The Pessimist of Nine Elms. Trump Cancels UK Visit ‘Over Cost of New Embassy’

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/trump-today-live-updates-us-president-haiti-uk-visit-africa-shithole-london-embassy-obama-racist-a8155036.html
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Mattis Puts Amazon ‘Doritos Dash Button’ on Trump’s Desk, Tells Him It’s For Nukes (SATIRE, SADLY!)

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https://www.duffelblog.com/2018/01/mattis-puts-amazon-doritos-dash-button-button-trumps-desk-tells-launching-nukes/
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I Lift My Lamp Beside the Shithouse Door

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-attacks-protections-for-immigrants-from-shithole-countries-in-oval-office-meeting/2018/01/11/bfc0725c-f711-11e7-91af-31ac729add94_story.html?utm_term=.84be57d96102

Tunisian Terrorist Samonella Causes Testicle Explosion

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http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/15814512.Grandfather_s_testicle_explodes_after_contracting_rare_form_of_salmonella_on_Tunisian_holiday/
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Don’t Count Issa Out Yet—He May Have Found Someone He Can Beat

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https://timesofsandiego.com/politics/2018/01/11/report-darrell-issa-considering-run-duncan-hunter-east-county/

School Asks Students to Give 3 Good Reasons for Slavery

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http://fox6now.com/2018/01/09/give-3-good-reasons-for-slavery-4th-grade-homework-assignment-sparks-backlash-apology-in-wauwatosa/

MO Governor Admits Affair. Woman Claims That He Took ‘In Flagrante’ Photos, Said He Would Publish Them if She Said Anything

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http://www.kmov.com/story/37240190/governor-greitens-admits-to-extramarital-affair
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Related to the Issa news: Panicked Republicans break 24-year record for fleeing House ahead of midterms

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https://shareblue.com/panicked-republicans-break-24-year-record-for-fleeing-house-ahead-of-midterms/#.WlY8YgFdges.twitter