Slavery WAS the Reason for the Civil War

July 1, 2015 chascates 1 Comment

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/07/01/why-do-people-believe-myths-about-the-confederacy-because-our-textbooks-and-monuments-are-wrong/?tid=trending_strip_3

Worm injects sperm into own head

July 1, 2015 C_R_Eature 9 Comments

http://phys.org/news/2015-06-solitude-despair-worm-sperm.html?utm_source=menu&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=item-menu

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Pluto is Seriously Out in the Cold

July 1, 2015July 1, 2015 weejee Leave a comment

http://gadgets.ndtv.com/science/news/nasas-new-horizons-spacecraft-confirms-presence-of-methane-on-pluto-710079

Woman Covers Up Arson By Giving Birth

July 1, 2015 Shelwood 9 Comments

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http://jezebel.com/woman-gives-birth-in-forest-fights-bees-has-overall-c-1715044715

A tropical cyclone in July in the southern hemisphere. No, really.

July 1, 2015 snowpointsecret 19 Comments

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http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65002.shtml

Catch a Tiger by the Tail

June 30, 2015 weejee 7 Comments

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http://www.jambands.com/news/2015/06/30/jerry-garcia-s-tiger-to-be-featured-at-chicago-field-museum

Bad news for Church of Satan

June 30, 2015June 30, 2015 Biel_ze_Bubba 11 Comments

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http://newsok.com/ten-commandments-monument-must-be-removed-from-grounds-of-state-capitol-the-oklahoma-supreme-court-ruled-tuesday/article/5430792

Spend your leap second wisely

June 30, 2015 Close Read 7 Comments

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http://spendyourleapsecondhere.com/

Perfectly Good Outhouse Being “Upgraded” for 300K

June 30, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 19 Comments

http://www.startribune.com/rustic-restroom-in-northern-minnesota-to-get-300-000-upgrade/310349601/

Yooooooooooo Esssssssssss Ayyyyyyyyyy!!

June 30, 2015 Blueb4sinrise 26 Comments

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http://www.bbc.com/sport/live/football/32713296

Get On Yer Toes Wonkers

June 30, 2015 weejee 8 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/01/arts/dance/misty-copeland-is-promoted-to-principal-dancer-at-american-ballet-theater.html?_r=0

USA! USA!

June 30, 2015 snowpointsecret 3 Comments

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https://twitter.com/ussoccer_wnt/status/616047542015410176

And You Thought The Sand In Your Junk Was Bad

June 30, 2015 radiotherapy 2 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/05/05/couple-found-guilty-of-having-sex-on-a-florida-beach/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_3_na

Man caught impersonating fire-fighter at Lake Fire

June 30, 2015 OzoneTom Leave a comment

http://www.pe.com/articles/bear-772008-big-lake.html

Florida Man, Racism, Gumbo, and Swords

June 30, 2015 snowpointsecret Leave a comment

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/06/29/former-florida-state-mascot-dies-after-gumbo-argument-leads-to-stabbing/

FBI narrowly avoids international incident by returning overdue library book to Sweden

June 30, 2015 Close Read Leave a comment

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http://www.thelocal.se/20150616/stolen-swedish-books-returned-by-fbi

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Author: chascates

Slavery WAS the Reason for the Civil War

Worm injects sperm into own head

Pluto is Seriously Out in the Cold

Woman Covers Up Arson By Giving Birth

A tropical cyclone in July in the southern hemisphere. No, really.

Catch a Tiger by the Tail

Bad news for Church of Satan

Spend your leap second wisely

Perfectly Good Outhouse Being “Upgraded” for 300K

Yooooooooooo Esssssssssss Ayyyyyyyyyy!!

Get On Yer Toes Wonkers

USA! USA!

And You Thought The Sand In Your Junk Was Bad

Man caught impersonating fire-fighter at Lake Fire

Florida Man, Racism, Gumbo, and Swords

FBI narrowly avoids international incident by returning overdue library book to Sweden