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“You write like: Stephen King”

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When You Don’t Have a Pedal

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Planet 9 Update

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcrVKacgif0
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…and thus it came to pass ….

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https://twitter.com/ObeliskOfWoke
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Frankenpussy

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In Case ANyone Wants to Get Their Knopfler On

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF_gCy-4y3w
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Need New Pic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZSsuUTXRxU
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This Guy

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https://www.startribune.com/we-came-to-riot-illinois-man-livestreamed-lighting-fires-in-minneapolis/570930722/?refresh=true
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TIme For a Little Laugh

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Lovely places to retire

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https://twitter.com/NBAGAGORTION/status/1265417736672272385/photo/1
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This guy is killing it..

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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon
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It’s about time

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https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/23/opinion/sunday/army-base-names-confederacy-racism.html
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Roger Keith advises all to take a break.AK!!!

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Butt stuff

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Resting Sex Doll Face

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Without Little Richard, we’d all be listening to Cliff Richard

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