Golden boy

Lifting Oenophile GOPer Candidate for Senate Too Busy to Campaign

https://splinternews.com/republican-darling-too-busy-lifting-to-campaign-bro-1826036152

Forget the Pink Giraffe, What’s That in Jesus’ Crotch in Pic 2?

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/16226777.Cathedral_s_pink_giraffe_features_on_mugs_and_magnets/
Poison lake Utah

Scientists: “This study of polyfluoroalkyl contaminated drinking water shows a big problem that will kill people if we don’t address it.” Pruett: “Bury that mutha.”

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/14/emails-white-house-interfered-with-science-study-536950
douchepreach[1]

So Which Douche Will tRump Choose to Bless the USA Jerusalem Embassy?

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/05/pro-trump-pastor-who-claims-islam-is-a-cult-picked-to-lead-prayer-at-opening-of-us-embassy-in-jerusalem/