navy-screwup

Hey Boaty Guy, You’re Supposed to Finish Your Current Job Before Interviewing for the Next One

+10

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nsa-director-firing-pentagon_us_5830beade4b030997bbfd68d

Some People Just Want to Watch the Dollar Tree Store Burn

00

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Charge-Upset-over-no-shopping-carts-women-set-10620473.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
double-facepalm

Federal judge at citizenship ceremony helpfully tells new citizens: If you don’t like Trump, then leave

+20

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/306879-texas-judge-if-you-dont-like-trump-go-to-another-country
hamilton

Thin-skinned persimmon demands actors stop exercising free speech

+20

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/19/trump-demands-apology-from-hamilton-after-casts-message-to-pence/
trump-playboy

Jerbs to be Un-Created in Combatting Public Health Crisis

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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/12/porn-stars-fear-life-under-president-trump-and-vp-pence.html
a207917136a7e1f8f37b47_m__76820-1404787058-500-659

“A contorted mating posture in which the top lizard twists around and bites the belly of the other”

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http://nautil.us/issue/42/fakes/when-pseudosex-is-better-than-the-real-thing
jesus-money-changers

Heroic I-Never-Settle Trump Settles Fake University Lawsuits for $25M

+10

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-reaches-settlement-trump-university-suits