elongate your peduncle? |
Is your black hole hairy?
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-6070…
Something tells me that " The Hairy Black Hole" would have been a very different Disney movie.
| Do Androids Dream of Electric Goats? |
Looks like that one beast in Star Wars.
Probably smells better.
This is what electric goats dream of:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-scientific…
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgaIbHX0Ackhp-?format=jpg&name=small">
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgdwBuWUAIFy8e?format=jpg&name=900×900">
Is human blood on a guitar fretboard a good thing?
afaf.
Doesn't seem to bother GWAR, so it's probably fine.
<img src="https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fklavs.net%2FWeb_Main%2FImages_Gwar%2Fblood01.jpg&f=1&nofb=1">
Cool. I almost always jab myself with a string when changing them, and somehow don't notice until
there's already blood splat.
<img src="https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FX_2_5XGzyeo%2Fhqdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1">
Nights in Red Satin by The Bloody Blues
Blood On The Frets by Billy Rubin
<img src="https://c.tenor.com/Fxt2IGV-sw4AAAAM/got-game-of-thrones.gif" width="500" height="500">
<img src="https://art.pixilart.com/3aeb91996bedb59.gif" width="400" height="400">
Also, another multi-verse split. This time a bridge pin disappeared.
Sorry if it inconvenienced anyone.
Damnit!!!
<img src="https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/72ff502574d297c511842fbdd9d2208f.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Oh, human blood.
Never mind.
It's the only kind I had.
Understood. Everyone is dealing with supply-chain issues these days.
I blame Biden.
We must all make sacrifices for our art.
Bad art is still art, right?
Yes.
I used to get all liquored up and insist on playing harmonica with the bar band. Never mind that they were mostly bluegrass and I was blues, they let me do it. Years later I asked why they put up with me, and one of them said because it's music, and I wasn't afraid to express myself in my art. I wasn't that bad at it, just way off genre. 50 years later, they're still recording, even though they live 2K miles apart.
Assorted twitter laughs:
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOIb3RgWQAUdgav?format=jpg&name=small" width="300" height="300">
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOIfZEpXsAMac9Z?format=jpg&name=small" width="300" height="300">
Rain E.
We came with superior numbers and highly advanced weaponry and were defeated by teddy bears armed with sticks and rocks.
And they stole my bike.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOIbTdjVgAYK1D6?format=jpg&name=900×900" width="300" height="300">
Haw, haw, 'Hot Poles' Soooooooooooo fucked.
Sorry kids.
https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/hot-poles-anta…
This is fine.
"Waterworld", the Documentary
The fire was started by a turkey.
http://1057news.com/2022/03/21/flying-turkey-blam…
If FDR had not formed the TVA and electrified those hillbillies, this would never have happened.
| This should cheer you up. |
Oddly, it does.
Thanks.
Whoa!
More Bloody guitar
https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/150565026188…
Raj and Roll!
Refuse
https://twitter.com/MurrayLeeA/status/15058013809…
I won't get in that bag and you can't make me
Stones live-1973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk0XqiHuNms
| Goat Head |
Oh man, and the goatheads are in bloom here. Fuuuuck
Whoa.
|Olga Tokariuk
@olgatokariuk
Art amid destruction. A musician is playing cello in central Kharkiv, destroyed by Russia.
Video @suspilne |
Dew Point
7 F
Humidity
9 %
But
NOLA
https://twitter.com/ScotPilie_Wx/status/150666605…
| Barn door, horse/better late than |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOOerqWXIA0VogM?format=jpg&name=small">
I can't imagine the screaming munchies modern shit would induce.
|Oh Well |
Why does my Les Paul not sound like that?
<img src="https://www.vinylpussycat.com/wp-content/uploads/DSC_0001-2-1-416×412.jpg">
Not that Mystery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieU7Jlb8UCI&a…
| " ? " |
I was 14 when it came out. I can name that tune in one note, and still know all the lyrics, but I don't remember dinner last night.
I fucking love that song.
There's a live looooonnnng version I used to have on cassette. Will try to find it on the web.
I remember that version, too. Some underground station I listened to would play it on like Sunday nights, the most subversive of nights in early FM broadcasting.
Got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2r7ecg4nv8
| How about this? |
There's probably an effects pedal that will do that
Sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSWQ9Ki7TY&a…
OMG!!
Mad Magazine sometimes included little cardboard records. This one and Deteriorata were the stand-outs.
Shoulda got a Grammy nom. at least.
It did, in my heart.
Did I recently mention my plan to replace the 'Big Ben' 1/4 hour bells at the fucking church a couple blocks away with
that first verse? It mostly scans into four parts.
Small funs, twitter asked me if I really wanted to tweet STFU at Lloyd Blankfein.
Guess what?
Today too. fwiw.
Odd circular shape beneath the ocean……………….
https://twitter.com/SPACEdotcom/status/1506990242…
Odd circular shape beneath the ocean in Google Earth images is probably not aliens
"Absolutely no proof that Aliens are living on the seabed", says NASA spokesperson A. Lien:
<img src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6nUmw6xuwFI/TliXXZ8dh3I/AAAAAAAACgs/VKS9qsuBKdQ/s1600/abyss-alien.jpg">
Student Body President of Georgetown Day School
versus
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
https://twitter.com/AidanKohnMurphy/status/150647…
Hah. Bonus for Cruz.
My mother has asked me to refrain from cursing on the internet
https://twitter.com/AidanKohnMurphy/status/150673…
Burned to the ground by a Grade Schooler! Imaging what a US Senator with any balls could do.
His beard is stupid, also.
Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant
What does he say?
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1507022197…
Beer, eh? That's hoe I know that this is real.
The Epic we all need right now
|Matthew Highton
@MattHighton
So if you add the Highlander intro with the Sean Connery narration over the Teletubbies intro, it becomes epic. |
HAH!!!
Tinky Winky: "Eh-oh!" *gets beheaded by Dipsy*
There can be only one!
|FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU |
At least one movie someone had done a compilation of all the fucks, can't recall which one[s], though.
| This one? |
Fuckety fuckfuckfuck
Classic.
HAH! That's great , but I finally remembered
this one
Wow, there's a lot more "Fuck's" in that one than I remember.
They fit so seamlessly into the movie.
| Susie Dent
@susie_dent
Word of the day, again, is 'lalochezia' [lallo-key-zia]: the relief of stress, anxiety, pain, and frustration through swearing. |
FUCK!
FUCK!
| You're breakin' my heart |
FUCKED!
FUCK ALL
| FUCK OFF |
Can't beat the classics.
Fuck you, Tony!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn3YjQSvDzA&a…
Another instant classic.
| Nothing Tows like a Deere |
I think the John Deere company can just bag their entire ad budget for the next few years, what with all the free vids out now.
That's a vry srs Deere.
If only Close_Read were around
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/15073651924050…
That. Is. Beautiful.
I miss Close, too.
Sent by ZD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_uOHf5DtFU