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The Biggest Frog that Ever Lived

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Sam and Dave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw
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Carnivorous Sans

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https://twitter.com/tds153/status/1282687551506190337
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Varlega með þá öxi, Eugene

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Throwback Thursday (almost): Putting Tiny Cameras on Beetles

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https://www.washington.edu/news/2020/07/15/robotic-camera-backpack-for-insects/
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Jamaica in the 1930s

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Minneapolis Police Suddenly All Sensitive and Such

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https://www.startribune.com/mpd-officers-filing-for-ptsd-disability-at-unprecedented-levels-their-attorney-says/571708312/
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honey, don’t

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https://www.startribune.com/tone-deaf-mural-painted-on-lake-st-kmart-removed/571664742/
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A grasshopper walks into a bar…

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https://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/untamed/00000162-f7d0-d699-af7e-fffdfd660000
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Hey people, stop microwaving your books, please

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https://www.kirkusreviews.com/news-and-features/articles/librarians-want-you-to-stop-microwaving-books/
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Floating Gardens of Mexico City

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https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/mexico-city-chinampas-coronavirus
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Pandemia de Coronavirus

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The Bat Flew. Now Pigs Might Fly.

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https://www.kmov.com/news/china-researchers-discover-new-swine-flu-with-pandemic-potential/article_1c203116-bacb-11ea-9484-dbf4e38f9437.html
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Consider the Hare

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https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/n13/katherine-rundell/consider-the-hare
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Forward.

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https://madison.com/wsj/galleries/photos-look-back-at-madisons-forward-statue-through-the-years-as-protesters-down-capitol-square/collection_2fb8efcf-6d97-5236-932c-e23c6db312e9.html#20
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Caption This

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