The monkey's owner told WPBF she had left her pet in her parked vehicle, but it somehow managed to escape.
The owner left the monkey in a car in Florida in June? Yeah, I'll bet that monkey didn't escape to get the fuck out of a hot car and then act out because it was overheated at all…
"The likelihood of a Florida resident being seriously injured during an unprovoked alligator attack is about one in 3.2 million, the commission said on its website."
Next up – steal armored vehicle from Nat Guard.
Brooklyn Bistros Boast Blockage of Bread for Base
https://twitter.com/NathanHRubin/status/100519828…
<img src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/b/b3/Grumpy_Cat-Good.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130929182255">
Heroes!
Did not know this connection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsxce3YAjcs
Sadly, [Clarence Fountain] died this week.
Shit. https://twitter.com/LACoFireAirOps/status/1005589…
FUCK.
I'm miles from Santa Clarita but I hope they put that fucker out stat!
We don't need another fire season like last year!
Ruh roh.
Not near you though is it?
Definitely not near me. Scary pic though.
The owner left the monkey in a car in Florida in June? Yeah, I'll bet that monkey didn't escape to get the fuck out of a hot car and then act out because it was overheated at all…
/FFS
Went to a [local band's] CD release party tonight. Nice time, though I left at intermission to get home at a reasonable hour.
from BJuice the other day . Wait for it.
http://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/video-gator-h…
Not seeing much emotion from your animal, there.
Yeah but |be careful|
You're there I take it.
wut?
Best:
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfTCr9gWkAEekj4?format=jpg" />
Since his arms are crossed in that Freudian hug – as they often are – I wish someone would p-shop this pic with him in a straitjacket.
I can't wait until he starts his prison sentence and he no longer has access to Twitter, a tanning booth and hairspray.
Heh. I think she's daring him to put his hand next to hers.
Dern kids.
https://twitter.com/allenwallace/status/100560507…
<img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UXM5PRvpyOI/maxresdefault.jpg" />
Abe's expression fits that photoshopped image perfectly.
"The likelihood of a Florida resident being seriously injured during an unprovoked alligator attack is about one in 3.2 million, the commission said on its website."
So she was just lucky, I guess?
She has fun playing it, too.
She also brought out a "dulcinator", a resophonic dulcimer. I can't say what it sounded like, as it was overpowered by the other instruments.